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1. I got two points! Pretty happy with that haha. 2. I truly don't know. It looks like we should be playoff contenders as a team at least, but my player is always a surprise. 3. I'm going to predict Moscow. I pretty commonly pick them. They are always one of the best teams on paper. 4. I really don't want to say this, but I'm scared we're the Red Wings. Look decent enough on paper but may not deliver. 5. I will line brawl at a moments notice. Team is completely irrelevant haha. 6. DC Dragon Deez Nuts

VHL Game 4: Moscow v. Warsaw The Moscow Menace absolutely obliterated the Warsaw Predators in this game, winning 5-0 and shutting out the perds. Carson Tripp scored the first goal late in the first period on a power play. He was assisted by my wonderful VHFL pick Obuz Schneider Canet du Bocage. In the second period Moscow proceeded to extend their lead by scoring three more goals from Pombo, Catia Goncalves, and Maverick Goncalves. Finally, in the third period, the final goal was scored by Jillian Woods on a power play. The three stars of the game were awarded to M. Goncalves, Pombo and Tripp. I think Deadpanda was robbed by not showing up in the three stars, but that's Simon for you! Deadpanda had a perfect 13 stops on a pathetic 13 shots from Warsaw. Is Warsaw throwing for the 2nd year in a row? I guess we won't know until a few more games pass. Regardless, Moscow played a perfect game and absolutely dominated their opponents. Players mentioned: @leandrofg, @cLoWn, @samx, @Grape and @Alex

1. Love the Baby Boomer pick! Don't know anything about the other guy though! 3. I always cheer for me. Duh. But for real, anyone on the team I'll be cheering for! 4. I always guess these things wrong, so I'm going to yolo and say we did 5. @dylanjj37 he is the obvious choice 6. Non-existent. I'm pulling a Phil Kessel and eating hot dogs all offseason 7. Yes, but I've paid off @Beketov so that we can beat them!

1. Relief and excitement. Looking forward to what we can do next year. I think it'll be our true first year of competing! 2. I didn't. YNFR started super slow like he always does, and I figured I was done for about 1/4 of the way through the year 4. It would be awesome! He is very deserving and honestly everyone on our team should win awards 5. Oh man sorry I missed your 21st! But happy belated birthday! I'm only 31, but your twenties will fly so be sure to enjoy them! 6. I would assume so. This should be the season we start really competing. Hopefully we can make some good value trades on some young guns! 7. That would be sweet. We can only hope!

1. Absolutely. Basically nothing happened ha. 2. As a busy guy I haven't looked at the M this year I'll be honest. But you managed to pick me and Sadie so I know you'll have good picks 3. Maybe defense or goalie? With YNFR and Petan we seem to be looking great on forwards in the future. 4. I've never been so excited tbh. I know I didn't win RoTY, but coming in second to a teammate is probably the next best thing 6. I assumed it went to the position with the most points, but I'd love to split it haha 7. I am. We aren't world beaters yet, but we will be

Wow I finally remembered to do one of the playoff ones!

Apparently we need to talk about the trade deadline Since I already claimed welfare this week by simply never reading @Josh's announcement of theme week, I am here to talk about the trade deadline in VHL.com form. The trade deadline in the VHL has gotten boring. Sure, there's always a couple trades here and there for some cup contenders, but it's never anything super spicy. I want to see some overperforming team absolutely sell the farm and just get like 3 1st round picks for the next draft. Actually, writing this gave me another idea. How fun would it be if the VHL did a fantasy draft for one season? This isn't the pros, so we don't have to worry about anyone getting injured. Plus, if everyone was really worried we could make the season not count against depreciation. Doing that might actually bring some liveliness back into the VHL during our current boring era. I'd also vote for no salary cap, so teams just get to go at it during the draft. We could also make an alternate trophy for it, lets say the draftinental cup. EZ. You're welcome @Beketov for such a good idea for recruitment.

1. I'll be honest, I have no idea and I'm too lazy to look it up 2. Laas you're a good lass! 3. Moscow, so they can stop winning 4. My stereotypical answer is Vancouver 5. I missed it by a week was major league sad but I did get to do super coach! 6. So stressful....death in the family, and driving all over hell to a million Christmases

O TPE GANG

1. Very, but there's also always shenanigans with bot goalies 2. Well I'm on a weight loss journey and I'm kicking ass there, so that's my biggest one. Being healthy and fit again will be great 3. Going to Alaska with my Dad 4. We finally killed the VHLE! 6. Could be interesting, maybe we'd see a little more parity which could be good for the league as a whole 7. Me, duh. But honestly anyone with the motivation!

Justice for @frescoelmo!

1. Not as great as I had hoped. I wish I had gotten more TPE but the past 2-3 months was awful lol 2. I'll play with whoever you think is best 3. Hectic 4. Damn I completely missed this. Wish I had participated 5. I think Warsaw will surprise a lot 6. I'm losing weight and getting back into the gym. I have doctors keeping me accountable so it should hopefully stick this time

1. Pretty big trade! I know its a good move for the future though 2. Honestly, all of them lol. Having all the rookies come up this year should provide some much needed relief and depth for the team 3. Try to remember to earn over the holiday season haha. It's been a rough couple months with my grandfather passing and my best friend literally breaking his neck. Plus Christmas is in 4 days ffs 4. a bunch of young guns. It might not be optimal, but it would be fun to watch the team grow directly with the players 5. Probably anyone but me, I'm trying to stay as active as I can though 6. You gotta go with the punches. Most likely you aren't going to be rookie of the year and that's ok, there's a lot more to a successful season than just an award

How was I not even nominated for the regular season MVP lol

1. Ehh we fought hard we were just unlucky. I think it would be hard to say we weren't the best team in the playoffs 2. I really didn't, but I'm glad if we had to lose it was to the cup winners at least 3. Hit 500 TPE and go crazy in the VHL woo! 4. My goal will always be to win rookie of the year in the VHL so that's what I'm looking to do 5. With my new job I don't really get time off, but god will it be more peaceful and less chaotic at work 6. VR GOGGLES