Higgins 3,618 Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 It's a big week for James Faraday as he prepares for his final season in the VHL. The off-season is a good time to unwind and clear your mind of the previous let downs. Here is a quick ranking of Faraday's Top Destinations. 5. Prince Edward Island - This one isn't exotic or anything, but if you want to drink a few casual beers and go tuna fishing this is the spot where you would go. After a fine day on the high seas, you can head down to pogey beach (equipped with your steel toed boots). 4. Venezuela - Faraday has heard that their economy is fucked big time, so that means his 4.5 million dollar contract from last season is worth anywhere 50 to 100 million. That's a lot of strippers, cocaine and souvenirs. 3. Alaska - It's actually warm there this time of year, and Faraday is a businessman. In Alaska he will be able to invest in gold mining communities and possibly make a fortune, or go bankrupt. 2. Mexico - Self explanatory. 1. Computer Room - The most likely spot to find Faraday this week is his computer room. Equipped with 28 state of the art DELL monitors and surround sound, you can bet that Faraday will not miss any messages sent his way about free agency. No pants required, just like Mexico. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hybrid1486 577 Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Lol at 'state of the art DELL monitors' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahma 1,307 Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 (edited) Stay in Davos! Edited November 4, 2015 by Ahma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,626 Posted November 4, 2015 Senior Admin Share Posted November 4, 2015 shit it's too early for this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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STZ 5,311 Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 retire, it's better this way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molholt 2,183 Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 Wow no Toronto? Wth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,585 Posted November 4, 2015 Share Posted November 4, 2015 How is one of James Paraguay's top destinations not Paraguay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,618 Posted November 4, 2015 Author Share Posted November 4, 2015 How is one of James Paraguay's top destinations not Paraguay? Because I can't stand you or your brother #PairAGays CoachReilly, Will and Kendrick 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike 708 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Computer is lingo for Seattle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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