The Joke Thread

[Devise 4,475]

  On 6/2/2020 at 8:43 PM, ContinentalCup036 said:

What do you call a cow with no legs?

 

Ground beef

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[Devise 4,475]

Also I got a hot joke for y'all see if you can follow....

 

Naming your player Hunter Hearst Helmsley or Hulk Hogan. @Beaviss @Hulk Hogan

[Beaviss 4,967]

  On 6/2/2020 at 9:41 PM, Devise said:

Also I got a hot joke for y'all see if you can follow....

 

Naming your player Hunter Hearst Helmsley or Hulk Hogan. @Beaviss @Hulk Hogan

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HHH is a good name and I was first!

[Devise 4,475]

  On 6/2/2020 at 9:46 PM, Beaviss said:

 

HHH is a good name and I was first!

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Both are names that you say to a buddy you're going to use in a stoned joking exchange. Going through with it is like the naming equivalent of Epic Movie style cringe parody. 

[Beaviss 4,967]

  On 6/2/2020 at 10:11 PM, Devise said:

 

Both are names that you say to a buddy you're going to use in a stoned joking exchange. Going through with it is like the naming equivalent of Epic Movie style cringe parody. 

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HHH is a hall of famer so it was a good juju way of finally making the hof.

[Devise 4,475]

  On 6/2/2020 at 10:13 PM, Beaviss said:

 

HHH is a hall of famer so it was a good juju way of finally making the hof.

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Sorry I can't understand that logic because the concept of a "Hall of Fame" is lost on my agency.

[Beaviss 4,967]

  On 6/2/2020 at 10:17 PM, Devise said:

 

Sorry I can't understand that logic because the concept of a "Hall of Fame" is lost on my agency.

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Make the greatest wrester alive much better than scrub PapaHunter Kenny Omega ( @gorlab knows) and it might work

Edited June 2, 2020 by Devise

[Devise 4,475]

Your wisdom never fails to amaze me @Beaviss You can be my Brodie Lee.

[Beaviss 4,967]

  On 6/2/2020 at 10:22 PM, Devise said:

Your wisdom never fails to amaze me @Beaviss You can be my Brodie Lee.

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Can I be Batista instead?

[Beaviss 4,967]

  On 6/2/2020 at 10:19 PM, Beaviss said:

 

Make the greatest wrester alive much better than scrub PapaHunter Kenny Omega ( @gorlab knows) and it might work

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@Devise Gorlab has shown me the greatness of kenny omega. Maybe thats my next character.

[boubabi 4,727]

Why you don't give a watch to a woman 

I ain't finishing this joke

Edited June 2, 2020 by boubabi

[Doomsday 4,198]

Did you hear about the Irishman that burned his lips?

 

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He was trying to blow a car.

 

[FrostBeard 2,076]

When does a joke become a “dad joke?”
 

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When it becomes apparent.

 

[mediocrepony 1,216]

Hear about the new restaurant named Karma? 

There's no menu, you get what you deserve.

 

Edited June 3, 2020 by GrittyIsKing09

[mediocrepony 1,216]

  On 6/2/2020 at 10:52 PM, FrostBeard said:

When does a joke become a “dad joke?”
 

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When it becomes apparent.

 

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Yesterday's winner was @FrostBeard with the joke above:

Congrats!

Edited June 3, 2020 by GrittyIsKing09

[mediocrepony 1,216]

I always give 100 percent.. which is why I lost my job as an exam grader.

[mediocrepony 1,216]

I entered ten puns in a pun contest hoping one would win...

But no pun in ten did!But no pun in ten did!

 

[eaglesfan036 4,634]

Beaviss is episcetarian (eats fish)

[Fire Tortorella 2,673]

New York receives:

S74 TOR 4th

S73 TOR 4th

Julius Freeman

 

Toronto receives:

Fredrik Elmebeck

 

Vancouver receives:

S74 NYA 2nd

S74 MAL 1st

Ryo Yamazuki II

[diamond_ace 3,117]

Since this is a little more light hearted of an area than the trade thread itself:

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen has accepted Vancouver's offer.

 

Gritty has accepted Vancouver's offer.

[Beaviss 4,967]

  On 6/3/2020 at 10:09 PM, diamond_ace said:

Since this is a little more light hearted of an area than the trade thread itself:

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen has accepted Vancouver's offer.

 

Gritty has accepted Vancouver's offer.

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Here is my joke

 

[diamond_ace 3,117]

  On 6/3/2020 at 10:12 PM, Beaviss said:

 

Here is my joke

 

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this is true, but we just got ligriv yesterday, and you just traded away freeman today - how long will this remain true?

still doesn't change the fact that you likely told these guys they'd be signing for a contender - i don't blame them for taking it, you've been good the past few seasons - and then you trade off a big part of the team for a 1st

[Beaviss 4,967]

  On 6/3/2020 at 10:15 PM, diamond_ace said:

this is true, but we just got ligriv yesterday, and you just traded away freeman today - how long will this remain true?

still doesn't change the fact that you likely told these guys they'd be signing for a contender - i don't blame them for taking it, you've been good the past few seasons - and then you trade off a big part of the team for a 1st

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We will still be a playoff team come playoffs and im not done shuffling yet. (hopefully)

[diamond_ace 3,117]

  On 6/3/2020 at 10:21 PM, Beaviss said:

 

We will still be a playoff team come playoffs and im not done shuffling yet. (hopefully)

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You're two points up on a team who just got better through the same trade in which you got worse. I hope for your sake the shuffling is good, right now I think you guys fall out, unless Toronto wakes up and realizes they're not a third place team. I just feel you sold these guys a bit of a bill of goods. Do as you will, but signing two guys with the promise of contention and then shipping off another guy for a 1st isn't a good look at the moment.

 though - we'll see what you do in fact have up your sleeve. This is the joke thread - not the place for the potentially serious discussion.

[Jubis 1,366]

 This should be called the @Banackock thread