united states geography update proposal

[fishy 1,757]

1. combine massachusetts, connecticut, and rhode island to be one state. combined, they're the size of a regularly small state. rhode island is irrelevant. we're calling it connecticut because i like the way that word feels in my mouth. massachusetts is too hard to spell. rhode island isn't even a fucking island
2. vermont and new hampshire become one state. as two separate states, it looks like a single state that fell off a table. combine them. i'll be accepting proposals for the name
3. cut off the land on the right side of this line. new island getaway within the united states for when we give hawai'i back to the hawai'ians. also accepting names for this archipelago.
4. get rid of the washington, dc jurisdiction. the capitol of the country should be in the middle. replace lebanon, kansas with washington, dc.
5. speaking of kansas, we're moving kansas city into the fucking state of kansas like it's supposed to be.

           

 

 

[Dom 1,445]

Kansas city is not in Kansas?!?!?!  

[Beketov 9,041]

1 minute ago, Dom said:

Kansas city is not in Kansas?!?!?!  

Yes and no. There is a Kansas City, Kansas but there’s also a Kansas City, Missouri.

[rory 1,924]

can canada please have minnesota, maine, and vermont while we're at it

[fishy 1,757]

1 minute ago, rory said:

can canada please have minnesota, maine, and vermont while we're at it

there is a large slew of states that i think should be delegated to canada, i'm getting there

[mediocrepony 1,216]

i propose bernieland (or new vermont if you want to be boring) for nh/vermont and suburbatopia for the peninsula as long as it doesn't include nyc

Edited December 14, 2021 by GrittyIsKing

[samx 1,173]

Omg can we fix the boarders of Texas and Oklahoma they are awful.

 

Also Idaho why are you such a weird shape stop its unnecessary. 

 

Make the upper peninsula of Michigan part of Wisconsin. no need for it to be Michigan.

[CowboyinAmerica 2,901]

That red line gives my mom a beach house. I've always wanted a beach house in the family. I approve.

[samx 1,173]

I also find it hilarious that you just wanna make 2 states and part of a third an islands. I don't think that's how that works.

[fishy 1,757]

1 minute ago, samx said:

I also find it hilarious that you just wanna make 2 states and part of a third an islands. I don't think that's how that works.

sounds like the attitude of a quitter.

[UnknownMinion 728]

1 minute ago, fishy said:

sounds like the attitude of a quitter.

Alaska should also be Canada tbh

[fishy 1,757]

Just now, Minion said:

Alaska should also be Canada tbh

no alaska is its own country

[solas 1,951]

I don't think "island getaway" is a good way to describe the experience of going to Long Island.

[frescoelmo 1,277]

Have you been to Kansas?   That's why neither 4 nor 5 have/will happen.

 

Also 6) let florida secede from the union cause the US would be better off

Edited December 14, 2021 by frescoelmo

[frescoelmo 1,277]

Also, regarding #4

 

https://archive.curbed.com/2019/6/7/18657121/brasilia-brazil-urban-planning-architecture-design

 

[Daniel Janser 2,197]

2 hours ago, fishy said:

1. combine massachusetts, connecticut, and rhode island to be one state. combined, they're the size of a regularly small state. rhode island is irrelevant. we're calling it connecticut because i like the way that word feels in my mouth. massachusetts is too hard to spell. rhode island isn't even a fucking island
2. vermont and new hampshire become one state. as two separate states, it looks like a single state that fell off a table. combine them. i'll be accepting proposals for the name
3. cut off the land on the right side of this line. new island getaway within the united states for when we give hawai'i back to the hawai'ians. also accepting names for this archipelago.
4. get rid of the washington, dc jurisdiction. the capitol of the country should be in the middle. replace lebanon, kansas with washington, dc.
5. speaking of kansas, we're moving kansas city into the fucking state of kansas like it's supposed to be.

           

 

 

My take on the new state: New Vermontshire... that should keep everybody relatively happy

 

[nurx 914]

why are we giving any land to Canada I have a fix hold in let me draw this

[Ben 200]

Let’s combine North Dakota and South Dakota and make mega Dakota!

[nurx 914]

Just now, Nothing but goals said:

Let’s combine North Dakota and South Dakota and make mega Dakota!

no

 

this is the solution

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1g0NoQ78CjRXQ1ASQos8YtblPAR5RaJGX/view?usp=drivesdk

[Shindigs 1,771]

4 minutes ago, nurx said:

no

 

this is the solution

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1g0NoQ78CjRXQ1ASQos8YtblPAR5RaJGX/view?usp=drivesdk

I like how you took one look at Quebec and was like "Mexico, you want this instead?"

[UnknownMinion 728]

1 hour ago, fishy said:

no alaska is its own country

I don't think it has enough people or money for that

[nurx 914]

8 minutes ago, Shindigs said:

I like how you took one look at Quebec and was like "Mexico, you want this instead?"

Spanish... french similar enough languages

[Shindigs 1,771]

Just now, nurx said:

Spanish... french similar enough languages

Don't let the french hear you say that. In fact probably best not to call Canadian french "french" around them either.

[fishy 1,757]

2 hours ago, solas said:

I don't think "island getaway" is a good way to describe the experience of going to Long Island.

maybe we call them Despair Isles

[frescoelmo 1,277]

My only experience in Long Island was just sitting in traffic the entire time