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Every VHL teams famous fan part 1


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I woke up this morning thinking about my next media spot, thinking to myself that I could do something about my player but who would care about some random VHLM player? Well, maybe my GM, my teammates, my parents, my grand-parents, my dog, the president of the united state and even Chuck Norris. Though, I prefer to be rude and not give that so wanted article about my futur HOF player... I know, I know, you are all so disapointed but I have something that will make you forget it. I spent a few hours, lurking on celebrities twitter, facebook, intagram and onlyfans. I also placed bugs in their house (keep that secret), interviewed their friends and sent 450$ to some nigerian prince (I'm pretty sure that was a scam though) and here I come. I finally got it, every VHL teams biggest famous fan. Grab your popcorn and your beer its gonna be a fun ride!

 

1. Calgary Wranglers

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Steven Ogg

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Thats right, Calgary's biggest fan is also the actor who has been used to create Trevor in Grand Theft Auto 5. From what I have learned, Steven has a tattoo of the derp horse on his belly and he is very proud to show it. He also got kicked out of the games quite a few times for agressive behavior, thats quite surprising, he seems to be such a gentleman.

 

2. Chicago Phoenix

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Kanye West

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Sometimes when Kanye West is not busy being horny with Kim Kadarshian he likes to watch some hockey. His favorite team always been Chicago since he is a little kid. Some say that he once joined a local league to be draft eligible and tried to bribe Chicago's manager to get drafted but the result has been as bad has when he tried to be the president of USA.

 

3. DC Dragons

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Donald Trump

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Can't believe I saved a picture of that man on my pc for that media spot... Anyway, for the D.C. Dragons, their biggest fan is none other than the former USA president Donald Trump. For almost forever we have been seeing his posts on twitter about the VHL and its always only positive if its the dragons, he has been trash talking every other teams especially Moscow for some reasons.

 

4. HC Davos Dynamo

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Roger Federer

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Roger is not only a good tennis player but he also secretly loves hockey and he will always cheer on the Dynamos like any guy proud of his country.

 

5. Helsinki Titans

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Teemu Selänne

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An NHL hall of famer as Helsinki's biggest fan? Yep! Selanne biggest regret of his career is that he never played in the VHL. When we interviewed him he said ''I had a great career, being among the best in the NHL history is surely an honor but the guys in the VHL seems to have so much fun, sometimes I regret my choice.''

 

6. London United

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Emilia Clarke

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The mother of dragons watch hockeys? Why is she not cheering for the dragons?? Well, the truth is that she got tired of being linked to every dragon stuff and decided to cheer for the team from her home city.

 

7. Los Angeles Stars

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Snoop Dogg

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For Los Angeles biggest fan, who else than the LA legend Snoop Dogg? Snoop Dogg's passion for sports is not unknown and everybody knows he always cheers for Los Angeles in any sport and any league. He even considered becoming an announcer for the stars next season but the league declined him for some drug related stuff...

 

8. Malmo Nighthawks

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Pewdiepie

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Malmo's biggest fan is the youtube legend Pewdiepie. Sometimes between two games of happy wheels, pewdiepie likes to watch hockey, you don't see it in his vids because he cut these parts. His favorite team of the VHL is the only sweden team because he is a proud sweden guy.

 

 

Part 2 coming next week... (647 words)

 

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16 hours ago, domg5 said:

Can't believe I saved a picture of that man on my pc for that media spot

btw, you actually don't have to do that, just gotta copy the picture and paste it in the text box when posting

 

cool media spot idea tho!

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Review: I love this. Especially using celebrities with connections to the cities. I like the bold for the names, and I absolutely love Steve Ogg's tattoo of the derp horse on his belly. My only suggestion is to maybe make the images a little smaller.

9.5/10

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