Oslo Storm Press Conference

[HearnNation67 131]

On 3/18/2024 at 10:27 PM, fonziGG said:

 

Oslo Storm Press Conference
 

1. How are you and your teammates acclimating to Oslo?

 

2. Have you found a home to live in for the season? If so, describe it!

 

3. Who’s the biggest bum in the VHLE and why?

 

4. Do you think you are a one and done VHLE player or?

 

5. What can the staff here in Oslo do to improve your experience?

 

6. How much beer can @CowboyinAmerica chug?

1. I'm doing well as its my 3rd season here, I think the rest of the team is doing well as well

2. I have a nice, overpriced bachelor apartment with a balcony

3. Too early in the season to tell

4. No, as I  mentioned, its my third year in the big E

5. Just keep up the positive attitudes! And maybe some pizza parties

6. Probably 3 American beers or 1 Canadian beer

[Rhynex Entertainment 447]

On 3/18/2024 at 6:27 PM, fonziGG said:

 

Oslo Storm Press Conference
 

1. How are you and your teammates acclimating to Oslo?

 

2. Have you found a home to live in for the season? If so, describe it!

 

3. Who’s the biggest bum in the VHLE and why?

 

4. Do you think you are a one and done VHLE player or?

 

5. What can the staff here in Oslo do to improve your experience?

 

6. How much beer can @CowboyinAmerica chug?

1. Finally getting used to the timezone and the city

2. No, just living in the dorm room above the stadium

3. Probably me, just a minor character after all

4. I will continue if I don't reach 400 TPA by end of season

5. Not sure, we're having a good time despite not having a good season thus far

6. If there's an endless supply and continuous drain of the tap, I'd say it'll go on forever 

[fonziGG 1,065]

Oslo Storm Press Conference
 

1. What are your personal statistical goals this season?

 

2. What is your favourite donut?

 

3. Who’s the biggest bum in the VHLM and why?

 

4. What is your go-to pizza order?

 

5. What can the staff here in Oslo do to improve your experience?

 

6. How much beer can @Rhynex Entertainment chug?

[Schnee 84]

1)      My goal is to be a top 5 defenseman in scoring, I know it will be hard but I think I have a shot

2)      Glazed/Honey Dip or Cinnamon are my go to

3)      I had no one be a bum to me so I cant answer this

4)      Pan Cheese Pizza from Dominoes

5)      Nothing, my experience has been awesome

6)      He can chug as much as he chooses to chug

 

 

[HearnNation67 131]

On 3/27/2024 at 3:15 AM, fonziGG said:

 

Oslo Storm Press Conference
 

1. What are your personal statistical goals this season?

Be close to a PPG and have a positive +/-

2. What is your favourite donut?

Honey Dip from Tims

3. Who’s the biggest bum in the VHLM and why?

There are too many to choose from

4. What is your go-to pizza order?

Hawaiian. Fight me.

5. What can the staff here in Oslo do to improve your experience?

Lead us to victory!

6. How much beer can @Rhynex Entertainment chug?

Probably at least 1

 

[Crstats23 329]

On 3/27/2024 at 2:15 AM, fonziGG said:

 

Oslo Storm Press Conference
 

1. What are your personal statistical goals this season?

 

2. What is your favourite donut?

 

3. Who’s the biggest bum in the VHLM and why?

 

4. What is your go-to pizza order?

 

5. What can the staff here in Oslo do to improve your experience?

 

6. How much beer can @Rhynex Entertainment chug?

1. I want to hit 20 goals

2. I like chocolate frosted doughnuts

3.I don’t know many people so I won’t answer that question 

4. Meatlovers or pepperoni and sausage depends on where I go for pizza 

5. you can improve the experience by leading us to a cup

6. haha um I’d say probably 2 or 3 if we are talking back to back

[CowboyinAmerica 2,711]

Oslo Storm Press Conference
 

1. What are your personal statistical goals this season?

I think being top 10 in goals would be fun. I've been hanging around that mark so far, but really need to turn it up to complete that.

 

2. What is your favourite donut?

Maple bacon may seem like a fancy person's donut, but damn is it good. If I'm getting the calories anyway, I'm going to make sure I'm doing it right.

 

3. Who’s the biggest bum in the VHLM and why?

I was teammates with Billy Joel for a full season and never once heard them sing in the locker room. Now that's just rude.

 

4. What is your go-to pizza order?

A Supreme pizza minus olives is the easy one. I tend to play around with my pizza, but for something quick and easy in a pinch, just give me all of it.

 

5. What can the staff here in Oslo do to improve your experience?

I think I should be allowed to play goalie some games. I've asked, but nobody quite takes me seriously and I'm not sure why.

 

6. How much beer can @Rhynex Entertainment chug?

See, I don't think they want to chug that much beer. But because of the good leadership, just to make sure everyone is engaged, they just keep going indefinitely. It's awe-inspiring, really.

[fonziGG 1,065]

Oslo Storm Press Conference
 

1. What are some brands you’re affiliated with?

 

2. Are there any players in the league doing hard drugs?

 

3. Whos the biggest bum in the VHL?

 

4. Who has been the biggest surprise this season?

 

5. Do you have any suggestions for staff?

 

6. How much beer can @Schnee chug?

[Schnee 84]

1)      I am an unbranded player and I am fine with that

2)      None that I know of but I don’t ask around

3)      The biggest bums are my rivals Gul Dukat and Lucy Leitner

4)      Gul Dukat was a huge surprise. Did not expect him to have so many points.

5)      Keep doing what they are doing, the league is great

6)      I don’t drink so I can chug none.

Edited April 6 by Schnee

[Crstats23 329]

On 4/5/2024 at 11:25 PM, fonziGG said:

 

Oslo Storm Press Conference
 

1. What are some brands you’re affiliated with?

 

2. Are there any players in the league doing hard drugs?

 

3. Whos the biggest bum in the VHL?

 

4. Who has been the biggest surprise this season?

 

5. Do you have any suggestions for staff?

 

6. How much beer can @Schnee chug?

1. I use Bauer as my main brand 

2. uh I think I know of one but I won’t say any names 

3. no one is a bum but my player is playing like one

4. the fact that I’m crazy inconsistent 

5. keep doing what your doing 

6. per his own admission none but he could still probably chug one if needed 

[Theory 15]

On 4/5/2024 at 11:25 PM, fonziGG said:

 

Oslo Storm Press Conference
 

1. What are some brands you’re affiliated with?

 

2. Are there any players in the league doing hard drugs?

 

3. Whos the biggest bum in the VHL?

 

4. Who has been the biggest surprise this season?

 

5. Do you have any suggestions for staff?

 

6. How much beer can @Schnee chug?

1. I don't even remember if I am branded or not. I just wanna go out there and perform on the ice. I believe I am not and if that is the case, Brands should love that about me!

 

2. If I remember correctly, I was intro'd to some of the players doing them in the minors, but I never partook. Just leveled up my game and moved on from those types.

 

3. Bratislava (the front office) for giving up on me only to have no room for success thus far.

 

4. I guess the team has been the biggest surprise, considering I have not gotten much love on the ice recently.

 

5. Give me more shots on Goal! I need to feel useful. That or more snacks in the snack room!

 

6. If he ever got to drinking, I would pay to see him chug like, 3. Currently I believe he told us none, so

[UghSike 211]

Oslo Storm Press Conference

 

1. What are some brands you’re affiliated with? 

Toyota Prius Ice Skates

Hidden Valley Ranch

MySpace 

and Burt's Bees

2. Are there any players in the league doing hard drugs?

Hard drugs as in Viagra? Or hard drugs as in Meth?

I don't know. There's probably a bit of everything here. 

3. Whos the biggest bum in the VHL?

I can't mention any names but there was one individual who was asking to "borrow" some TPE. Like, get a job and earn your TPE like the rest of us.

4. Who has been the biggest surprise this season?

@Tetricide

I was never expecting him to jump out of the cake at my birthday, but it was very surprising.

5. Do you have any suggestions for staff?

Yes. Keep up the good work and remember I said that when reviews for raises come up.

6. How much beer can @Schnee chug?

Probably like 1 liter of root beer a day. Maybe 2 on hot days,