Ottawa Lynx press conference

[Kendrick 4,741]

22 hours ago, HulkHogan said:

1. We're going to the second round!!! How many games do you think we'll play?

2. How often do you brush your teeth? (Answer better be twice daily or you're getting benched brother)

3. Whats the best flavor in the world?

4. If you could change one thing in your players build what would it be?
5. How do the Lynx celebrate after a win? Get creative.

6. Would you rather play with a Gretzky style aluminum stick or a wooden stick?

1. I think we will play 6 games. Thats generally my prediction in series

2. I brush them twice a day. Morning and night

3. The best flavour is either Mango or Raspberry

4. It would be his passing first mentality.

5. We go fishing for fish on the ice with fishing rods

6. I would rather play with a wooden stick because I'm old school

[Weretarantula 5]

On 3/2/2020 at 3:02 PM, HulkHogan said:

1. We're going to the second round!!! How many games do you think we'll play?

2. How often do you brush your teeth? (Answer better be twice daily or you're getting benched brother)

3. Whats the best flavor in the world?

4. If you could change one thing in your players build what would it be?
5. How do the Lynx celebrate after a win? Get creative.

6. Would you rather play with a Gretzky style aluminum stick or a wooden stick?

1. 3

2. Once

3. Sweat

4. More Defence

5. We wring out each others jerseys in to a bowl and then grab a straw

6. Wooden, keeps vampires away

[jRuutu 2,464]

1. Are you hyped to be in the finals?

Hells yes! This is what we have been waiting for all year long, great that we made it. Last chance to win the VHLM championship for few members in a loooooong time, so special moment.

 

2. Who do you think gets the GM job in Houston?

No idea, hopefully it´s someone who has played in there and had some good seasons with the team, that would be cool little full circle in a way.

 

3. Are you interested in applying there?

Naah, too busy to run a team and in general not sure if I want to be a general manager in any leagues, a lot of work sometimes, especially during the draft and off-season time.

 

4. Do you prefer sour or sweet?

Sweet all the way, cant go wrong with that. Never been a huge fan of sour things.

 

5. What's the best kind of gatorade?

Would you believe me if I had said that I have never tasted any kind of gatorade? Not that big in Finland, remember seeing the bottles here, but never tried.

 

6. If you could live anywhere, where would you choose?

Somewhere warm and sunny would be great,  get to walk around with shorts on most of the year.

[Ferda 6]

1. Are you hyped to be in the finals?

not unless we win

 

2. Who do you think gets the GM job in Houston?

who cares. they wont be as good as the one in Ottawa

 

3. Are you interested in applying there?

no

 

4. Do you prefer sour or sweet?

sweet like your cum

 

5. What's the best kind of gatorade?

lemon/lime

 

6. If you could live anywhere, where would you choose?

uganda

[Kendrick 4,741]

3 hours ago, HulkHogan said:

1. Are you hyped to be in the finals?

2. Who do you think gets the GM job in Houston?

3. Are you interested in applying there?

4. Do you prefer sour or sweet?

5. What's the best kind of gatorade?

6. If you could live anywhere, where would you choose?

1. I am super hyped to still be playing!

2. That's hard to say. I'd say I could throw my name into the ring but I'd also want it out of Houston.

3. I sure am, I've wanted to be a VHLM GM again for sometime now.

4. I prefer sour because its actually something that can help anxiety.

5. Watered down Gatorade because it's way too sugary.

6. I would choose Phoenix, Arizona because its freaking hot and I love the heat.

[Weretarantula 5]

20 hours ago, HulkHogan said:

1. Are you hyped to be in the finals?

2. Who do you think gets the GM job in Houston?

3. Are you interested in applying there?

4. Do you prefer sour or sweet?

5. What's the best kind of gatorade?

6. If you could live anywhere, where would you choose?

1. What a question. Clearly not.

2. Myself.

3. Already did.

4. Sour

5. Blue

6. Timbuktoo

[bluesfan55 103]

21 hours ago, HulkHogan said:

1. Are you hyped to be in the finals?

2. Who do you think gets the GM job in Houston?

3. Are you interested in applying there?

4. Do you prefer sour or sweet?

5. What's the best kind of gatorade?

6. If you could live anywhere, where would you choose?

Of course I am, it’s been a dream to play well enough to play for the cup. I’m excited.

someone who’s qualified I guess, I don’t pay much attention to users on the site 

no, not at all. I don’t have the time. 
sweet taste good so yes I choose sweet

probably the lemon lime kind. Gotta go with a classic. 
my home country of Iceland, where we have a museum dedicated to phallology

[PadStack 48]

1. Are you hyped to be in the finals?

I was, it didn't turn out so well for us

2. Who do you think gets the GM job in Houston?

The Hulkster. Only if he wants it though

3. Are you interested in applying there?

No

4. Do you prefer sour or sweet?

Sour and sweaty

5. What's the best kind of gatorade?

Green

6. If you could live anywhere, where would you choose?

probably Hawaii. The weather is nice there

[BoucherFan12 3]

1. Are you hyped to be in the finals? Yes!

2. Who do you think gets the GM job in Houston? No clue

3. Are you interested in applying there? nope

4. Do you prefer sour or sweet? both 

5. What's the best kind of gatorade? red and blue

6. If you could live anywhere, where would you choose? New Jerseyyyyyyy

[Kendrick 4,741]

50 minutes ago, HulkHogan said:

1. What are your hopes for this season?
2. How is has your experience been with the VHL so far?
3. What's your opinion on our new logo?
4. Would you change anything on the logo?
5. Describe what your player looks like.
6. What's your favourite piece of clothing you own?

1. To compete with other prospects and crack a VHL roster.

2. So far it has been a long journey to stardom and the HOF.

3. I love it so much. Its one of the best on the site!

4. Nope, love the ears being higher like an actual Lynx.

5. He looks very similar to Brandon Saad but with a five o'clock shadow

6. Probably my comfy sweater that I throw on to go everywhere

[Ferda 6]

1. What are your hopes for this season?

kill minnesota

2. How is has your experience been with the VHL so far?

kill minnesota

3. What's your opinion on our new logo?

cat kill minnesota

4. Would you change anything on the logo?

kill minnesota

5. Describe what your player looks like.

big bugs bunny

6. What's your favourite piece of clothing you own?

jersey with minnesota's blood on it

[Mike 708]

1. What are your hopes for this season? Burn the VHLM to the ground (Ottawa Lynx upset VHLM championship and max out VHLM performance points)
2. How is has your experience been with the VHL so far? Always feels different coming back but also oddly the same.
3. What's your opinion on our new logo? Better than old one. 
4. Would you change anything on the logo? Not a real graphic person
5. Describe what your player looks like. Bigish Muscularish Goofy looking
6. What's your favourite piece of clothing you own? Old Buffalo Bills Hoodie

 

[scoop 3,426]

1. What are your hopes for this season?

Obviously I'd like for us to win the cup. I don't think we're favorites, but I think we'll have a shot. We might have to add some pieces to make up for the guys the team lost from last season, but it's hard to tell right now.

2. How is has your experience been with the VHL so far?

Coming back, it feels a lot different than the VHL of old, even though I wasn't gone for all that long. I guess it's just so many new faces from the past couple years, and me not being as fully invested in the community as a whole.

3. What's your opinion on our new logo?

I like it a lot.

4. Would you change anything on the logo?

As someone who isn't artistic or creative, I would not.

5. Describe what your player looks like.

Stubble beard, medium-long wavy hair, medium skin tone

6. What's your favourite piece of clothing you own?

Motion City Soundtrack t-shirt from when I saw them in concert.

[Weretarantula 5]

On 3/17/2020 at 3:39 PM, HulkHogan said:

1. What are your hopes for this season?
2. How is has your experience been with the VHL so far?
3. What's your opinion on our new logo?
4. Would you change anything on the logo?
5. Describe what your player looks like.
6. What's your favourite piece of clothing you own?

1. Not screw the pooch

2. It's been fine

3. Dank

4. Nah

5. An overweight Christian Bale

6. My Riga hat

[Mike 708]

1. What's your favourite game show? Most Extreme Elimination
2. What's the worst show or movie you've seen? The latest Fantastic Four movie from a few years ago was total shit.
3. What's your favourite kind of weather? Spring/Fall not 2 hawt not 2 kold
4. Do you think another team can be added to the league? Sure I'll do it!!! (seems like most teams have 10-12 people) Better not though
5. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you choice? Stay home 
6. How has your quarantine been? 1 case in my area no quarantine for me still at work.

 

[bluesfan55 103]

1. What's your favourite game show? Jeopardy. I win at it all the time
2. What's the worst show or movie you've seen? Whatever that Tommy Wiseau movie is
3. What's your favourite kind of weather? Sunny in the high 70s (fahrenheit)
4. Do you think another team can be added to the league? yeah if user interest grows
5. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you choice? iceland because its beautiful and touristy
6. How has your quarantine been? good, i have school every weekday from 8-12 but its been better than i thought it would be

[Ferda 6]

1. What's your favourite game show?

fake taxi

2. What's the worst show or movie you've seen?

every time i need to watch you play hockey

3. What's your favourite kind of weather?

rain

4. Do you think another team can be added to the league?

no, they'd lose to us anyways so don't waste their time

5. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you choice?

your mom's house

6. How has your quarantine been?

lots of sex

[PadStack 48]

1. What's your favourite game show?

 

Jeopardy. It makes me feel confidently stupid. 

 

2. What's the worst show or movie you've seen?

 

The gambler with Mark Wahlberg. Still the only movie I've walked out from. 

 

3. What's your favourite kind of weather?

 

Thunderstorms. I find them calming and relaxing. 

 

4. Do you think another team can be added to the league?

 

I mean one could. I'm not sure if one should, we aren't flush with active guys. 

 

5. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you choice?

 

I would go to the galápagos Islands and learn how to scuba 

 

6. How has your quarantine been?

Not much has changed for me. It's been alright. 

[scoop 3,426]

1. What's your favourite game show?

If Survivor is considered a game show, then that. Otherwise probably Jeopardy. I don't really watch game shows much anymore.

2. What's the worst show or movie you've seen?

The Room definitely comes to mind, but that's a "so bad it's funny" movie.

3. What's your favourite kind of weather?

If I'm indoors, I like thunderstorms. Heavy winds are nice too; one of my favorite sounds is the wind whistling. If I'm going to be doing something outside, a temperature around 65-70 F with a light breeze. And put the sun behind some clouds, but the sky should be mostly clear. Maybe a little cooler than that if I'm going for a long run.

4. Do you think another team can be added to the league?

I think it's probably good where it is at the moment.

5. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you choice?

My friend's house, to play board games.

6. How has your quarantine been?

My life has pretty much not changed. I'm "essential," so I still go to work, and I already spent most of my time at home anyway.

[BoucherFan12 3]

1. What's your favourite game show? Jeopardy 
2. What's the worst show or movie you've seen? The Room (technically) but I loved it
3. What's your favourite kind of weather? All!
4. Do you think another team can be added to the league? prob
5. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you choice? into someone's arms to cuddle
6. How has your quarantine been? epic

[Weretarantula 5]

On 3/23/2020 at 3:35 PM, HulkHogan said:

1. What's your favourite game show?
2. What's the worst show or movie you've seen?
3. What's your favourite kind of weather?
4. Do you think another team can be added to the league?
5. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you choice?
6. How has your quarantine been?

1. Deal or No Deal

2. Twilight

3. Snow

4. Yes

5. New Zealand

6. Good

[Ferda 6]

1. We got a pretty decent record of 10-1-1, how does that feel?

we don't have a perfect record. trade me.

2. What's the latest you've stayed up?

i never sleep

3. Earliest you've gone to bed?

i never go to bed

4. What's your favourite genre of music?

erotic

5. How do you think professional sports will continue in the future?

with lots of hot and sweaty men

6. Would you ever change positions in the future?

only sexually

[bluesfan55 103]

1. We got a pretty decent record of 10-1-1, how does that feel?

fantastic because i've been doing not bad for once
2. What's the latest you've stayed up?

12:30 am on saturday
3. Earliest you've gone to bed?

10:00 pm sometime last week
4. What's your favourite genre of music?

rock music baybee
5. How do you think professional sports will continue in the future?

more precautions in case of a pandemic but i dont think itll change much
6. Would you ever change positions in the future?

no i like center but if the team needs me to then yes 

[Hogan 1,423]

1. We got a pretty decent record of 10-1-1, how does that feel?
2. What's the latest you've stayed up?
3. Earliest you've gone to bed?
4. What's your favourite genre of music?
5. How do you think professional sports will continue in the future?
6. Would you ever change positions in the future?

[Mike 708]

1. We got a pretty decent record of 10-1-1, how does that feel? At 10-1-1 It felt pretty darn good but at 14-1-1 we rules the VHLM.  No crowning this team yet but there was definitely way more heat for other teams over us to start the season.
2. What's the latest you've stayed up? - Don't think I've ever made it 48 hours but definitely made it to 36.
3. Earliest you've gone to bed? From the previous night probably late 4pm early 5pm (technically 12:00am from the night b4 would be earliest)
4. What's your favourite genre of music? My friends call it "Angry Music" I call it "Hard Rock" that music further than just soft/classic rock but not quite screamo death metal.
5. How do you think professional sports will continue in the future? As long as everything is good for September and start of NFL I'm cool.  Actual expectations maybe a bunch of leagues skip a season or do  heavily reduced seasons with playoffs ending at normal times to reset a normal cycle next year.
6. Would you ever change positions in the future? I'm D_man for the longhaul this time around.