Tagger 2,722 Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 COCAINE! Yeah, no. We're actually gonna rank how likely I would be to use each team's logo as the required back tattoo for a criminal gang. Because I've been playing Yakuza 0 #10 - New York Americans I mean it's a european soccer-esque logo based around the country that hates soccer. Unless my main focus of crime is illegally people smuggling half-decent soccer players into the MLS, then I'm not going to put this on my guys backs. #9 - HC Davos Dynamo This might not be a bad logo to use as the cover-up for our criminal doings. Like disguise ourselves as some wacko religion called the Church of Earth, Wind and Fire or something like that. Ignore the severed head in the corner and let me tell you more about Christ. #8 - Riga Reign This ranking is moreso because, I'll be honest, I'm still not entirely sure what it is. Is it a lion? Is it just a really psyched cat? Is it Psycat, the botched evolution of Psyduck? If it's the latter then we need to stay the fuck away from that. #7 - Helsinki Titans This is probably the logo that if you put on your back is most likely to get you laughed at like back at school when you were young and you were given the Power Rangers bag to wear by your parents despite the fact that you hadn't watched power rangers in 2-3 years and everyone in your class just laughs at you because Power Rangers is for little kids, despite the fact that they're only like 6 years old themselves. I mean wait, what? Nevermind. #6 - Stockholm Vikings it's a sweet logo but I think starting an association marketing ourselves as Vikings, who were known for travelling long distances just to steal stuff, take your women and kick the shit out of you. Again that severed head in the corner is a non-issue. #5 - Toronto Legion I feel like if Romans were still the all-conquering foes that they were back in the day and didn't in fact end up killing themselves by building their aqueducts with lead, then they'd be number one easy. But it's a bit of an old-ish style logo for what would be a new criminal gang. #4 - Calgary Wranglers Look how pissed that thing looks! I mean, seriously! #3 - Cologne Express I'd surround this logo with Kanji that translates to "Ran a train on your girl, now I'm gonna run a train over you". It can be taken to mean different things, but the key to winning any battle is to first gain a mental advantage over your opponent. #2 - Quebec City Meute Check out this sweet wolf. #1 - Seattle Bears Look at that thing! You see that on someone's back, you wouldn't be half-surprised if it just burst out of there, took one swipe at you, shat down your neck and then ate your sternum. Fuck hygiene, he's a fucking Bear! What the fuck did I just write. jRuutu and JardyB10 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/37703-top-20-players-of-2016-20-16/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
FacePuncher 1,343 Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 ... Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/37703-top-20-players-of-2016-20-16/#findComment-412299 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,660 Posted February 9, 2017 Senior Admin Share Posted February 9, 2017 7 minutes ago, YEAH!stlemania said: What the fuck did I just write. Smarch and Da Trifecta 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/37703-top-20-players-of-2016-20-16/#findComment-412300 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smarch 3,153 Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 sterling 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/37703-top-20-players-of-2016-20-16/#findComment-412301 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,618 Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Click bait do you write for buzzfeed? solas, Da Trifecta and Corco 3 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/37703-top-20-players-of-2016-20-16/#findComment-412303 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tagger 2,722 Posted February 9, 2017 Author Share Posted February 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Higgins said: Click bait do you write for buzzfeed? I find that offensive. Buzzfeed just bigs up stuff. They'd just make article headlines like "Steph Curry Unleashes Savage Burn on Donald Trump" when he just calls him an ass, "Watch P.K Subban Ruin This Forwards Day With This Jaw-Breaking Hit" when he barely makes contact with him. This is much bigger than that, this is just a masterful troll job. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/37703-top-20-players-of-2016-20-16/#findComment-412304 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,865 Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 "YEAH!stlemania submits an article on VHL.com, but it's not what you think it is!" Tagger and Corco 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/37703-top-20-players-of-2016-20-16/#findComment-412311 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,865 Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Shit, now I have to rephrase that: "A VHL Member Just Changed His Name AGAIN! But it's not who you think it is!" Corco and Tagger 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/37703-top-20-players-of-2016-20-16/#findComment-412313 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho 917 Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 2 hours ago, JardyB10 said: Shit, now I have to rephrase that: "A VHL Member Just Changed His Name AGAIN! But it's not who you think it is!" Classic Trifecta. JardyB10 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/37703-top-20-players-of-2016-20-16/#findComment-412367 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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