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1. Probably this lol. Or general text roleplaying online. 2. Yes. And I completed about 400 other people's returns on time as well. 3. Tokyo! I've wanted to visit Japan for a long time and I can't wait to go one day and just eat all the amazing food. 4. However big a snapback is on the third nub lol. 5. Sushi all day every day 6. Mexican. I love it, it does not love me.

1. Daniel Janser 2. Hell yea! 3. I think Ivan is going to smash it once we get going. 4. Too many for my personal liking lol 5. Yes! We got a great team this season! 6. Hell yea!

Yea, I think this week's podcast will update that and I'm going to try and extrapolate all the thoughts I can from the two games lol

Thank you! I’m glad I was able to make something that’s actually listenable lol. I’m usually very bad with my umms.

https://spotifyanchor-web.app.link/e/hNANoWiB9yb Off season and the upcoming and long awaited meeting of Jesse and Lachlan.

After celebrating the holiday of Passover with their family, Jesse Teno is officially back to work in London with the United. The long off season gave them a lot of time to work not only reconnect with friends and family and time to work on their charity, but also gave Jesse a lot of time to work on their game. Jesse spent a lot of time on the ice and has improved a lot since they last played a game in the VHL. With the start of season 88, Jesse Teno hopes to be able to lead London to a successful season and maybe even the playoffs. Given the big moves made by new GM Jacob, it’s possible that once this London teams gets their ice legs under them, there might not be anything stopping this team. But for now, we will watch Jesse Teno get back to the big leagues and we will see how their third season in the VHL will treat them. 165 words for week ending 4/9/2023

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1 Hopefully top 3? I think with the off season moves we made, we should be much better set than last season. 2 A lot of fire power brought on to get us some serious wins! 3 Hopefully better than the last. I've put in a lot of work since S87 ended and I'm hoping it makes a difference. 4 13+! 5 Would you rather fight 1 horse size duck, or 100 duck sized horses? 6 Only two weeks left of tax season and then I'll be back to my normal activity and socialization!

Welcome to London!

During the early morning snow storm here in Vermont, we were able to grab a quick interview with London United goalie Jesse Teno. Still the lone goalie for the team, Teno is set to have another good veteran season. Still without a backup, and with no goalie picked up during the S88 draft, Teno remains the only backstop for London. Hopefully new GM Jacob Carson will be able to grab Teno some backup during free agency or future trades. But for now, we were able to catch Teno coming out of their sunrise practice at Riley Rink. Jesse, great to see you working so hard for this upcoming season. How are you feeling going into S88? I am feeling pretty good. Last season was a bit rough but since we only just missed the playoffs, I think we have a good chance this season. It helps that we were finally able to call up a great player like Leonard Triller. Jacob also did an incredible job picking up some serious power in Siyan Yasilievich, Sock Monkey and Igor Molotov. I think London might be the place to be this season. Do you think the extra power will help London finally have a successful playoff run? Man, I hope so. I know London has never won the Victory Cup so it would be amazing if we could be the team that gets it done. I don’t know if it will be this season or a future one, but I really do think that this team has a shot. Also Jacob was able to get San Diego their first cup, so I don’t see why such a successful GM in the VHLM couldn’t do that here. I know it’s probably a long shot with how powerful some of the other teams are, but hopefully all of the trade shuffling worked out in our favor. What has been your biggest focus during training this off season? Honestly, I have been focusing on everything. Certain aspects of my game feel really, really good so I’ve been trusting that to stay where it is. Right now, I’m working on my glove hand. It is by far one of my weaker points and how most goals are scored on me. So given the number of goals I let in last season, I think it’s about time I got that glove working like a veteran glove should. You ended S87 as the 6th overall goalie in the VHL for wins. Did you think you would end up that high and do you think you will be able to do better? I had not realized I was that high. It seems so strange given where our season ended. But it is nice to know that I’m up there with some killer talent. A lot of the goalies who are up there have been around the VHL for a long time so I guess it feels good to be able to hold myself up against some real talent. In terms of climbing? Who knows. The season could go any way the hockey gods and Simon deem fit. I’ll just give it my best and keep trying to bring the cup back to London. And that was about all the time I had with Jesse Teno this morning. They were off to continue working on their charity as they are set to fly back to London later this week to join their team for pre-season practice. 576 words for week ending 4/2/2023

With the long off-season nearing its end, Jesse Teno has continued to be busy working on their wedding, taxes, and not-for-profit charity. It’s been a busy few weeks and it seems Teno might be getting antsy with all the downtime from hockey. They have been seen going to the rink more and more often, sometime with a group of kids and most often with a local beer league so that they could actually practice and not just show up on some little kids who enjoy getting dunked on by a pro player. Jesse, when they do train, has been hard at work trying to make sure that they are ready come this season. They are also wanting to be ready to face off against their friend and friendly rival, Lachlan Summers. The faceoff the two have been waiting for is now guaranteed when London and Davos meet on the ice now that both goalies are starters. It’s going to be an interesting showing and one that many are looking forward to. 171 words for week ending 4/2/2023

1. I’m an Enrolled Agent which means I do taxes for a living and the IRS says I can lol 2. I’m 33! Will be 34 in June. 3. New Jersey! 4. I enjoy reading, playing video games, and currently I’m wedding planning lol. 5. 10 months! Almost at the one year mark I can’t believe it. 6. Mom and dad happily married, younger sister who is engaged, and me with my fiancé.

I’m not sure what to talk about this week. Work is taking up most of my time and I don’t have the creativity to work on a graphic so I guess my words will have to do. So, what’s new since the last time I wrote a stream of conscious media spot… Well, Dil is gone forever and Jacob is the new GM of London which is great because I really did enjoy working with him as AGM in San Diego the last two seasons so it will be nice to see what it’s like to be on his team. He’s made some big trades in the last few days so hopefully London will be much better this season. I’m hoping that this off season I can earn all the TPE there is and be ready to go. So far I’ve punched most of my core abilities to 95 and once I get SC to 95, they’re all going to 99. It should only take me about 2.5 seasons to get to my ideal build and then I’ll be able to bank like a madman to prepare for depreciation. I’m also currently 12 TPE from 900 so this media spot will close half that and I’ll just be some easy points next week to the milestone. Then on to 1,000! I can’t believe I have been here for 10 months like holy crap that’s a long time for me to stick with something. I’m sure I said that at the 6th month mark a while back but seriously. Between my ADHD and how easily I can burn myself out, I’m shocked that I’m still here and managing to produce content. Yea it’s a struggle sometimes but I’m honestly impressed with myself. I truly am enjoying it here and the long term commitment is still sticking around. I have my next player named and everything. Wedding planning is going well now that we have a venue, photographer, dj, florist, and our save the dates went out last week. After tax season we’ll go back to where we had our first date and have an engagement photoshoot. But back to the VHL for another 135 words. Congrats to @kirbithan for hitting 700 TPE! You’re gaining fast but we’ll see if you’ll ever be able to catch up to me lol. I’m still sitting at 5th overall in my class but I’m catching up to Phil slowly so we’ll see how long until I can overtake for 4th. My goal is to get up as high as possible in my class rankings since I plan to play out a full career with Jesse. Ah, in recent news, how the hell did I get 1st overall in the VHL Finals Bracket???? Like seriously. I am very confused and I will tell you that it was stupid luck. I have never done that well before in any sort of fantasy bracket or the like either here or in real life. Honestly I’m shook (but also low key I’m loving the 10 TPE boost). Well that’s all for now. See you next time! 519 words for week ending 3/26/2023

We caught up with Jesse Teno after the announcement of London’s new GM Jacob. Jesse, how do you feel about the new GM appointment? “I’m really excited, honestly. I was a little worried about who they might pick but Jacob and I go back a bit and I’m really looking forward to being on his team. I know he did amazing things in San Diego and I’m hoping he can work some of that champion magic on us.” Your friend Lachlan Summers was a goalie under Jacob in San Diego. Have you spoken to him at all about it? “Not yet, no. But maybe I should get a few pointers on how to keep the GM happy [laughs]. But seriously, I was close with Jacob while he was a GM these past two seasons and I know how he works. He’s beyond supportive and is always there to help if anyone needs it.” Safe to say that the mood in London is looking up. Hopefully Jesse and the United can pull out a successful upcoming season. 176 words for week ending 3/26/2023

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1. I think he left it with a good core to keep going and to be successful in the future. 2. Someone who is open with their players. 3. I think Triller. He just got up to the VHL and after seeing him work in the M, he’s definitely one to keep around and build up. 4. I hope he can bring in some new players who can inject some life back into our game. 5. Jake and Bake because I hope he can cook up a good plan for the season. 6. I hope so! I have yet to win one as a player and it would be amazing to grab a trophy.

Congrats Kirby!

Thank you! I hadn't seen the announcement until after I posted. Congrats on the job! I'm sure you'll do an amazing job with the Marlins. And I'm more than thankful to be welcomed.

Thank you. It feels goo to know that.

With the hiring of @jacobcarson877 as London's new GM, I have found myself in a position to step down from my position as AGM of San Diego. I know this deserves no fan fair as I didn't have much of an impact in the position and no one really cares about AGMs at the end of the day. While being an AGM was fun, and I had the chance to learn a lot, I've also realized that being in leadership isn't really for me. While I do enjoy helping newcomers, and I would like to continue doing that in some capacity, I think having my attention torn between so many places and people is harder on me than I realized. Also with tax season upon me, the last few weeks I have barely had the chance to interact with anyone in the locker room. It was fun and I'm glad I had the chance to try it out. Maybe one day I'll have the time and opportunity again but for now, I think just being a player is where I want to be. 180-something words for week ending 3/19/2023

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