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Is VHL Apocalypse Imminent?

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Threepeat. It has never happened before. It will be the beginning of the end of all times. Save us all. 

 

Those are the words that cultist, crazies, and saints have been screaming around the VHL arena's since Game Six of the North American Conference finals, where the Toronto Legion were able to defeat the Quebec City Meute, putting them one series, and one underdog away from accomplishing the heralded Threepeat feat. While no offense has been meant to the Davos Dynamo, who in their own right are a very solid team. They are in fact the natural underdog. Both Toronto and Quebec tore apart the league in the historic Season 50. Most believed that Quebec was the only team standing in the way of a Threepeat. Game 1 of the Continental Cup finals proved that, as Toronto handily beat Davos 2-0. The biggest reason Toronto is on the cusp of something so great is because of a player now likely to be heralded as the best goaltender of all time. @CowboyinAmerica's Hans Wingate has truly transformed into a WinGod. And in the most prominent season in VHL history, the big Season 50, Wingate looks to truly cement that legacy, in what will probably go down as the most dominant season for a goalie in history. Especially when you factor in the playoffs, and the idea that him the MVP of the Legion, helped take a often very talented team to a first ever in league history accomplishment. 

 

But the real question here isn't the placement of the Legion, it's star goalie, or even if @KingRobbie decides to play for Team USA or not. It's what type of consequences, if any, will there be to the Threepeat? Will their be riots in the streets? Perhaps we may even see a Fourpeat, as the Legion attempt to continue competing and create an even firmer grip on their dynasty reign over the VHL. Or maybe the first threepeat in history will cause the Blue Team and Board of Governors to completely change all the rules, and deconstruct everything to make it look nothing like the VHL any longer. Who really knows. One theory that is being laughed off by most experts, a theory presented originally to VHL officials seasons and seasons ago by one VHL Viet Trieu, translated of course by the great @Noah!! is as follows:

 

"The Day of Judgement is coming bitches! I'm telling you right now there will be a New World Order,  @gorlab @boubabi and @Molholt have been working together this whole time to burn the league to the ground from within, by becoming more legit than us. The 3peat boi, it's dat first sign!"

 

After speaking with the VHL resident "creepy cult shit" expert, @Ghost Reaper we've learned that there are three signs of the impending VHL apocalypse. Sign one has almost become, it is of course the Threepeat. The second sign, will be if the Stockholm Vikings win a Continental Cup. With @Advantage at the helm, the scary reality is that we could be seeing a second sign sooner than later. Which leaves us with the third sign. Which as I was told, is itself is broken up into the three signs known as the"Get faded bro, ain't gonna happen." They are as follows: @Jericho's VHL return, @brovy's Continental Cup win as a GM, and of course @Mr. Power's creation of a Hall of Fame player. So we should feel confident knowing that if this Apocalypse were to happen, we have at least till season 100+ before one of these unlikely events would occur. 

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