Ottawa Lynx press conference

[Da_Berr 219]

1. We're getting that cup.

2. Yukon's our only real competition this year.

3. Maybe San Diego over Minnesota.

5. Penission or Chungus.

6. Get drafted to the VHL and play there. Also if we win the cup, we're clubbing all night.

[Ferda 6]

1. We have the number one seed in the playoffs! How do you like our chances?

just give the trophy so we can all wank into it

 

2. Who do you think will make it to the finals?

definitely not us

 

3. Any big upsets that you think might happen?

the other teams will be after we pound their cheeks

 

4. How will you celebrate if we win?

team wank into the cup, last one drinks

 

5. Who do you think will get the most points on our team?

me chungus big

 

6. Any big plans after the playoffs for you?

sex

[DoktorFunk 810]

Good evening Ottawa! New press conference questions! Let's get to it!

 

 

1.We're currently 2-2 in our series. What do you think it will take to win?

2. How do you feel about your player's performance in the playoffs so far?

3. @PadStack is taking everyone to a theme park. What's the first ride that you all ride together?

4. @Toast is eating hot wings and needs something to drink. What do you hand them? (Toast, who do you trust most to help you?)

5. @Mike is fist-fighting the players on the other team. How many does he knock out?

6. This one's a freebie! Are the Lynx great?

 

 

Answer three for 1 TPE or six for 2 TPE (I'd prefer you do all six )

 

@aCrypticPancake @Spade18 @Ferda @Bunnyhop100 @BoucherFan12 @Mike @Kiirin @Maasa @scoop @Jayden Zelinsky @Toast @Itsyaboyburns @bluesfan55 @Weretarantula @PadStack @Bouncyelf @Da_Berr

[Da_Berr 219]

1. Honestly it should be at least 3-1 us right now. Just some bad puck luck going for our team right now.

2. It's been okay, can never complain about averaging a point per game. Hoping that I'm better defensively and bring up my +/-

3. Can never go wrong with the classic roller coaster. The more loops the better.

4. A nice cold glass of beer.

5. At least 3 and a referee.

6. Yes. I feel like I'm being held at gunpoint for this question.

[Ferda 6]

1.We're currently 2-2 in our series. What do you think it will take to win?

hot guys beating on other hot guys
 

2. How do you feel about your player's performance in the playoffs so far?

sexy

 

3. @PadStack is taking everyone to a theme park. What's the first ride that you all ride together?

dis dick

 

4. @Toast is eating hot wings and needs something to drink. What do you hand them? (Toast, who do you trust most to help you?)

male excretion

 

5. @Mike is fist-fighting the players on the other team. How many does he knock out?

with his monster dong

 

6. This one's a freebie! Are the Lynx great?

no

[PadStack 48]

1.We're currently 2-2 in our series. What do you think it will take to win?

 

2 more wins. 

 

2. How do you feel about your player's performance in the playoffs so far?

 

I need to be able to steal a game or two. 

 

3. @PadStack is taking everyone to a theme park. What's the first ride that you all ride together?

 

The romantic river boat. 

 

4. @Toast is eating hot wings and needs something to drink. What do you hand them? (Toast, who do you trust most to help you?)

 

I'd pour him a beer from the pitcher obviously. 

 

5. @Mike is fist-fighting the players on the other team. How many does he knock out?

 

7

 

6. This one's a freebie! Are the Lynx great?

 

Ask me again at the end of the season. 

[Mike 708]

1.We're currently 2-2 in our series. What do you think it will take to win?

Just keep playing our game we out shoot them and play better all around just not getting the goals.

2. How do you feel about your player's performance in the playoffs so far?

Pretty darn good if we win.

3. @PadStack is taking everyone to a theme park. What's the first ride that you all ride together?

Lazy River

4. @Toast is eating hot wings and needs something to drink. What do you hand them? (Toast, who do you trust most to help you?)

Blue Cheese

5. @Mike is fist-fighting the players on the other team. How many does he knock out?

All of them...twice

6. This one's a freebie! Are the Lynx great?

Could be not if we lose here.

[Hogan 1,333]

1. How would you feel about a new AGM?
2. Whats it like to be champions?
3. Where will you be next season?
4. How is your new GM DoktorFunk?
5. Have you ever won a championship in another sim league or is this your first?
6. Any questions you want to ask me?

[Da_Berr 219]

1. Depends on who takes over the position. Right now I feel that the management is good, especially after a cup win.

2. Feels great being able to be remembered in M history as champs.

3. In the VHL, hopefully on a team that's on the rise.

4. Can't judge him yet, he got tossed a softball from the previous GM. Chill dude though.

5. First championship ever in a sim league.

6. Is Hogan gonna win the Slobo?

[PadStack 48]

1. How would you feel about a new AGM?

Hate it, but then again, I'll be called up so if the hulkster can move up, why not?

2. Whats it like to be champions?

The best, now to replicate it at the vhl level

3. Where will you be next season?

HC Davos

4. How is your new GM DoktorFunk?

Well he came in and pushed us over the finish line, so pretty good

5. Have you ever won a championship in another sim league or is this your first?

This is my first ever

6. Any questions you want to ask me?

Yes, what is your favorite celebration beverage?

[Hogan 1,333]

53 minutes ago, Da_Berr said:

1. Depends on who takes over the position. Right now I feel that the management is good, especially after a cup win.

2. Feels great being able to be remembered in M history as champs.

3. In the VHL, hopefully on a team that's on the rise.

4. Can't judge him yet, he got tossed a softball from the previous GM. Chill dude though.

5. First championship ever in a sim league.

6. Is Hogan gonna win the Slobo?

6. My dreams have been crushed brother

[Hogan 1,333]

38 minutes ago, PadStack said:

1. How would you feel about a new AGM?

Hate it, but then again, I'll be called up so if the hulkster can move up, why not?

2. Whats it like to be champions?

The best, now to replicate it at the vhl level

3. Where will you be next season?

HC Davos

4. How is your new GM DoktorFunk?

Well he came in and pushed us over the finish line, so pretty good

5. Have you ever won a championship in another sim league or is this your first?

This is my first ever

6. Any questions you want to ask me?

Yes, what is your favorite celebration beverage?

6. Always water brother hh

[Mike 708]

1. How would you feel about a new AGM?

Good TBH I didn't even know until today that Hogan was the AGM.
2. Whats it like to be champions?

It feels pretty darn good.  You know what is cooler though?  2x Champions.
3. Where will you be next season?

Probably on some other team after Lynx get rid of me.
4. How is your new GM DoktorFunk?

We shall see if Lynx don't win back to back then clearly Acyd is the real hero.
5. Have you ever won a championship in another sim league or is this your first?

Plenty of em
6. Any questions you want to ask me?

Who are you again?

 

[Hogan 1,333]

2 hours ago, Mike said:

1. How would you feel about a new AGM?

Good TBH I didn't even know until today that Hogan was the AGM.
2. Whats it like to be champions?

It feels pretty darn good.  You know what is cooler though?  2x Champions.
3. Where will you be next season?

Probably on some other team after Lynx get rid of me.
4. How is your new GM DoktorFunk?

We shall see if Lynx don't win back to back then clearly Acyd is the real hero.
5. Have you ever won a championship in another sim league or is this your first?

Plenty of em
6. Any questions you want to ask me?

Who are you again?

 

6. 3 time cup winner, more than yo... wait no I probably dont have more

[DarkSpyro 760]

Answer any 6 questions below for 2 capped TPE:

 

1. How do you like our chances at returning to the finals for a 2nd season in a row?

 

2. What are your expectations for your personal performance this season?

 

3. Who would you like to see become our Captain and 2 Assistant-Captains?

 

4. If you could assist in designing our Alternate (3rd) jersey’s for this season, what colour scheme would you like to have?

 

5. Which teammate(s) (max 2 other teammates) would you like to room with for away games?

 

6. If you have never been to Ottawa before, where would you like to go visit while we are still in the off-season?

 

7. (For players that went through the S72 draft)

Where did you expect to go in the draft? (What round/ team)

 

8. (For players that went through the S72 draft)

How was your experience with the draft event/  live stream?

[Hooperorama 126]

On 5/19/2020 at 9:23 PM, DarkSpyro said:

Answer any 6 questions below for 2 capped TPE:

 

1. How do you like our chances at returning to the finals for a 2nd season in a row?

 

2. What are your expectations for your personal performance this season?

 

3. Who would you like to see become our Captain and 2 Assistant-Captains?

 

4. If you could assist in designing our Alternate (3rd) jersey’s for this season, what colour scheme would you like to have?

 

5. Which teammate(s) (max 2 other teammates) would you like to room with for away games?

 

6. If you have never been to Ottawa before, where would you like to go visit while we are still in the off-season?

 

7. (For players that went through the S72 draft)

Where did you expect to go in the draft? (What round/ team)

 

8. (For players that went through the S72 draft)

How was your experience with the draft event/  live stream?

1. That will happen, no surprise in there! Ez claps

2. Ah, since i didnt prove my talent yet i cant go further on this question. But i store lot of potential ig .

3. I stil didnt move aroung the locker so havent met team mates ill surely be expecting someone with good leadership.

4.Black and white or something with black.
5.  Love to be alone and have thought to myself. 
6. India BB. MY hometown so i would love to go back to my family.
7. Second round any team. But i never realized that i sucked.
8. Tensed,  every round brought new tensions. Thx to Ottawa tho

Edited May 27, 2020 by Hooperorama

[Ferda 6]

1. How do you like our chances at returning to the finals for a 2nd season in a row?

me score, we win again

 

2. What are your expectations for your personal performance this season?

me score

 

3. Who would you like to see become our Captain and 2 Assistant-Captains?

chungus has C in name so give him the C-ock

 

4. If you could assist in designing our Alternate (3rd) jersey’s for this season, what colour scheme would you like to have?

hot pink

 

5. Which teammate(s) (max 2 other teammates) would you like to room with for away games?

rotate 2 different people each night to keep the bedroom fresh

 

6. If you have never been to Ottawa before, where would you like to go visit while we are still in the off-season?

zimbabwe

 

7. (For players that went through the S72 draft)

Where did you expect to go in the draft? (What round/ team)

N/A

 

8. (For players that went through the S72 draft)

How was your experience with the draft event/  live stream?

not enough half naked women playing just dance

 

[Mike 708]

1. How do you like our chances at returning to the finals for a 2nd season in a row?

We will definitely make the playoffs.  Once you do that there is always a chance.  We'll probably need some late season addition to really go for it though.

2. What are your expectations for your personal performance this season?

Hoping to do about what happened last season.  We have less offensive power around but with my player being better hopefully it offsets that.

3. If you could assist in designing our Alternate (3rd) jersey’s for this season, what colour scheme would you like to have?

Black & Yellow Black & Yellow

4. If you have never been to Ottawa before, where would you like to go visit while we are still in the off-season?

Anywhere the food is good baby.

5. (For players that went through the S72 draft) Where did you expect to go in the draft? (What round/ team)

Round 2 not sure about the team though.  They kept trading 2nd round picks around time I was supposed to go.  

6. (For players that went through the S72 draft) How was your experience with the draft event/  live stream?

I had some unexpected company come over so didn't watch it live. Went back and listened to some later and it was good.

[DarkSpyro 760]

Answer any 6 questions below for 2 capped TPE:

 

1. How would you rate our teams performance in S72 so far on a scale of 1-10?

2. If you could change 1 thing about our current roster, what would it be?

3. How do you imagine the Ottawa Lynx’s fan base is like right now? 
 

4. What is your goal for this week?

 

5. If you could play for any big leagues team in the future, where would you want to play?

 

6. If we take the team out to dinner, do you prefer Surf or Turf?

 

7. How would you rate your players performance so far in a scale of 1-10?

 

8. Where do you think the Lynx stack up against the rest of the league’s playoff contenders? 

[Hooperorama 126]

13 hours ago, DarkSpyro said:

Answer any 6 questions below for 2 capped TPE:

 

1. How would you rate our teams performance in S72 so far on a scale of 1-10?

2. If you could change 1 thing about our current roster, what would it be?

3. How do you imagine the Ottawa Lynx’s fan base is like right now? 
 

4. What is your goal for this week?

 

5. If you could play for any big leagues team in the future, where would you want to play?

 

6. If we take the team out to dinner, do you prefer Surf or Turf?

 

7. How would you rate your players performance so far in a scale of 1-10?

 

8. Where do you think the Lynx stack up against the rest of the league’s playoff contenders? 

1.  9
2. Everything is perfect i guess
3.  Its booming, HYPE !!!!!
4.2 shutouts at least  
5. VHL
6.  i dont know 
7.  6

8.We are doing pretty good. Hope we win this season too

[Mike 708]

1. How would you rate our teams performance in S72 so far on a scale of 1-10?

7
2. If you could change 1 thing about our current roster, what would it be?

More Offense
3. How do you imagine the Ottawa Lynx’s fan base is like right now? 

Anything is a disappointment after last season.  They are in VHLM hangover mode feeling a little sore after a cup win but not ready to face the reality of the day.

4. What is your goal for this week?

Get the most TPE for least amount of work.

5. If you could play for any big leagues team in the future, where would you want to play?

No real preference I'm glad Riga drafted me since I was GM there for many seasons.

6. How would you rate your players performance so far in a scale of 1-10?

8 Still doing well offensively +/- rating down this year and still weaker on the physical/shot block side.

[Da_Berr 219]

On 5/25/2020 at 11:08 AM, DarkSpyro said:

Answer any 6 questions below for 2 capped TPE:

 

1. How would you rate our teams performance in S72 so far on a scale of 1-10?

2. If you could change 1 thing about our current roster, what would it be?

3. How do you imagine the Ottawa Lynx’s fan base is like right now? 
 

4. What is your goal for this week?

 

5. If you could play for any big leagues team in the future, where would you want to play?

 

6. If we take the team out to dinner, do you prefer Surf or Turf?

 

7. How would you rate your players performance so far in a scale of 1-10?

 

8. Where do you think the Lynx stack up against the rest of the league’s playoff contenders? 

1. 8 you guys are doing alot better than last year and are in a playoff spot but I thought you guys would be by far the best team this year.

3. I'm kinda disappointed with the Lynx's recent performances.

4. Get max capped TPE, hopefully show up more on the stat sheets of my games.

5. I'm already playing for VAN.

6. Turf, Sea food is not great.

7. 6 Rookie in the bigs and not getting much PT, so I didn't expect much but I still wanted to be playing better this season.

Edited June 1, 2020 by Da_Berr

[DarkSpyro 760]

Answer any of the 6 questions below for 2 capped TPE:

 

1. If you had to relate your player/ goalie to any NHL superstar, who would you pick? (Pick up to 2 players or goalies depending on your player’s position.)

 

2. If you had to pick 1 (current) VHL player or goalie to be your mentor in the big leagues, who would it be?

 

3. If you could pick any 3 (current) VHL player(s) or goalie(s) to play on the same team with you, who would they be?

 

4. If you had to choose 1 player from our team that has shown the fastest growth this season, who would you select?

 

5. What is your favourite looking Logo in the VHL?

 

6. If we were to be associated with a VHL team as there farm team, which VHL team would you want the Lynx to be associated with?

 

7. If our team makes a run for the Cup, who is the first person on to lift it if we won? 
 

8. What would you say your player or goalie’s specialty on the ice is?

[Hooperorama 126]

6 hours ago, DarkSpyro said:

Answer any of the 6 questions below for 2 capped TPE:

 

1. If you had to relate your player/ goalie to any NHL superstar, who would you pick? (Pick up to 2 players or goalies depending on your player’s position.)

 

2. If you had to pick 1 (current) VHL player or goalie to be your mentor in the big leagues, who would it be?

 

3. If you could pick any 3 (current) VHL player(s) or goalie(s) to play on the same team with you, who would they be?

 

4. If you had to choose 1 player from our team that has shown the fastest growth this season, who would you select?

 

5. What is your favourite looking Logo in the VHL?

 

6. If we were to be associated with a VHL team as there farm team, which VHL team would you want the Lynx to be associated with?

 

7. If our team makes a run for the Cup, who is the first person on to lift it if we won? 
 

8. What would you say your player or goalie’s specialty on the ice is?

1.Marc-Andre Fluery is my inspiration. check out my sig too  
2. @DarkSpyro......He is my mentor now too  
3. Dark spyro,  Ambrose Stark and DoktorFunk
4.Syreck, Chungus, or Mann
5. OTTAWA LYNX
6.Any team would be fine (more like idk any VHL team smh)
7. Syreck, Chungus, or Mann
8. Sportsmanship

 

[Mike 708]

1. Kris Letang Penguins Fan

 

2. There isn't a single VHL person who can mentor me they need me to mentor them!

 

4. Our goalie is going gangbusters.

 

5. I'm a Riga Reign softie after all the years.

 

6. Again giving it to Riga I got drafted by them was GM for them just makes sense.

 

7. We going to have a little 2-3 man holding ceremony with me and the others moving up to the VHL next season those of us who repeated.