Phil

We had just you and me. And you didn't have a player, just your GM skillz. So really it was just me. And who the fuck would be stupid enough to entrust ME to step up?

REVIEW: ohshit! I didn't realize you retired BOTH of them... though I guess it makes sense if you wanted to create a totally new player. Good to hear you back on the podcast seen. lol toronto's 2-peat hadn't been done in just 2 seasons. I did it with Helsinki in S45-S46 MGK!!! Loved the album LACE UP was this league SSN? CUZ I WAS THERE! I had one in the hockey, baseball, and basketball league I asked questions for this week! GL with Rubber Band!

That would be cool - a 7-game series. We definitely would win that. Also fantastic outro song. Childish Gambino, yes?

PEOPLE WILL SEE THEM RUNNING AND THINK THEY'RE KENYANS AND THEY RACE AGAINST ACTUAL KENYANS AND IT WILL BE A TIE AND THEY'LL BE DEPORTED BACK TO KENYA!!!!!!!!

GIVE IT UP FOR @Kendrick FOR THE AWESOME POSTER AT THE TOP OF THE THREAD!! LATEST REPORTS SHOWS THAT @JardyB10 HAS, IN FACT, NOT DIED FROM ALCOHOL POISONING!!

I'll ask, but I'll have to bump the all-star intro thread back after. I'll re-bump this once it's simmed So, what does a day in the vhl life of DT look like? When do you check the boards? How often etc? Apparently you are going to fight @hedgehog337 and I will be reffing. Without giving away too much of your strategy, tell me how you are going to defeat him? What do you think of this season's ridiculous goal-scoring... yet amazing goaltending? Is this the future of the VHL? Name 5 members that you'll want to be back in a lockerroom with (hinthintIbetterbe1ofthem )

<3

@Draper WILL BE SORRY HE'S NOT PAYING PHIL MORE FOR THIS. HE'S PHENOMENAL!!

BEST. ALL-STAR. GAME. EVER!! SO WORTH THE WAIT

PHIL I WILL HAVE YOUR BABIES. 400 BABIES!!

HOLY SHIT PHIL, THIS IS AMAZING. HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS????

LISTEN FOR THRILLS AND CHILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL-STAR GAME INTRO Cred to @Kendrick

lighten up toots. Remember, no-one will ever be better than nagger.

That's fucking beautiful

I've never come close to winning an individual award or team award in the VHLM... and that doesn't help my animosity for it haha

You and me buddy.

Der Meister Ariel Weinstein Zach Parechkin

15-1? wow

They've got two dicks... all the more to penetrate you with.

#TerribleGymPuns Came out the gym the other day and someone asked me how I got that body. I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the trunk and there she was" I quit my gym this morning because one of the instructors started shouting at me, "Come on man, you've got to want it! Come on push. You can do it." I hate being disturbed when I'm having a dump.

I totally hiJACKED this thread into the Health and Fitness Motivation Thread muhahahahah

Started this program yesterday. Fucking epic back day. http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/building-von-moger-6-week-mass-program