This Is Why You Don't Bench a Wahl

[BladeMaiden 1,807]

This Is Why You Don't Bench a Wahl

S64 has defiantly started out differently that Rookie goaltender Brick Wahl of The Calgary Wranglers had anticipated. Brick was hoping to see some ice time in the first couple games of the season  but instead this feisty tendie has been benched. Most people aren't blinking at the fact that The Wranglers GM @Bushito is starting Shawn Brodeur @TheLastOlympian07 because at this time although he is in his season he is currently the better goalie of the two, some people do find it odd to not give your rookie goalie a start now at the beginning of the season while the stakes are low and all the teams are trying to figure out their lines.

(Above is the only action Wahl has seen in these first games of the season, look at those reflexes...Why wouldn't you want this rookie in your net?)

 

You can't feel to bad for brick when you hear of the antics that he has been up to while he has been forced to be a bench warmer. Brick as seems to be biding his time with humor. There is a specific moment that was caught on camera when Wahl had two S64 Rookies action figures of himself and @Nykonax Dahlberg. Wahl ended up doing an impression of the chirping that happens when the two go face to face. " Eh Brickie not to say you suck, but you get dangled more than a fricken' yoyo" Wahl said in a feminine high pitched tone meant to mock Dahlberg with his impersonation. Then Wahl replied as himself "Dahlberg, I'm in every state farm insurance commercial. They love me because represent saving a-hole"

Funny enough when Brick was asked what other action figures he used to make his bench mates laugh he mentioned that he brought out his S63 Rhett Stoffiday @Stoffiday and S64 Fin Davison @Poptart and made them do a battle royal for the starting position in Davos.  When asked who won the battle Wahl replied, "Davos has 2 amazing goalies, too bad they only need one. @ShawnGlade is going to have to make some tough decisions eventually. You can't ride two horses with one ass as Stoff would say." The last set of figures Brick mentioned cracking out of their pristine boxes were two players who are not even on the same team. S62's Jake Davis @Reives and S63's Joseph Mcwolf @McWolf both have a certain reputation in the league,  although Wahl would not describe for the press what he did with the figures in this case his team mate Mark Gebauer @Sova described it as highly suggestive and more than a bit salacious. At this point we are all hoping to see Brick put away the action figures and make his way out on the ice, only question is how will the other VHLers react to Wahls wild antics.

 

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Edited December 31, 2018 by BladeMaiden

[Beketov 8,792]

Pretty sure no lines have been put in. STHS will default to the higher OV goalie.

[BladeMaiden 1,807]

On 12/31/2018 at 9:19 AM, Beketov said:

Pretty sure no lines have been put in. STHS will default to the higher OV goalie.

Don't Ruin the fun Bek  lol.  I've actually been told that that was likely the reason but I decided to have some fun with the fact that I'm on the bench anyways.

Edited January 1, 2019 by BladeMaiden

[Beketov 8,792]

4 minutes ago, BladeMaiden said:

Don't Ruin it the fun Bek  lol.  I've actually been told that that was likely the reason but I decided to have some fun with the fact that I'm on the bench anyways.

Oh I don’t mind you having some fun with it. Just wanted to make sure you understood the likely reasoning.

[BladeMaiden 1,807]

Just now, Beketov said:

Oh I don’t mind you having some fun with it. Just wanted to make sure you understood the likely reasoning.

Thanks I appreciate it !

[Nykonax 1,558]

I definitely won every single of your mock chirpoffs

[McWolf 3,114]

Where can I buy Jake Davis and Joseph McWolf action figures?

 

Asking for a friend.

Or for science.

Nothing weird going on.

[Quik 4,113]

3 hours ago, BladeMaiden said:

Davos has 2 amazing goalies, too bad they're gonna ride Mertz

 

^^^

[Bushito 1,945]

Getting the Backup games out of the way early

[ShawnGlade 1,008]

1 hour ago, Quik said:

 

^^^

This aint it chief

[Quik 4,113]

Just now, ShawnGlade said:

This aint it chief

 

Joke

Your head

[ShawnGlade 1,008]

Just now, Quik said:

 

Joke

Your head

I'm aware, but man it gave me vietnam style flashbacks to the vhl and wjc

[BladeMaiden 1,807]

5 hours ago, McWolf said:

Where can I buy Jake Davis and Joseph McWolf action figures?

 

Asking for a friend.

Or for science.

Nothing weird going on.

I’ll send you a set mint in box from my collection

[BladeMaiden 1,807]

1 hour ago, ShawnGlade said:

I'm aware, but man it gave me vietnam style flashbacks to the vhl and wjc

It is too early in the season to be traumatized Shawn, gotta wait until midseason until you can be that triggered.

[BladeMaiden 1,807]

3 hours ago, Bushito said:

Getting the Backup games out of the way early

Truth be told I should probably just enjoy my time on the bench before I start getting hammered with Pucks. At this point in the season my stats have never been better lol