twists 402 Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 Reasons why Grape should take over as Moscow GM As we all know Spartan is very good at losing and I don't think Putin likes that very much. In a previous article I wrote about why he should be fired. I've found the perfect replacement, I think we should hire Grape. Here are my reasons why: 1. He actually wins in the VHLM. Our lord and savior Grape consistently has good results in the VHLM, without having to "rebuild" like our current GM Spartan. Rebuilding is only for losers and thus Grape gains the edge here. 2. Grape is seen as a leader in our locker room. Unlike Spartan, Grape provides valuable intel and feedback to players looking to improve. Spartan barely posts anything in our locker room and that leaves it almost completely devoid of activity. 3. Grape can actually commit time to the team. Unlike Spartan who holds like 3 or 4 jobs, Grape can focus solely on our team and make sure we have a winning atmosphere. Spartan is currently too busy being Grape's boss to actually run our team properly. @Grape Frank, Gaikoku-hito, Zetterberg and 2 others 2 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan 4,375 Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 1 minute ago, twists said: Our lord and savior Grape consistently has good results in the VHLM, without having to "rebuild" like our current GM Spartan. Rebuilding is only for losers and thus Grape gains the edge here. ? 1 minute ago, twists said: 2. Grape is seen as a leader in our locker room. Unlike Spartan, Grape provides valuable intel and feedback to players looking to improve. Spartan barely posts anything in our locker room and that leaves it almost completely devoid of activity. ?????? 4 minutes ago, twists said: 3. Grape can actually commit time to the team. Unlike Spartan who holds like 3 or 4 jobs, Grape can focus solely on our team and make sure we have a winning atmosphere. Spartan is currently too busy being Grape's boss to actually run our team properly. @hedgehog337 I'll pay you a 2nd rounder Frank, Gaikoku-hito, tcookie and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twists 402 Posted December 8, 2023 Author Share Posted December 8, 2023 Just now, Spartan said: ? ?????? @hedgehog337 I'll pay you a 2nd rounder Damn why you gotta come in here with your facts lmao Gaikoku-hito 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan 4,375 Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 Just now, twists said: Damn why you gotta come in here with your facts lmao Respect the efforts but at least pick better reasons smh. All you have to go with is Grape's finals losses and that makes literally anyone a better GM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemorse7 1,013 Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 twists 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twists 402 Posted December 8, 2023 Author Share Posted December 8, 2023 Just now, Spartan said: Respect the efforts but at least pick better reasons smh. All you have to go with is Grape's finals losses and that makes literally anyone a better GM. Yeah, yeah. I was going for the most blatantly untrue points for humor value Spartan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Ricer13 2,794 Posted December 8, 2023 Moderator Share Posted December 8, 2023 Lmfao twists 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STZ 5,354 Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 twists just wants him because they both like cartoon pr0n Zetterberg, Gaikoku-hito, v.2 and 3 others 1 2 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Moderator frescoelmo 1,275 Posted December 8, 2023 Head Moderator Share Posted December 8, 2023 @twists come correct you slut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grape 670 Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 21 minutes ago, Spartan said: Sim was rigged against me and I couldn't do anything about that. Simmers just hated me that season because I had so much success. 23 minutes ago, Spartan said: You have a 3 year lead on me and focus on the other channels. Sorry, I only focus on the team-related channels, not Apex Legends 14 minutes ago, STZ said: twists just wants him because they both like cartoon pr0n It has a name. Use it. twists 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twists 402 Posted December 8, 2023 Author Share Posted December 8, 2023 Apparently trolling Spartan and gassing up Grape is my new vhl.com meta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomsday 4,126 Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 Didn't even use the GOATed argument of finals losses, what kind of journalism is this? twists and Gaikoku-hito 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan 4,375 Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 14 minutes ago, Grape said: Sim was rigged against me and I couldn't do anything about that. Simmers just hated me that season because I had so much success. Yeah can't let the 4th worst team in S89 have success in S90. Rig the sim baby! 15 minutes ago, Grape said: You have a 3 year lead on me and focus on the other channels. Sorry, I only focus on the team-related channels, not Apex Legends Can't read the numbers that say 1, 7, 30 days? I have more messages in the public channel for everyone in the last 30 days than you have lifetime in Moscow smh. This is why I drafted Z and traded for Twists u bum. Enjoy NY with the other weebs, WEEB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grape 670 Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 7 minutes ago, Spartan said: Yeah can't let the 4th worst team in S89 have success in S90. Rig the sim baby! 9 minutes ago, Spartan said: Can't read the numbers that say 1, 7, 30 days? I have more messages in the public channel for everyone in the last 30 days than you have lifetime in Moscow smh. Apex Legends counts as negative interaction, therefore I beat you out pretty dominantly. 9 minutes ago, Spartan said: WEEB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viper 530 Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 4 hours ago, Spartan said: ?????? im sure if you combine all 20 of my accounts im #1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diacope 1,696 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 What in the.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grape 670 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 9 minutes ago, diacope said: What in the.. This is known as "peak" twists 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diacope 1,696 Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 Who even are you hahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaikoku-hito 2,066 Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 Funny how this topic has come back up with Moscow in the finals!! I vote @Grape if Moscow loses!! Grape 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grape 670 Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 10 hours ago, diacope said: Who even are you hahahahaha - The best GM in Ottawa's history - Greatest defenseman of all time - Savior of the Moscow Menace Gaikoku-hito and AJW 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twists 402 Posted July 18 Author Share Posted July 18 7 hours ago, Gaikoku-hito said: Funny how this topic has come back up with Moscow in the finals!! I vote @Grape if Moscow loses!! 100% Grape gets the team if Moscow loses Gaikoku-hito 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan 4,375 Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 8 minutes ago, twists said: 100% Grape gets the team if Moscow loses He's probably trending as the favorite if I step down yea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diacope 1,696 Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 8 hours ago, Grape said: - The best GM in Ottawa's history - Greatest defenseman of all time - Savior of the Moscow Menace Well it's nice to me you, thanks for taking Ottawa to new heights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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