Scott Shawinganen Press Conference

[Cornflakers 73]

*gets off the ice*

*walks with skates on to the dressing room*

*grabs a gatoraide lite*

*grabs an overly small towel and places it on shoulder*

*places hat that's too small, backwards*

*camera man approaches*

*reporter (you) approaches*

...

[omgitshim 903]

@Cornflakers

 

1.) What has been the biggest adjustment playing in the VHL from the VHLM?

2.) What do you need to work most on as a player?

3.) How has it been playing for a team that's not exactly in playoff contention?

4.) Why don't you get a bigger hat?

5.) What has been your biggest accomplishment this season?

6.) What flavor gatorade is that?

[Cornflakers 73]

18 hours ago, omgitshim said:

@Cornflakers

 

1.) What has been the biggest adjustment playing in the VHL from the VHLM?

By far the lack of supporting cast. The VHL is do or die. And we're doing our best, but the lack of parity amongst teams means there are some behemoths, gods amongst men.

 

2.) What do you need to work most on as a player?

I need to work on consitently improving (tpe). It's trickling in, but it isint enough as I need to SHINE.

 

3.) How has it been playing for a team that's not exactly in playoff contention?

It's fine, we weren't expecting to come in to a rebuilding team and win the cup as a rookie.

 

4.) Why don't you get a bigger hat?

Ah, this is a great question. This tiny thing, it helps keep my "sick flow" ever since I was a kid, I have a big head, and so all these hats are too small, or they were, the ones we had on the farm, so I put it on, backwards, and I started the trend of the sick flow hair flip wings, and it's been like this ever since.

 

5.) What has been your biggest accomplishment this season?

Scoring at least one goal.

 

6.) What flavor gatorade is that?

Blue, duh.

 

[Exlaxchronicles 415]

1. What attracted you to the VHL game?

2. How much the do you think your player will earn over his career?

3. What do you think will be your players average per season in points?

4. Gretzky or Lemieux and why?

5. If you had a chance to play for an NHL team which one and why?

[Cornflakers 73]

On 11/17/2018 at 9:21 AM, Exlaxchronicles said:

1. What attracted you to the VHL game?

My long time linemate was drafted by the Vegas Aces, he talked me into a spot on the team and we had a great run. Both Canadians, I grew up playing with @Jubo07, mostly just roller hockey, he was much better with wheels than I was though. But he had a few years on me.

 

2. How much the do you think your player will earn over his career?

I think I will earn much THE over my career, as much as needed to be decent in this god forsaken wasteland.

 

3. What do you think will be your players average per season in points?

at least 82, I've never not been at least a PPG player.

 

4. Gretzky or Lemieux and why?

Lemieux, because Gretzky is a sellout, the real answer here though is 100% bobby orr.

 

5. If you had a chance to play for an NHL team which one and why?

The leafs, sundin, tucker, mogilny, back to mccabe, over to kabrele, he lets it go, sundin, behind the net, powers out in front, shot stopped, rebound, scooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddddddd mogilnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy onthe dooooooooooooooorsteppppppppppppppppppppppppp holyyyyyyyyyy mackinawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[jRuutu 2,473]

1. You are almost point per game in your rookie year, surprised at all on your great start?

2.  Got any Ismond Kingfisher jokes?

3.  New York has won two out of the last six games, how do you snap out of the little losing streak?

4. Which center you think cheats the most in faceoffs in VHL?

5.  Nylander, try to keep him or trade him?

[Cornflakers 73]

On 11/21/2018 at 2:12 PM, jRuutu said:

1. You are almost point per game in your rookie year, surprised at all on your great start?

This is what I expected, I have never been less than a PPG player, I hope to keep that as I play out my career here with new york.

 

2.  Got any Ismond Kingfisher jokes?

Oh god, when we get the scorecard passed around the room, I look at the goalie section and I say "Kingfisher? I hardly even know her" yuk yuk yuk.

 

3.  New York has won two out of the last six games, how do you snap out of the little losing streak?

We've been losing all year, we aren't worried about it, we are going for little upgrades in our game, the wins will come later.

 

4. Which center you think cheats the most in faceoffs in VHL?

Easily my idol Podrick Cast, but that's all just part of the game baby.

 

5.  Nylander, try to keep him or trade him?

Get rid of the fucking loser, if he doesn't want to play for his goddamn country and brethren let him starve in prison.

 

[Cornflakers 73]

On 11/21/2018 at 2:12 PM, jRuutu said:

1. You are almost point per game in your rookie year, surprised at all on your great start?

2.  Got any Ismond Kingfisher jokes?

3.  New York has won two out of the last six games, how do you snap out of the little losing streak?

4. Which center you think cheats the most in faceoffs in VHL?

5.  Nylander, try to keep him or trade him?

ask me one more question you cuck cause @Enorama is a nazi

[jRuutu 2,473]

2 hours ago, Cornflakers said:

ask me one more question you cuck cause @Enorama is a nazi

6. What makes New York the best city to play hockey in?

[Cornflakers 73]

48 minutes ago, jRuutu said:

6. What makes New York the best city to play hockey in?

Best part is @Enorama is no where near us and we can watch PG14 movies because of it.

[Cornflakers 73]

need more questions @Enorama @DollarAndADream @Beketov @Jubo07 @hedgehog337 @jRuutu @oilmandan @Quik

[hedgehog337 3,483]

Happy with your performance this season?

Are you glad NY didn't finish last?

The best NY teammate to play with?

More Kingfisher jokes?

Do you hope to play in same team with Jubo someday?

Why did you chose this Cornflakers nickname?

[Jubo 1,839]

1) Which non Canadian NHL franchise do you have a soft spot for?

 

2) Name the top 3 cartoons from your childhood.

Edited December 3, 2018 by Jubo07

[oilmandan 688]

Who will win the VHL championship this year?

 

Who is the biggest rival to NYA in the VHL?

 

Any idea what two players the Americans will get in the first round?

 

Is there any VHL job youd like to have?

 

Will the Americans win 20 games next year?

[Banackock 8,107]

1. Trump and Trudeau have been summoned to fight to the death. Who wins and what's their weapon of choice? Please make me laugh.

2. What stinks when living and smells good when dead? (riddle time, baby)

3. What is your favourite sport? Who is your favourite team? 

4. Fuck one, kill one, marry one - GO! (Blake Lively, Beyonce, Margot Robbie). Google, em.

5. If you could invent something right now, what would your beautiful inventions be?

 

@Cornflakers

[Cornflakers 73]

17 hours ago, hedgehog337 said:

Happy with your performance this season?

Are you glad NY didn't finish last?

The best NY teammate to play with?

More Kingfisher jokes?

Do you hope to play in same team with Jubo someday?

Why did you chose this Cornflakers nickname?

 

1. Absolutely, PPG is where it's at, just need some defence, gm dont trade those picks plz

2. I wish we did, we'd have more to prove, but we aren't "the worst" on paper so -

3. Easily @oilmandan

4. Not so much a joke, but when we band together as a team, we say "no man is an ismond"

5. God, that would be a dream, but I guess we have the world cup to look forward to, ley go Canada!

6. Cornflakers has been my moniker since I bought a ps3 slim w/ gran turismo and needed a name, looked around my dorm room at a family size box of cornflake cereal, cornflake was taken, so +rs was the next logical step.

[Cornflakers 73]

@Jubo07

1) Which non Canadian NHL franchise do you have a soft spot for?

- The columbus blue jackets have been a fav of mine since the rick nash / pascal leclaire era

 

2) Name the top 3 cartoons from your childhood.

- spiderman

- arthur?

- pokemon

 

@oilmandan

Who will win the VHL championship this year?

- probably gabriel mcallisters thing

 

Who is the biggest rival to NYA in the VHL?

- probably the helsinki titans cause jubo?

 

Any idea what two players the Americans will get in the first round?

- shmlayshar smorginshmon

 

Is there any VHL job youd like to have?

- i don't even like working the job I have in real life ...

[hedgehog337 3,483]

1. How do you celebrate X-Mas?

2. And how about New Year?

3. Any worries about another centre Ryan Zabby being drafted to NY? Competition and thing?

4. Can NY win the championship this season?

5. Are you mad I called you a potential bust in my article?

6. Most annoying teammate?

7. How many Kingfisher jokes do you have?

8. Were you caring about the brands tournament?

9. Helsinki is about to compete and NY is still stuck in rebuild. Isn't this bothering you?

10. Not too much questions?

[oilmandan 688]

1 Where did you go? Are you coming back?

 

2 what do you think of how the Americans are doing this year?

 

3 the new rookies are looking good. Do you think New York can compete for the playoffs next year?

 

4 are you planning on resigning with New York ?

 

5 what city should the VHL expand to next