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twists last won the day on October 25 2024
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Youre Not Fucking Retiring
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Why Media Spots suck
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About to force a trade to Seattle so I can retire in the offseason
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1. I’m looking like a PPG player! Loving that! 2. I missed this even though i got tagged 86 times in discord lol 3. I’m going to say no, we should absolutely be above .500 in my opinion 4. Nope, theme week would make me do a point task and PTs are bad 5. Obviously it’s @dylanjj37. Especially when he set his name and pfp to match yours 6. If you like emo rap the new Lil Peep song that dropped Friday is a banger
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qripll reacted to a post in a topic: DC Dragons Press Conference
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1. I’ve been playing surprisingly well, so I can’t complain 2. Simon. It’s still too small of sample size to say we’re good or bad. Simon can make bad teams look great and great teams look bad in the first 20 games. 3. LDN cuz @STZ is bad 4. Aces, they’ve rebranded a few times and they never seem to get it right 5. I’m thinking of an Ovechkin-tier celebration 6. Really not sure. It might come down to NA GMs needing to simply be better
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Oatex reacted to a post in a topic: DC Dragons Press Conference
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1. I got two points! Pretty happy with that haha. 2. I truly don't know. It looks like we should be playoff contenders as a team at least, but my player is always a surprise. 3. I'm going to predict Moscow. I pretty commonly pick them. They are always one of the best teams on paper. 4. I really don't want to say this, but I'm scared we're the Red Wings. Look decent enough on paper but may not deliver. 5. I will line brawl at a moments notice. Team is completely irrelevant haha. 6. DC Dragon Deez Nuts
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twists reacted to a post in a topic: VHL Game 4: Moscow v. Warsaw
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VHL Game 4: Moscow v. Warsaw The Moscow Menace absolutely obliterated the Warsaw Predators in this game, winning 5-0 and shutting out the perds. Carson Tripp scored the first goal late in the first period on a power play. He was assisted by my wonderful VHFL pick Obuz Schneider Canet du Bocage. In the second period Moscow proceeded to extend their lead by scoring three more goals from Pombo, Catia Goncalves, and Maverick Goncalves. Finally, in the third period, the final goal was scored by Jillian Woods on a power play. The three stars of the game were awarded to M. Goncalves, Pombo and Tripp. I think Deadpanda was robbed by not showing up in the three stars, but that's Simon for you! Deadpanda had a perfect 13 stops on a pathetic 13 shots from Warsaw. Is Warsaw throwing for the 2nd year in a row? I guess we won't know until a few more games pass. Regardless, Moscow played a perfect game and absolutely dominated their opponents. Players mentioned: @leandrofg, @cLoWn, @samx, @Grape and @Alex
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twists reacted to a post in a topic: VSN Presents: S97 VHL Awards
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1. Love the Baby Boomer pick! Don't know anything about the other guy though! 3. I always cheer for me. Duh. But for real, anyone on the team I'll be cheering for! 4. I always guess these things wrong, so I'm going to yolo and say we did 5. @dylanjj37 he is the obvious choice 6. Non-existent. I'm pulling a Phil Kessel and eating hot dogs all offseason 7. Yes, but I've paid off @Beketov so that we can beat them!
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1. Relief and excitement. Looking forward to what we can do next year. I think it'll be our true first year of competing! 2. I didn't. YNFR started super slow like he always does, and I figured I was done for about 1/4 of the way through the year 4. It would be awesome! He is very deserving and honestly everyone on our team should win awards 5. Oh man sorry I missed your 21st! But happy belated birthday! I'm only 31, but your twenties will fly so be sure to enjoy them! 6. I would assume so. This should be the season we start really competing. Hopefully we can make some good value trades on some young guns! 7. That would be sweet. We can only hope!
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1. Absolutely. Basically nothing happened ha. 2. As a busy guy I haven't looked at the M this year I'll be honest. But you managed to pick me and Sadie so I know you'll have good picks 3. Maybe defense or goalie? With YNFR and Petan we seem to be looking great on forwards in the future. 4. I've never been so excited tbh. I know I didn't win RoTY, but coming in second to a teammate is probably the next best thing 6. I assumed it went to the position with the most points, but I'd love to split it haha 7. I am. We aren't world beaters yet, but we will be
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S97 - Fantasy Zone - Playoff Bracket Challenge!
twists replied to youloser1337's topic in VHL Fantasy Zone
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Apparently we need to talk about the trade deadline Since I already claimed welfare this week by simply never reading @Josh's announcement of theme week, I am here to talk about the trade deadline in VHL.com form. The trade deadline in the VHL has gotten boring. Sure, there's always a couple trades here and there for some cup contenders, but it's never anything super spicy. I want to see some overperforming team absolutely sell the farm and just get like 3 1st round picks for the next draft. Actually, writing this gave me another idea. How fun would it be if the VHL did a fantasy draft for one season? This isn't the pros, so we don't have to worry about anyone getting injured. Plus, if everyone was really worried we could make the season not count against depreciation. Doing that might actually bring some liveliness back into the VHL during our current boring era. I'd also vote for no salary cap, so teams just get to go at it during the draft. We could also make an alternate trophy for it, lets say the draftinental cup. EZ. You're welcome @Beketov for such a good idea for recruitment.
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1. I'll be honest, I have no idea and I'm too lazy to look it up 2. Laas you're a good lass! 3. Moscow, so they can stop winning 4. My stereotypical answer is Vancouver 5. I missed it by a week was major league sad but I did get to do super coach! 6. So stressful....death in the family, and driving all over hell to a million Christmases
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O TPE GANG
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twists reacted to a reply to a status update: Imagine voting for the world’s next worst dictator. Trump refuses to rule out using m
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twists reacted to a reply to a status update: Imagine voting for the world’s next worst dictator. Trump refuses to rule out using m
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twists reacted to a post in a topic: (S98) LW - Kal El, TPE: 105
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1. Very, but there's also always shenanigans with bot goalies 2. Well I'm on a weight loss journey and I'm kicking ass there, so that's my biggest one. Being healthy and fit again will be great 3. Going to Alaska with my Dad 4. We finally killed the VHLE! 6. Could be interesting, maybe we'd see a little more parity which could be good for the league as a whole 7. Me, duh. But honestly anyone with the motivation!
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Justice for @frescoelmo!