twists

Jacob no you were supposed to draft me

Transaction ID: 9TN64549AK9906106 5 uncapped Doubles Week Free Week (12 TPE Capped)

We would have beat Mexico if I remembered to allocate my TPE

Game 408 London United decided to decimate Calgary in their 8 - 2 victory in this game. With McDavid and Draisaitl performances from both Wann Kerr (2g 4a) and Leonard Triller (3g 3a), Calgary's goalie David Slezak stood no chance. He gave up four goals early, and Calgary made a critical mistake by pulling him for legendary goaltender B-CGY G2. B-CGY G2 then further gave up 4 goals on 9 shots. It was a brutal showing for Calgary, but their saving grace was Catia Gonclaves putting up 2 points (1g 1a).

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well i dont read good so how about that

We needed a third goalie?

Both my players have gone over 3.5 seasons or do you mean IA

Blame Josh the portal wouldn't allow an ' in my name

Oh boy I need to be on another one of these

Youre Not Fucking Retiring - The New Kid on the Block Eric Queefson has retired, and that means one must start anew. I heavily debated what name my new player would have, but I settled on the sentence @N0HBDY wouldn't stop saying to me. Retiring is a nice young man from Greenland who looks to get a VHL pension. He is part of Team Greenland, and @Zetterberg would be proud. He intends to grind his VHLM seasons full earning. Whether that continues into the VHL we will see. I can promise he will not go IA this time. He will always be a clicker at least. Who knows, maybe he will be the most inspired Twists player yet, and full earn his whole career. He has not yet decided which VHLM team he will join, but it's going to be the best one that is for sure. Any team that has a Twists player is always the best team by default. The country of Greenland looks on in awe of this beast of a man.

I'll join your team if you rig fantasy zone for me every week

TWO TPE WOOOO

Warsaw Predators Press Conference Week Ending June 30th Answer 3 for 1 TPE, all 6 for 2 TPE. 1. Is there any chance we catch up to London or Malmo before the season ends? 2. Is there any chance Moscow or Davos catch up to us before the season ends? 3. We will probably make the playoffs, how far do you think we'll go? 4. Our goal differential is thinning, what could we do to bump that in our favor? 5. What's a food you like that everyone else will think is gross? 6. What team should my recreate join in the VHLM?

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Player Information Username: twists Player Name: Youre Not Fucking Retiring Recruited From: Returning Age: 21 Position: RW Height: 75 in. Weight: 190 lbs. Birthplace: Greenland Player Page @VHLM GM

he doesn't wanna believe

but with an E right?

wait I unironically like this

Normal is overrated though. Its boring and not fun. Why pick something basic when you simply don't have to?

What shall I name my next player? This question is on the top of my mind as Eric Queefson looks toward retirement. Queefson had such a classic and undeniably funny name, that I may not be able to replicate it in my next player. It was so great, that @Moon refused to say my player's name on the draft stream when I was selected. Should I stick with the queef family name? Perhaps something like Conner Queeftador. Maybe the queef has played out its bit, and I should move onto something new. Maybe I could name my player Beketov Two after the famous night where I was high and @a_Ferk was drunk and changed his forum name to beketov 2. Or, I could name him Mario Nintenda, a classic joke within the Moscow locker room. @STZ likes this option the best. I could also make weird other sexual innuendos that will be a hit, but what if I named him something so generic that it was funny because it was so unfunny. These questions rock me to my core, and I must make a decision next week. We will see.

This is a very important argument you failed to include smh

can you do mine?

Wow I might get TPE this week!

Warsaw Predators Press Conference Week Ending June 23rd Answer 3 for 1 TPE, all 6 for 2 TPE. 1. We're starting to drop games. Is this concerning and do you have any ideas on what we can change? 2. What can we do to beat Malmo? WE CANNOT BEAT THIS MF TEAM 3. What's your thoughts on the VHLM theme this week? 4. If your player was in the NHL what salary would he command? 5. What's your most nerdy hobby? 6. Should I recreate so I can get that sweet sweet VHL pension?