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D - AirRig GoodBrandSun @Uncommon

Welcome back!

Nikolas Kauppi, unable to find his own team's press conference, brazenly enters the Vancouver Wolves press conference in a dashing purple-and-black suit proudly representing Prague. The room of reporters starts buzzing with confusion when hushes are spread when Kauppi approaches the podium. He opens a bottle of water and takes a few gulps before clearing his throat, "All right, what unrelated questions do we have for me today?" 1. How close do you follow the Vancouver Wolves off season? Who? Ahh..just kidding! First of all, my most sincere congratulations to your Continental Cup win last season. You'll be lucky to get it again this season. Oh, sorry...uh..yeah, no, I don't follow you guys at all except that last bit. 2. Day of trades and too many forgotten; Can you recall all the different trades that General Manager @Frank made this off season trying to improve the roster? Hint: There was a total of ten trades. I gotta be honest -- as a player, I only pay any attention to anything that's on the ice. I'm sure..uh..Frank was it? Hey, there he is! Frank! Good shit last season, dude. You did what had to be done. Order 66 and all that. It's all business, no hard feelings I'm sure. 3. Alex Leduc @Lemorse7 was trade to the New York Americans in a difficult trade that seen Hasbulla Magomedov @Motzaburger, S87 NYA 1st and S89 NYA 2nd along with S88 1st and S88 CHI 3rd. Was this a big enough of a return for a player of his caliber? Why? Wow, he got to go to New York, huh? Lucky guy. I hope he hates sleep. Magomedov isn't even on the Wolves anymore, so I think you lost a pretty valuable player there for picks. What do I know though...I just play the sport, not with money. 4. Shortly after trading away Alex Leduc @Lemorse7 the team quickly replaced him with a free agent signing in (S81) Nezuko @Baozi. Does this mean that (S81) Nezuko will always be compared to Alex Leduc @Lemorse7 in the terms of leadership and production? Why or Why not? You signed an anime character? That's hilarious! 5. Oh, we also have a back-up goaltender that should push Brant Fuhr @Tate to be even better this season in Jeremy Swayman @Agito. Do you think we will have a goaltending controversy this season? SWAAAAYY! Love that guy. He's practically a brick wall. Fuhr better check his posts before Swayman takes his spot with the Michigan. 6. Material, Material so much!! I guess I have to decide that last question and push the rest to next week so last question is: After all the changes this off season, how would you rate the Vancouver Wolves chances of repeating on a scale of 1-10? Why? 2. It was originally 1 because you signed an anime character in place of Leduc, but I bumped it up to 2 because you got my boy Swayman in the mix so there's a slight chance. Hey, Vancouver, it's been a blast in my short time here. You have a lovely city and I can't wait to make sure you don't make the playoffs this next season, but good luck! See you on the ice!

How much TPE if I sing happy birthday to you, but awkwardly and off-key?

F - Landon Wolanin @Crstats23

Oh shit. The man, the myth, the legend CONNOR BEDARD is here. Welcome!

F - Molly the Cat @Uncommon

F - Perry Laperriere @Crstats23

Calgary Wranglers Press Conference Week Ending January 22, 2023 1. It's training camp time! That means season 87 is just around the corner. How prepared is your player? 2. The drafts are also complete. Did you watch any of them go down? 3. The World Cup is upon us! Who are you rooting for?! 4. How pumped is your player for the new season? 5. What time do you usually go to bed? 6. What is your favorite day of the week?

G - Cole Pearce @UncommonOTC

Welcome!

Following the incredible success of the back-to-back Renaissance Cup Championship win with the Oslo Storm, Kauppi finds himself in the Prague Phantoms locker room. He finally made it to the VHL. He takes a moment to reflect on all his ups-and-downs that lead to this exact moment.

Welcome!

Welcome!

You sound kinda sick in this tbh

Welcome!

you're a pingus

Oops, I totally forgot about the ProAm! My player is from Finland, so you'll hear him hootin' and hollerin' for Nordic in the WC.

1. WE DID IT ! Repeat champs how do you plan on celebrating and how will you be spending your day with the cup ? REPEAT. CHAMPIONS. BABY! SO, so, so elated to be part of history with Oslo. Kauppi was drinking lots of alcohol from the cup. It may-or-may-not have been damaged in the celebration. 2. What was our biggest strength during our playoff run? Alexander Minion, and our 2nd biggest was everyone wearing sunglasses. 3. How will you be spending your off season? GMing Team Asia in the WJC and then bulking up Kauppi for the VHL. 4. What would should our motto for Season 86 be? Every day is hump day for Oslo with these back-to-backs. 5. JB has done it all in the E winning back to back cups . How long until the VHL comes knocking at his door for a GM position? Shoot...that's a question I can't answer. I'm sure there's some people out there eyeing for a VHL GM spot when it opens up and JB is definitely a top contender for it. 6. What’s next for your player? An Oslo return? Moving to the VHL? As much as I'd love to be a part of Oslo's THREE PEAT season, Kauppi will be playing for the Prague Phantoms this next season. He's also been selected once again to represent Team Europe in the WJC! This is my last press conference with Oslo. Thank you again @JB123for believing in me and my player for this opportunity to play for this incredible team. I wish you @KRZY and the team the best in the future!

Calgary Wranglers Press Conference Week ending January 15, 2023 1. The off-season is officially here! The JST in full swing, the WJC starting today, and the WC right around the corner. Is your player enjoying some R&R or are they participating in any of the tournaments? 2. The Wranglers recently to acquired Swedish goaltender Oskar Lindbergh! How big is this move? 3. The Continental Cup Semi-Final and Final series went all the way to game 7 with the Vancouver Wolves winning it all at the end. What do you think that says about the teams that made it that far? 4. S86 Victory Cup winners. Let's run it back?! 5. Doritos: Nacho Cheese or Cool Ranch? 6. What new band or artist have you been listening to lately?

Congratulations, @Pifferfish!