Tyler 885 Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 bender after bender after bender but that's life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler 885 Posted January 18, 2014 Share Posted January 18, 2014 also got a free ride home from the bar by the cops last night hahah. My friend got kicked out of the bar cause he couldn't stand (we had a texas mickey of rum) and he was trying to argue with the cops that he was fine. We were walking home when I decided to take a piss at the library. Cops decided to give us a lift then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,865 Posted January 19, 2014 Author Share Posted January 19, 2014 I diagnosed the Asian glow I get as an Alcohol Flush Reaction that gives me a 10x greater chance of developing esophagus cancer from drinking, which is basically 100% fatal. That said, I got pretty wasted last night partying with 19 and 20 year olds. Going round 2 with my own friends tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squinty 116 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 I diagnosed the Asian glow I get as an Alcohol Flush Reaction that gives me a 10x greater chance of developing esophagus cancer from drinking, which is basically 100% fatal. That said, I got pretty wasted last night partying with 19 and 20 year olds. Going round 2 with my own friends tonight. Pop a Zantac before you indulge and you won't get red. Don't know how that affects your chances of getting esophagus cancer though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandro 251 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
probably not noah 346 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Wednesday night 8:30 class tomorrow Fuckin A right I'm drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,865 Posted January 23, 2014 Author Share Posted January 23, 2014 My favourite part of the new Wagon Wheel video The guy from Duck Dynasty goes up to Darius Rucker and he's like "look feller we don't take kindly to your kind 'round here" and he's like "nah man I'm a country singer I swear" and then some hot bitch comes up and is like "Hey aren't you the guy who sings Wagon Wheel?" And they go off and dance or whatever and Macklemore's all like "aw yea" So good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,865 Posted January 23, 2014 Author Share Posted January 23, 2014 It's new to me I've only just seen it. The irony of being alcohol intolerant is that I can actually tolerate it better than most. I do two shots and I mind the auto correct while talking to my internet friends. Everyone else can barely talk after, lolz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squinty 116 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 are your friends pussies who can't talk after two shots THAT'S RIDICULOUS Ninetyfourgoalie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,865 Posted January 23, 2014 Author Share Posted January 23, 2014 That's two shots at 1:00am. Pushes the pussies over the edge. Men like me don't even faze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo 789 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Being drunk after two shots is quite (=really) bad condition-wise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,865 Posted January 24, 2014 Author Share Posted January 24, 2014 I'm sorry everybody, Thursday happened. #5of7 #ImSorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyinAmerica 2,880 Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 So there's a bar near me that does a tall PBR, a shot of Jameson, and a large slice of pizza for $8. I had three. Tonight was a good night. diamond_ace 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,865 Posted January 25, 2014 Author Share Posted January 25, 2014 Went to gay bar last night for the very first time. Received handjob (sort of) in bathroom stall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoldenGhore 17 Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Going out tonight with some buddies, we haven't decided where to go yet.. But that does spark some interest Jardy, might have to check it out haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandro 251 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Also going out tonight. Will try to remember to make a post in here but I probably won't be that drunk because my wallet would get upset with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,865 Posted January 26, 2014 Author Share Posted January 26, 2014 I'm disappointed in every single person here for not making the obvious joke there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoldenGhore 17 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 uuuhhhh what,^^^^^^^?? Im clueless. my first thought why am I still up drinking and on the forums at4 am. and the second why did I go to beileys tonight... not my scene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoldenGhore 17 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 oh and I forgot to ask is it weird im thinking about ladyboys in Thailand!! cant wait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smarch 3,143 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 uuuhhhh what,^^^^^^^?? Im clueless. my first thought why am I still up drinking and on the forums at4 am. and the second why did I go to beileys tonight... not my scene was your collar popped when you were at beileys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight 1,289 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Went to gay bar last night for the very first time. Received handjob (sort of) in bathroom stall. Dude. Story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle 667 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Dude. Story. Yeah... I'm gonna need to hear this one too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,865 Posted January 27, 2014 Author Share Posted January 27, 2014 uuuhhhh what,^^^^^^^?? I was referring to my post. There was an easy gay joke in there. Dude. Story. I wrote it all up, but it's incredibly specific and explicit, and we're advertising on Reddit now so you never know. I'll PM it to you and Kyle, and anyone else who's interested. ~1500 words. Contains 10/10 level of #HumbleBrag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,911 Posted January 27, 2014 Admin Share Posted January 27, 2014 I want this undoubtedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,865 Posted January 27, 2014 Author Share Posted January 27, 2014 You would undoubtedly want a story about me swooning gay men. It is one of my favourite stories now though. I should just mass PM/email it to the league. All the former VHLers too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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