JardyB10

@Commissioner Shouldn’t this fellow have carryover?

He can always just rob another jewellery store for one.

I like seeing @Jack Johnson get the first star against the Lynx

Yeah no cliffs to be had in these parts. I could pummel a deer or take a literal spin into a ditch though.

I’m sorry to hear that. You’re certainly not alone in your ideations, but know that you’re capable of getting through this rough patch. Even though it’s a bullshit time of your life that shouldn’t be happening, you can come out the other end stronger, and when you do that you can turn your life into something you’d like to live.

That’s a nice amount of TPE you have there. You can join Halifax again if you want.

I preferred your old name

I promise I didn’t! It must have just not actually submitted for whatever reason. I bet when I open my laptop the draft will still be on there.

Welcome @thekaganator! Good luck in Miami!

That alarm scared the shit out of me. I think the @Commissioners need to come and deliver some swift and dramatic justice on these disgusting perpetrators. Throw the book at them! Beat them to death with the book, even! Also, fuck Vasteras!

As an enjoyer of D&D, a game where little variations and specifities of the wording of rules affects the rulings a notable amount, some of the trivia questions offend me, even if I can intuit and/or logic what they’re trying to say. But also I don’t do trivia crazy often, so perhaps your update has improved many of them!

Schmigel needed that win, he’s taken a few Ls in his fights lately.

I swear to God I replied to this last week with stamps for you and Eagle. I’ll try to remember to do this tonight. Also claiming 3/4 (Week ending May 22, 2022)

I do have a job and I’m kind of a piece of shit to get a hold of, but I’d love to pair up for a podcast one day! Also I think you’re more of a known quantity than you realize, but maybe I’m just saying that because I’m an out of touch podcast stan. Also you have impeccable wife getting strats - take notes kids! I think throwing a snowball at a window is fine, I imagine yours was too icy and your teenage noob brain didn’t consider that. Ooooh, some “I love you” ASMR, this episode is full of seduction techniques. 69/10, a very nice episode.

Tasty win against Ottawa

Yeah but if there’s a section for complaining it is my God given right as an American to use it!

Yippee! It’s a pleasure to bring @Doug Britton and @Otis Boudreaux on to the team, even if it’s just for the season and playoffs. The two of you have been absolutely killing it, I’m excited to see how your presence changes up the team makeup!

Always feels bad to lose to NY

My partner and I spent the afternoon starting some gardening whilst high, which really maintained the entire day because we accidentally forgot to eat lunch. Then I added some of my trusty Bumbu into the mix for the Oilers game and it was a very pleasant day overall!

This is indeed a new problem. I’m on mobile Chrome for what it’s worth. Completely unsurprising that @Dil and @Josh would BREAK their neat little platform that everyone enjoys, the sadists. The Toggle STHS Attribute Button is there and works though, so that’s cool.

Beautiful games, you love to see it!

Hey there @ghleen, welcome to the VHL! My name is Jardy, and I’m the Assistant General Manager of the VHLM’s Halifax 21st. We are one of the top teams in the very competitive Eastern Conference, and our GM @samx would love to bring another player Sam on to the team! We currently have a spot at Center about to open up on our forward lines, so the timing of your arrival on our team would be quite fortuitous! You would be our third line center, which would net you roughly 10 minutes of ice time per game on a Founder’s Cup contending team. Contracts are standardized in the VHLM, so regardless of who you choose to sign with, you will be earning $1,500,000 to play out the rest of the season. Then in the off-season, you will be entered in the VHLM draft (as well as two other more major league drafts), and your rights will be up for grabs there. So this is a good opportunity to dip your toe wherever you want in the VHLM and see how you like it! Anyway, we’d love to have Ayotte on board with us in Halifax! If you want to join the team, all you need to do it “Quote this post with your acceptance, and I can send you a contract and an invite to our Discord Locker Room as soon as I can. Regardless of who you choose to sign with, I wish you the best of luck in your career and hope you enjoy yourself here.

That was brutal man. My Oilers were in the same position, but luckily they pulled through. Also, all you crazy mofos and your dang socks. How am I in the minority here??? Am I a foot nudist and I just haven’t realized it?

I think you’re allowed to reset again for free, though I’m unclear if that’s whenever or during the off-season. I can look into it if you’d like!