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Queef to LA
 
Right before S92 of the Victory Hockey League took place, Moscow made a mind bending move. They traded Eric Queefson to the LA Stars for a first round pick. This has caused Moscow to severely downgrade in their defense going from a 700 TPE player to an under 400 TPE player. When asked for comment about this move, @Spartan  said "I'm a bad GM, so naturally I make bad trades". Queefson was notified only minutes before the trade processed. When asked for comment, he responded, “He got me,” Queefson said of Spartan's trade of him. "That fucking Spartan boomed me". Queefson added, “He’s so bad,” repeating it four times. Queefson then said he wanted to add Spartan to the list of GMs he never plays for again.
 
Luckily for @InstantRockstar Queefson seems to have made an impact immediately. LA sits atop the standings for the North American conference, while Moscow is sadly in 3rd place in the European conference. Queefson and LA eye a continental cup while Spartan sits in the corner crying about his zero cup wins.

S92 Malmo Nighthawks Captains

 
C - Ash Sparks @DarkSpyro
A - Viktor Jensen @Advantage
A - Boris Tzesar @comrade cat
A*- Henry Eagles @Greg_Di
(was an “A” for many seasons- and due to the Captain being a goalie this season, I believe he should still be an alternate assistant captain for those back-up games when Sparks is on the bench)
 
Go Nighthawks!🔥⚡️

Gratz to my new captains I'm proud of you! You guys grow up so fast :')

LETS FUCKIN GOO! 🔥

It’s a great honour to be named Captain and play along such a great group- LETS GET IT NIGHTHAWKS!!🔥🔥🔥

Gratz to my new captains I'm proud of you! You guys grow up so fast :')

With a new season comes a new leadership group! Once again, I'm proud of the team we've assembled in Malmo and look forward to S92 with these wonderful individuals leading the charge for the Nighthawks!
 
A - Viktor Jensen @Advantage
He's been a consistent member with the Nighthawks for some time now. While the team has had some shakeups this past season, he remained committed and came back with a vengeance to the team to help create a fantastic culture in the locker room. We're definitely excited to have him with us!
 
A - Savaisk Tzesar @comrade cat
We've had him on the team for a bit now and he's remained a staple in Malmo. Whether it's interacting with other players, checking in on player builds and strategies, and overall being a voice of reason, Tzesar absolutely deserves to wear an A this season!
 
C - Ash Sparks @DarkSpyro
I am pleased to announce that our Captain this season is Ash Sparks! He's been a staple of the Nighthawks for quite some time and has formed into a great leader within our locker room. We are extremely thrilled to have him back in net with Malmo and are excited to see him use his experience to lead us forward!
 
Here's to a great S92 and a round of applause for this leadership group. LET'S GO NIGHTHAWKS!!

@leandrofg is hired, ty all

Can confirm that I smashed half of the taco bell breakfast menu

The Malmo Nighthawks have made a few adjustments this off-season on and off the ice. There were 3 contract extensions which saw the elite winger and assistant Captain Henry Eagles @Greg_Di who had a career high season putting up 42 goals and 96 points, rising star Ronald Johnson MacWallace III @RJMW that had a solid rookie campaign last season putting up 26 assists and 34 points, and the other other assistant Captain and starting goaltender Ash Sparks @DarkSpyro who recorded 38 wins, a 0.923 save%, 2.56 GAA, and 3 shutouts last season- all return to keep a good chunk of the core together. 
2 Nighthawks players decided not to return, and long time AGM @Spaz would step down which meant change was going to be inevitable. While losing top defender Skor McFleury @Alex would hurt the backend and not be an easy hole to patch, it actually would turn out to be a blessing in disguise for the team’s chemistry inside the locker room- immediately seeing improvements in moral and activity. Losing Yaroslav Trunov @qripll would also hurt the franchise, as there was now a void in 2 different positions on the Nighthawks roster that would prove difficult to fill. Enter 2 new fresh faces; Defensemen Conference Prince-de-Galles @UnkemptCL4PTP, and rookie Philip Rave @tcookie. Prince-de-Galles is a promising young defensemen acquired from the Prague Phantoms but he played in the VHLE last season for Rome, managing 20 goals and 62 points from the backend! Philip Rave was the Nighthawks 17th overall pick in the S91 draft, who played for Cologne in the VHLE last season as well. The final addition to the team was the hiring of new AGM @twists before training camp arrived and he made an immediate impact on the team by bringing a positive energy into the locker room! Reports have come in that on a Friday morning before the team’s scheduled practice, some players of the Nighthawks including goaltender Ash Sparks and their new AGM were seen at a Taco Bell ordering tacos and burritos for breakfast. 1 person claims they overheard the AGM and Ash Sparks order everything off the menu- on top of what everyone else ordered, and proceeded to “smash the whole order right then and there”. A VHL insider from VSN managed to confirm this when he caught up with Ash Sparks at the rink before practice, when Sparks said: “yeah- me ‘n some of the guys got together the night before, Y’know, to meet our new AGM.. went out, all of us crashed at my place, then decided on tacos for breakfast. Never tried doing that before and it was actually a good way to fuel up before headin’ to the ice for over 2 hours. Overall it’s also just good to bond with our teammates whenever we can, and including our newest members whether they are a player or in management, is always important.” 
It looks like this team is building chemistry on and off the ice this offseason, could this spell a new recipe for success? Maybe this could become a new tradition for the Nighthawks before the first practice of each Training Camp if the results don’t lie. Only time will tell but for now- everything in Malmo is looking sunny ahead of S92!
 
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I vote for participation trophies

no ur a bad GM

no ur a bad GM

you certainly gave everything one could give to earn it
 
And I do not say that to mock you (okay maybe a tiny bit) but as a recognition how good you manage Moscow and were just not lucky with the dice rolls (so to speak).

I vote for participation trophies

I vote for participation trophies

Thanks Spart Spart I love you ❤️ 

Malmo sneaks through the draft without problem
 
Last night the VHL had its draft for S92, and it was a bit thinner than most expected. We've had our discussions about recruitment, and that is not what this post is about. This post is about how Malmo narrowly adverted disaster on draft night. Malmo's GM @KaleebtheMighty was out attending an NHL hockey game in person. Due to a time change, he wasn't aware the draft had started....and that's just the beginning of the problems. Normally an AGM would step in and help in this situation, but the newly appointed AGM twists, was fast asleep on his couch recovering from RSV that he had caught on his trip to Alabama. With both GMs dead in the water the first round had to go on. The pick got to Malmo and luckily @hylands was able to step in and save Christmas the draft for Malmo in the first round. He took our top scouted player, Gunnleifsson @JartY. Within the next few minutes twists woke up, and Kaleeb was alerted to the draft happening and things resumed without issue.  
  
Moral of the story? Make sure you have a Hylands for your team. Also, make sure your top scouted player falls to you in the first round. 
 
 

Malmo sneaks through the draft without problem
 
Last night the VHL had its draft for S92, and it was a bit thinner than most expected. We've had our discussions about recruitment, and that is not what this post is about. This post is about how Malmo narrowly adverted disaster on draft night. Malmo's GM @KaleebtheMighty was out attending an NHL hockey game in person. Due to a time change, he wasn't aware the draft had started....and that's just the beginning of the problems. Normally an AGM would step in and help in this situation, but the newly appointed AGM twists, was fast asleep on his couch recovering from RSV that he had caught on his trip to Alabama. With both GMs dead in the water the first round had to go on. The pick got to Malmo and luckily @hylands was able to step in and save Christmas the draft for Malmo in the first round. He took our top scouted player, Gunnleifsson @JartY. Within the next few minutes twists woke up, and Kaleeb was alerted to the draft happening and things resumed without issue.  
  
Moral of the story? Make sure you have a Hylands for your team. Also, make sure your top scouted player falls to you in the first round. 
 
 

Malmo sneaks through the draft without problem
 
Last night the VHL had its draft for S92, and it was a bit thinner than most expected. We've had our discussions about recruitment, and that is not what this post is about. This post is about how Malmo narrowly adverted disaster on draft night. Malmo's GM @KaleebtheMighty was out attending an NHL hockey game in person. Due to a time change, he wasn't aware the draft had started....and that's just the beginning of the problems. Normally an AGM would step in and help in this situation, but the newly appointed AGM twists, was fast asleep on his couch recovering from RSV that he had caught on his trip to Alabama. With both GMs dead in the water the first round had to go on. The pick got to Malmo and luckily @hylands was able to step in and save Christmas the draft for Malmo in the first round. He took our top scouted player, Gunnleifsson @JartY. Within the next few minutes twists woke up, and Kaleeb was alerted to the draft happening and things resumed without issue.  
  
Moral of the story? Make sure you have a Hylands for your team. Also, make sure your top scouted player falls to you in the first round. 
 
 

Hylands bonus inbound 🚀

This position has now been filled.
 
Welcome @twists to the Malmo Nighthawks!!

I’d love to join a VHL team as an agm. I don’t have the time to be a true Gm, but being an agm in the most competitive league would be a blast

I’d love to join a VHL team as an agm. I don’t have the time to be a true Gm, but being an agm in the most competitive league would be a blast

I’d love to join a VHL team as an agm. I don’t have the time to be a true Gm, but being an agm in the most competitive league would be a blast