Phil

BEST. ALL-STAR. GAME. EVER!! SO WORTH THE WAIT

PHIL I WILL HAVE YOUR BABIES. 400 BABIES!!

HOLY SHIT PHIL, THIS IS AMAZING. HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS????

LISTEN FOR THRILLS AND CHILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL-STAR GAME INTRO Cred to @Kendrick

lighten up toots. Remember, no-one will ever be better than nagger.

That's fucking beautiful

I've never come close to winning an individual award or team award in the VHLM... and that doesn't help my animosity for it haha

You and me buddy.

Der Meister Ariel Weinstein Zach Parechkin

15-1? wow

They've got two dicks... all the more to penetrate you with.

#TerribleGymPuns Came out the gym the other day and someone asked me how I got that body. I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the trunk and there she was" I quit my gym this morning because one of the instructors started shouting at me, "Come on man, you've got to want it! Come on push. You can do it." I hate being disturbed when I'm having a dump.

I totally hiJACKED this thread into the Health and Fitness Motivation Thread muhahahahah

Started this program yesterday. Fucking epic back day. http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/building-von-moger-6-week-mass-program

WHY AM I COMMENTING ON A GAME THAT I AM NOT INVOLVED IN!?!?

Phil Shankly with the GWG. Suck it!

First off... can I just say: FIRST PERIOD #CLEGANEBOWL !?!?!?! @JardyB10 @Victor. Already this all-star game is worth the wait and disorganization right from the start. Usually we don't wait until 10 games left in the season to do an All-Star game, but this S51 season has fallen at a very inconvienent time for our Admin team, who for some reason think they have real life problems and matters to attend to. Anyway, they gave me the job of organizing the All-Star game after they realized they could not do it. #PhilSavesVHL #MakeAGoalieAlready #PhilPipes Anyway, we got two awesome captains @der meister and @KingRobbie. One who's quiet around the boards but does great podcasts and another who is the polar opposite of quiet and writes VHL movies. Also, can I say that Cologne have, until the trade, 8 players on their roster... and 7 of them are playing in the ASG. NOW THAT"S FUCKING EPIC. Suck on that Calgary Anyway, hopefully the Game's worth the wait. Also check out the predictions for the ASG for some FREE TPE

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wait... oh i havent seen this one yet... PM incoming

Getting drunk af and then going to the gym.

Predict Each Answer Correctly For 1 TPE each. If you get all 3 answers, you get a bonus TPE. Which team will win? Which Goalie will perform the best (Highest SV%)? Who will be 1st star? Your answers must be in before the game is simmed or they are void. The All-Star Rosters can he found in the link provided. @eaglesfan036, @Banackock, @gregreg, @Mr. Power, @Frank, @Molholt, @Gooningitup, @Higgins, @Toast, @Advantage - spread the word to your Team's players.