Jardy's Hecking Podcast, S2 Episode 5: A Funky Off-Season

[JardyB10 4,837]

*LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED*

 

I make an inappropriate joke and then proceed to get repeatedly distracted by abusing my dogs.

 

https://anchor.fm/jardy-b/episodes/Jardys-Hecking-Podcast--S2-Episode-5-A-Funky-Off-Season-e1gjmis

 

 

In today's funky podcast:

- Review of the WJC

- Animal abuse

- I accidentally say Asia beat Europe in the play-in round but they actually beat them in the semi-finals

- Brief trade discussion and a brief overview of the conference implications as a result

- Poopy's potential future with the Dragons

 

Word of the day: Aforementioned

 

Mentions:

@MexicanCow123 @fishy @Dil @NSG @Enorama @Arce @scoop @Dom @Nykonax @Will

[NSG 495]

Woah I got mentioned

[NSG 495]

Some notes

 

You spent the first 3:17 talking about literally nothing

You said Cal-Gary instead of Cal-gu-ree, but then also some other weird pronouncing things make me wonder.

I’m trying to get Nyko to re-sign me. @Nykonax ya bum

[NSG 495]

Also I’m the world’s most useless AGM.

[Nykonax 1,551]

1 minute ago, NSG said:

Cal-gu-ree

as a calgarian it's really cal-gree

[Enorama 1,981]

1 hour ago, Nykonax said:

as a calgarian it's really cal-gree

 

this

 

some manitobans say cal-gary too and it peeves me

[Shindigs 1,771]

4 hours ago, Enorama said:

 

this

 

some manitobans say cal-gary too and it peeves me

It's probably Gary Bettmans's fault tbh. He just needed his name in there.

[Shindigs 1,771]

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"1 year return-iversary"

Woo, congratulations to the league!

 

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"Rooting for Canada!"

Good choice, in hindsight it was the correct move!

 

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"Tucker leaving Vancouver"

I mean if that happens, what the hell is @NSG supposed to write his .com's about?

 

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"Hating on DC"

So you're saying that you, as a member of DC, are confirming that they are actually MID by achieving nothing?

 

 

[Enorama 1,981]

1. Excited for season 82? Sir I have some bad news.

2. Compared to the rest of the farts on the roster, nyko and I are zoomers too with late-2018 join dates.

[JardyB10 4,837]

21 hours ago, NSG said:

You spent the first 3:17 talking about literally nothing

Indeed, welcome to the Hecking Podcast!

[JardyB10 4,837]

14 hours ago, Shindigs said:

 

So you're saying that you, as a member of DC, are confirming that they are actually MID by achieving nothing?

 

 

Can confirm. Nor will I claim that acquiring someone named Poopy Peepants will help their cause either!

[fishy 1,757]

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that probably wasn't appropriate to say

 

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got mentioned in the post because jardy said that i got beaten. feels good. edit: not true. i accept

 

6 hours ago, Enorama said:

2. Compared to the rest of the farts on the roster, nyko and I are zoomers too with late-2018 join dates.

 

no you guys are the millennials. we have our boomers (scoop [if you have more than one name i.e., streetlight, you're old], jardy, and arce), millennials (eno and nyko), and the zoomers (ME!)

 

i also like the idea of being on the team to get the first franchise cup

 

please don't apologize for the interruptions, i really love the mean words in a loving tone