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It would seem that with this first week of S92, Jesse Teno is continuing to show why they are a 2 time award and Continental Cup winning goalie. Their continued success in net only proves that some players really do get better with age. This super veteran of a goalie is once again the leader in save percentage among players who have played at least 7 games, and is 2nd in goals against average, only .03 behind Art Vandelay. Their performance continues to stun not only their opponents but also their own teammates. It would be fair to assume that with time a player would diminish in capabilities but I believe that Jesse Teno has what it takes to give it their all until retirement. There has even been rumor that their name comes up with discussion of future Hall of Famers. While there’s no doubt that Teno deserves a place in VHL history, the question simply becomes, ‘to what extent?’ 161 words for week ending 1/21/2024

This past month has been one of ups and downs for Jesse Teno. After getting married, Teno and London suffered a loss in the semi-finals. Then they went home and proceeded to contract Covid with their wife and spent the next two weeks laid up in their London flat with nowhere to go and nothing to do but sleep off the sickness and catch up on some television. We were told that Jesse finally decided to watch Ted Lasso and has been enjoying it. There were then two weeks of silence and life before the new year, though the eve would bring terrible news when Jesse found out that their grandmother had had a stroke and fallen, only to be found eight hours or so after the event. She would later pass away on January 2nd at the age of 89. The news was a shock to the Teno family as only last month she had been seen dancing at their wedding and was getting ready to head up to Okemo to go skiing. It is also being reported that Jesse is currently shopping for a home, though we are unsure if it is here in London or back in their home state of Vermont. We also wonder selfishly if they have any plans to start a family any time soon. 221 words for week ending 1/14/2024

1. Triller! Because once again, he is a killer thriller that makes goalies freeze-iller. 2. Not enough probably. But I'll say 20. I think the team we have is likely to take over a lot of bot duty. 3. Hopefully 7-0! Goat bot had a bit of a bad season last year but we all know the best have to get knocked down a bit before they are amazing again. 4. I hope so. I think we will. We have an amazing team that Jacob has been a god at keeping together plus the new additions are really going to benefit us. 5. Probably Marchand. While his E stats weren't great, he had some great goal totals in the M. Hopefully we'll be able to bring the best out of him in the big leagues. 6. 10! He's already made some incredible moves and I think the best has yet to come for 92.

Definitely Legendborn and The Poppy War. Couldn't put either down.

1. Yes. Jesse would like to spend more time with their foundation and raise more money for kids. 2. Absolutely nothing. They did amazing last season and they are going to continue that way. 3. Everything lol. They did amazing last season and they are going to continue that way. 4. Triller is a thriller who I would be a great killer. 5. My sister's wedding and starting fertility treatments to start making babies with my wife. 6. Well, new years eve my grandmother went into the hospital and it's not looking good. So I would like to leave sick family members behind. Just one year.

Hey, take it from someone who just watched their player have the best season of their career, there's always a way to better than the depreciation.

1. For Jesse to keep putting up amazing numbers and continue to be worthy of award nominations. 2. Probably 3rd or 4th. I think we have an amazing team but I know we haven't had the luck to be as good as the top teams. 3. Definitely Sjin, Molly and Triller. Those 3 will for sure bring us some good and hard work. 4. Defense. Always has as long as I've been around and seems to always be. Lacking in D depth is hurting us the most in the end. 5. Helskini. We killed them last season and now without Landon Wolanin, it'll be even easier. 6. Toronto or Davos. Summers and Castle are just too on par with Jesse to make it easy.

It’s been a hard post and off season for Jesse Teno. First, they caught Covid at their own wedding, and then they couldn’t help push London into the semi-finals. While it’s not all terrible, it is disheartening to the goalie who only has 2 more years left in their career. Thankfully, they did re-sign with London and have continued to express their interest in staying in London for their final year instead of testing free agency. It’s not surprising that the Vermont native has stuck to their wish to stay with their team. Drafted 10th overall, Teno has enjoyed their time as a record setting member of the United and with GM Jacob firmly in place for the foreseeable future, they have nowhere else that they wish to go with what remains of their time in the VHL. Currently, Teno is up for the Brett Slobodzian award however they are far in 2nd place behind Davos’ Leandro Goncalves. Teno won’t be winning this award this season, but who knows what people will think of their performance in the near future. 180 words for week ending 12/31/2023

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1. Hoping to go down to my cousin's and spend time with them and their 2 year old. 2. Cat. But one that definitely has a home. Because omg if I were spoiled the way my kitten is, it would be the life. 3. The ability to summon instant karma on terrible drivers who deserve it. 4. I think good. I could summon cops to catch speeders, have people cutting in and out of traffic running into each other. So good, but a chaotic good. 5. Of course! Splinters all over the ice would definitely make for an interesting aspect of the game. 6. Updater! Omg I have been trying to get this job since almost day 1. I would just love to get people all their beautiful TPE asap.

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S91 has ended for Jesse Teno and the London United, going out to Helsinki in the semi-finals 4-1. Not the goalie’s best showing but still a good performance overall. But with the end of the season comes the inevitable locker clean out. “Jesse, how are you feeling about how the season ended? Couldn’t have been easy going out on a shutout.” No, it’s not. I did all I could to keep us in the game but sometimes it just doesn’t work out the way you want it to. The whole team gave a great effort, but Helsinki just outplayed us and Fuukka Rask managed to hold it together better than I could. “Do you think your team was ready to close out the season? Or do you think Helsinki maybe just wanted it a bit more than London?” I don’t know if they wanted it more than us but they certainly outplayed us this round. “What are you doing during the off season?” Finally going on my honeymoon. The wife doesn’t mind me getting out of work a few weeks early so it will be nice to have that extra time together. 192 words for week ending 12/24/2023

Amazing season, friend!

Hell yes this is bad ass!

High five bitches!

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