Phil

I don't exactly remember the carry over rule... but some TPE better than none?

That's a lie.... Prison Mike...

Well now I want back to Murica.

@ToastCouldn't handle me leaving Cheer up bud. We're both Canadians now.

Transaction ID: 20600778241268050 Season 76 Donation $1M Player Store Cash 5 TPE Uncapped <--- Claimed Doubles Week <--- Claimed

Rock Bottom #17 Welcome to the Jungle!! I'm your host, Phil Knight. Today we: - TRADE? WHAT?! - ALTERNATE REALITY THAT WOULD MAKE @DollarAndADream HAPPY! - UPDATES AND MORE! Enjoy this edition! KnightTime Podcast Questions Thread Songs: Horse with No Name - America This is a division of KnightTime Radio. Run Time: 19 minutes

1. What are your thoughts on the TRADE? 2. What are your impressions of the Wranglers Franchise? 3. Dissect your player performance since the trade 4. does this alter any plans for the Rock? 5. Name a couple of workout exercises that the Rock does to stay in shape 6. will the Rock Bottom episodes be returning regularly now?

I have a few minutes in between laundry loads so I figured I would take this opportunity to actually do more point tasks! News brought late yesterday afternoon that Phil THE ROCK Johnson was traded to Calgary. The deal was made pretty quick, which is either insulting, because Seattle wanted to get rid of him so quickly, or a compliment, because the Horsies wanted him so bad. Either way the news broke for the Rock when he got an email notification for Calgary GM @Ricer13 welcoming him to the team. Really it’s the Rocks own fault because he hadn’t checked discord that day and did see @Banackockmessaging him. Regardless, looking at the trade it seems that both teams get some good pieces out of it, and being a team player, that’s all He wants. The Phil Knight agency loves the Seattle franchise (was the first ever team his players were drafted by back in S18) and He has never ever had a player for Calgary, so he is excited.

First sim... 4 points. FUCK YA!!

And now for solemn serious post: Thanks for drafting me Seattle @Banackock! I love this organization and we have some great pieces. Just a shame I was dragging the team down! All the best to you and I'll only feel slightly cheesed if you end up winning the cup this year without me hahah! Thanks for the great times and looking forward to the great times in Cal!

@Prout WOAH! AND @Victor here's one for the history books.... This is the first time I've ever had a player on Calgary. GO HORSEIES!

@Hex Universe with the hatty!! WOO(OOOO

1 goal in nine minutes!! Time to increase my ice-time @Banackock

QUESTIONS: What are Seattle doing right at this point in time? Why is Phil The Rock Johnson only half sucking right now? He's actually starting to earn his keep? What would @gregreg @Kendrickand I do if we went on an outing on a weekend? What do you think of my new podcast series idea, starting maybe next Friday? Which team does the Bears have to worry about THE MOST? How are YOU doing? No, really? How are you actually doing? If the answer is less than 90% awesome, always know you can reach out to me and talk if you want. I'm here for you!

KnightTime Studios have been working hard for years to bring you quality content and podcasts and just recently unveils their new "Relaxed Fit" series which will be called: DrUnK PoDcAsT It will be presented by DrunkTime Podcasting, a division of KnightTime radio and the first episode will be airing as early as next Friday. "I think it's about time for the world to experience a different type of podcasting from us" says owner and creator Phil Knight. "This should show the VHL community a diverse style of podcasting that everyone can enjoy and absolutely no one will be insulted by, and I can't emphasize that enough". Unconfirmed sources who say they spotted bigfoot @JardyB10 yesterday, also say that Knight got the idea from this sort thread and more specifically @MattyIce We don't know... we actually don't care.. but bottoms up lads and lasses... cheers to beers and to the weekend. Let's hope this lives up to the hyp3! Sincerely, Me.

Drunk Podcast with me right now? I think yes. @MEmbers are invited trololol

That's way sadder! Mine is just really all in a day in the life of a child lol Stay strong and let's pray for some better days my friend.

Bana's S77 Quick Q's EASTER 31. What are your plans for the upcoming weekend? - chilling with my homies. As in my wife and my puppy. My in-laws are down the street so I may invite them over too 32. Do you have any plans this year for Easter? - See previous answer. Staying safe, hopefully the weather's good enough to take my pup for a long long walk. I'm going to need to do a couple of workouts too. 33. When you think of Easter, what is one good memory that comes to mind for you? - For a complete story - see my VHL.com article. here: 36. @Kendrick plans to have the team over for a covid safe Easter team dinner. What is he cooking for us all?? - how the fuck can you have a COVID safe dinner? Kendrick I love you bro but that's some misguided shit. If you're bbqing I'll come over. Please cook me some rare steaks!! COVID be damned that would be worth it. 37. @Shiny Snuck into the Bears LR and pulled an Easter prank on the team... what did they do? - they laid some eggs in our shower room - and by that I mean they took a shit in our showers... 38. @InstantRockstar came up with a secret plan to egg the commissioners homes. What is the strategy? How will you get away with it? - He just wits until they're busy with the live simming... and fire away! 39. It's @drewowo first Easter with the Bears and maybe the league... for some reason, we always tell them they have to be initiated... how do we welcome him to VHL/SEATTLE EASTER?!?! - We all go out for some fantastic Cabury Cream Egg McFlurries! !

@Banackock's press conference question got me thinking of a memorable question, so I turned it into Storytime with KnighTime Studios: My loser brother @Knight failed to do his homework (I was Gr 8 he was Gr 5) and he invited his friend over. My mum wouldn't let him play with his friend until he had done all his school work so I was forced to babysit him. He had never ridden a scooter before So I took him to the park to teach him. I was on a skateboard. on the way home, he cut me off so instead of crashing into him, or just to the left into oncoming traffic I jumped to the grass on my right, but I landed on my skateboard and broke my leg. I heard the fucking snap. I knew immediately it was broken. I yelled at him to go get my parents. They didn't believe me so he came back and told me that they said just come home. I told him that I wasn't fucking around and to tell them to pick me up. Knowing I was on my own, I lay on my skateboard and started to push myself down the street. In the distance I saw my brother's friend yet again running towards me... this time carrying a pair of my crutches from a year earlier where I was hospitalize with Osteomyelitis in my other leg... they apparently thought I was being a drama queen. When I finally go home and after icing it for 20 minutes only when my mum saw my leg misshapen did she believe me. The worst part? My brother's friend got to do the Easter Egg Hunt in my place. Fucking Easter...

In the height of my activity, I used to post a GaME OF THE WEEK in the lockerroom, where I'd recap for the team, what I thought was our best Game of the week. Does anyone remember that?

DEFINITELY MACHINEHEAD - Maybe even The Chemical Between Us???

25. Opening day for the VHL. What did the Bears "giveaway" for their home opener to isolated fans in the stands? - Bobbleheads of Phil the Rock Johnson - except instead of the head, his pecs bobble! 26. For opening day, the Bears had a band play the opening anthem and a couple songs in between periods. Who was the band and what did they play? - They had the Devon Townsend Project come and play to inject some life into DA BEARZ, and it totally worked. The song is called Life. 27. What did you get up to this last weekend? - It was beautiful weather so I went for a couple of long walks with my wife and dog. Didn't have to wear a jacket for the first time this season, so I was very happy. 28. What are your plans for this week? - Very busy at work, working on a potentially career turning project. You won't get to see much of me because of this. 29. @Shiny had a massive first sim for his team in the M. 6 PTS in 2 GP! During his interview, his teammates slammed something into his face to be funny and celebrate. What was it? What was their reaction? - It was the traditional Pie in the Face. A whipped cream pie that truly made a heck of a lot of a mess 30. @gregreg got mistaken for a celebrity while cruising around Seattle. Who did they confuse him for? What was his reaction? - They mistook him for Henry Caville, you know, because greg's fucking superman!!

D - Lucas Brandt @a_Ferk

D - Jiggly Gumballs! @youloser1337 you're up