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Warsaw Predators Press Conference Week Ending October 13th Answer 3 for 1 TPE, all 6 for 2 TPE. 1. I'm back as your favorite presser slave AGM, how does that make you feel? 2. @Spartan has recently joined the locker room. Do you think that will have a positive or negative impact? 3. Last year was we lost in the first round of the playoffs, do you think we can achieve more this season? 4. Have you ever eaten a cronut? 5. I recently retired from GMing as its just not for me, would you ever be interested? 6. How do you think Warsaw did in the draft?

Woo taking home 3 trophies! I'll take it. Was a great season with @mattyIceman and @Pifferfish as my GM/AGM

Teams are so going to regret letting me fall. DC got a steal I just forgot to do a PT for like two weeks lol

I just haven’t assigned my TPE yet damnnn. I figured there no rush until the season starts

Can we just train a closed AI model on the vhlforum and see what it comes up with? It can make its own player, and write its own articles lmao

Hey I'll take 3

I apply, plus i know i have @N0HBDY's support

PHILLY THE GOATS

Finally!

4th week claim

Houston Rookies In my first year as Houston’s general manager I drafted three rookies. Unfortunately, one of them went inactive, but I would love to talk about how well the other two are doing! Alex LeBlanc @Psanchez55 I was lucky enough to draft two players who had signed with Houston as undrafted free agents. Alex was the first. Alex has been a great earner and an even better player! He hit a couple bumps in the road, but I’m glad he’s stuck with me. I know getting a new GM can be hard and I’ve been doing my best, so I really appreciate your understanding. As Alex LeBlanc was a homegrown talent, it felt extra good to draft him back to Houston. In his first season with Houston, Alex recorded a whopping 64 points! Those points came off of 16 goals and 48 assists. So far this year he has 31 points coming from 9 goals and 22 assists. His point production may have dropped a bit this year, but being Houston’s premier defender meant he had to play a slightly more stay at home role. His intangibles have been great and he’s helped some of the younger defensemen on the team grow up to their potential as well. Sadly, Alex will be moving up to the VHLE next season and Houston is going to miss his contributions dearly. I am sure you’re going to kill it on the Rome Gladiators who will love to add a third defenseman to the mix. Good luck in the VHLE and good luck on your future VHL team as well! Feka Ohi Kau @Hacob Another wonderful homegrown player I was able to secure in my first draft as a VHLM general manager. Feka Ohi Kau has had a fun career thus far, and has shown up for his team when they needed him most. I know I can’t replace @AJW, but you were also very kind to me when I took over Houston. I really do appreciate it, and I appreciate your time here as well. During his first season in Houston, his stats were a little rough, only notching two assists. However, this year he has been a blessing to the team, putting up 9 goals and 34 assists for a combined total of 43 points. I promised Kau at the beginning of the season that I would trade him to a solid contender at the trade deadline, and I plan to honor that promise. I appreciate you working with the struggles of a first year GM, and I wish you well when you leave us. You’re going to continue to kill it for the rest of the year and hopefully you’ll get a cup win as well! During this offseason you will be getting drafted to your VHLE and VHL teams and I know you will be a great player for those teams as well. No GMs need to inquire about Kau as he really wants what’s best for the team and the league. Overall, these two rookies and first gens were amazing for Houston and they will be amazing where ever they end up in the future!

YOU'RE NOT FUCKING RETIRING

HOUSTON BULLS PRESSER! Hello and welcome to this weeks Houston Bulls Presser! Getting to the end here folks! Please answer each question to your best ability. Answer three questions for 1 capped TPE or six questions for 2 capped TPE! For the Week Ending September 1st, here are your questions! 1. What are your thoughts on the VHLM? Anything you'd change? 2. What's your favorite pre-game tradition? 3. American or Chinese food? 4. Is there any other VHLM team you are rooting for? 5. Why is @Spartan the worst VHLM commish and why is @Gustav the best? 6. You're tasked with with creating a new logo for Houston, what animal would you choose? To claim TPE: Go to the portal > Manage Player > Claim Capped > Type > Press Conference

Time to retire Youre Not Fucking Retiring

HOUSTON BULLS PRESSER! Hello and welcome to this weeks Houston Bulls Presser! Getting to the end here folks! Please answer each question to your best ability. Answer three questions for 1 capped TPE or six questions for 2 capped TPE! For the Week Ending August 25th, here are your questions! 1. We've been having a lot of good sims recently, what are your thoughts about that? 2. Who do you think has been our biggest contributor on the team so far? 3. What are your goals for your player by season end? 4. Meat or Tofu? 5. What is your favorite place to crash after a game? 6. You're exhausted after a game, but there's a group of kids waiting to get your autograph. Do you skate over and sign their stuff or try to get them next time? To claim TPE: Go to the portal > Manage Player > Claim Capped > Type > Press Conference

3rd week claim

HOUSTON BULLS PRESSER! Hello and welcome to this weeks Houston Bulls Presser! Getting to the end here folks! Please answer each question to your best ability. Answer three questions for 1 capped TPE or six questions for 2 capped TPE! For the Week Ending August 18th, here are your questions! 1. The season just started, what are your thoughts so far? 2. We've had a bit of a rocky start, what are your thoughts on what we can do to be better? 3. Are you excited to move up the the VHLE? 4. What is your favorite restaurant or type of food? 5. Who is your favorite musician? If you don't have one, what is your favorite song? 6. If your player could play for any AHL team, which would it be? To claim TPE: Go to the portal > Manage Player > Claim Capped > Type > Press Conference Thank you to everyone who participates in these pressers, I (may) read all of your answers! (I know twists will.) Let's Go Bulls!

2nd week claim!

Woo YNFR!

nerd

Is this fucked up for anyone else?

Plate! I definitely remember you from the covid era. Welcome back

Welcome new friend!

It's legitimately difficult to choose between the two

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2210848025 I'll be claiming for four weeks