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Losing year after year, you need to become classy. It helps with the tears and sleepless nights. 

 

DT's worthy top 3.

 

3. How to retire early and wheelchair the fuck out of a retirement home.

2. How to hype up "recreate" and be a bigger bust than porn star Monique Alexander's titties. 

1. How to shit the bed in playoffs more than an 80 year old with irritable bowel syndrome after eating chili and laxatives shits his own bed.  

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Pablo said:

Dont try to step up to the plate, I'll strike you out in only 2 throws.

Probably what your mom told your father before he bust a nut. Only took one pitch tbh

 

Out pops baby Brovy

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1 minute ago, Banackock said:

2. How to hype up "recreate" and be a bigger bust than porn star Monique Alexander's titties. 

 

I'm all for titties but what did she ever do to you?

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1 minute ago, BobertZ said:

GOAT idiot? If so, then thank you very much for that L. I shall make Lemonade. 

He gives you the letter L and you make Lemonade? Better man than I.

 

I know if it were @Frank and I, we'd be creating us some Lesbians.

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6 minutes ago, Banackock said:

Monique%20Alexander_A%20Deep%20Cleaning-

 

Just saved everyone about 15 minutes of searching later on tonight.

 

15 mins to use google?

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6 minutes ago, Banackock said:

Hey, to each their own. I don't wack the golf club on simple greens. Needs to be a gooder, not the first find.

 

you also mention her breasts and then show us a shot of her from behind.

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2 minutes ago, BOOM said:

Actually Jericho, they aren't anything special. Her enhancement wasn't the best, so you are better off looking for hotter material.

 

Yeah I found her. I've seen better.

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31 minutes ago, Banackock said:

Losing year after year, you need to become classy. It helps with the tears and sleepless nights. 

 

DT's worthy top 3.

 

3. How to retire early and wheelchair the fuck out of a retirement home.

2. How to hype up "recreate" and be a bigger bust than porn star Monique Alexander's titties. 

1. How to shit the bed in playoffs more than an 80 year old with irritable bowel syndrome after eating chili and laxatives shits his own bed.  

 

 

 

Banana's need to hold my nuts

 

3. Horrid GM who can't win shit

2. Literally had one of the best members retire on his team

1. Oh should I mention his players as well lol

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1 minute ago, Da Trollfecta said:

 

Banana's need to hold my nuts

 

3. Horrid GM who can't win shit

2. Literally had one of the best members retire on his team

1. Oh should I mention his players as well lol

 

3. Horrid member who can't win shit.

2. Literally retires on every team.

1. Oh should I mention his players as well lol

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