thadthrasher 1,692 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 (edited) VHL.com is often doing stories from around the league. These come about through our own investigations, but most of the time we are informed of what is going on by players, staff, and managers. Well, as S75 is close to ending and the move to playoff hockey begins there are some who are looking forward to the S75 WJC. With that, many eager and young players and staff have sought after the honor of being named a General Manager of their respective Nation. The hope for them is that this will give them some experience in managing a team, so that when they grow old, tired, and broken they can still do something with their lives. Here is the job posting. We've received an interesting email this morning from the WJC council who selects the General Managers. Apparently, Las Vegas Aces' ( @Spartan@JigglyGumballs) goaltender Thadius Sales has shown some interest in this position. He hasn't been around the league for very long, and has literally no experience in managing, but he seems to really want the position. While most players typically reach out with a letter, email, or phone call, Sales decided to send in a video. It seems as though he recorded this on a 1980's model camcorder, and he actually sent the council a VHS tape. The council then digitized it and attached it in their email. Some on the council can be quoted as saying, "This is the greatest piece of work I have ever seen." "It looks like an audition tape for a dating show." "I couldn't tell if he was applying for a position or trying to convince me to take him out on a date." "I haven't been able to sleep for days. Every time I fall asleep I find myself being assaulted by nightmares, all of which surround this creepy basement video." Frank, I've told you before that you can't use negative quotes like this. I'm writing this in red, and even crossed it out so that you know to delete it before you publish it. Seriously, don't include this quote. -Bill Of course, we can't let our word or the word of others speak for how amazing this thing truly is. Please, watch below. Edited December 19, 2020 by thadthrasher Garsh, dlamb, fromtheinside and 9 others 7 1 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diacope 1,696 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 If you don't pick me, I'll cry hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thadthrasher 1,692 Posted December 19, 2020 Author Share Posted December 19, 2020 (edited) 33 minutes ago, ZP16 said: If you don't pick me, I'll cry Edited December 19, 2020 by thadthrasher diacope 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dil 1,756 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 Dude this is gold also hairline go brrrrrrrrrrr i love you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thadthrasher 1,692 Posted December 19, 2020 Author Share Posted December 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dil said: Dude this is gold also hairline go brrrrrrrrrrr i love you With a hairline like mine you also can be 27 and be confused for 40! What a deal! Dil 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOM 8,661 Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 I know you are a lovely guy, but that still scares the shit out of me. thadthrasher 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peace 1,518 Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 7 hours ago, thadthrasher said: With a hairline like mine you also can be 27 and be confused for 40! What a deal! This is why I’ve embraced the buzz cut. Chop it all off and make it seem like you made the choice in the first place! fromtheinside and thadthrasher 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jubis 1,341 Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 That was seriously amazing thadthrasher 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice 641 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 This is the most cursed thing I think I've ever seen in my life... 10/10 would recommend for GM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thadthrasher 1,692 Posted December 21, 2020 Author Share Posted December 21, 2020 On a scale of 1 - 10 how bad have your nightmares been after watching such a cursed video? @Juice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocrepony 1,216 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 Do BeTtEr SLAP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomsday 4,120 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 I was so inspired by his motivational tactics that I ran through a brick wall. By ran through a brick wall, I mean, I ran into a brick wall. The wall won. No instructional or motivational techniques will enable you to run through a brick wall. You should still hire this man to be the GM of Team USA though. thadthrasher 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice 641 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 1 hour ago, thadthrasher said: On a scale of 1 - 10 how bad have your nightmares been after watching such a cursed video? @Juice I haven't slept yet because of the video... but I see you in the corner of my vision now thadthrasher 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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