Ahma

i see what you did there

listen to this man, blues. solid idea IMO

1. The end of our season was an unceremonious one, but do you have any final reflections? Not really, it was quote the deflating end. 2. What do you wish to achieve in S99? Win. The. Cup. 3. Out of the remaining teams, who is your pick to win the Continental Cup? None of them. They all suck for a few reasons. 4. Do you believe offseasons should be shorter? Or is it already the perfect amount of time between each season? They might be boring, but I think the current length is fine 5. What is your favorite defunct VHL, VHLM, or VHLE franchise? Cologne Express. The logo is perfection. 6. Which series in the Stanley Cup Playoffs do you think has been most entertaining thus far? Most entertaining? Probably WIN/STL or LA/EDM 7. What was the last movie you saw in theaters? uhhh, Dune Part Two? Yeah probably 8. 2025 seems to be a stellar year for video games! Do you already have a favorite game that’s been released this year? If so, what is it? OBLIVION HYYYYPPEEEEEEEEEE OOOMMGGG @FrostBeardagrees!

1. We face Moscow once again! Predictions for series length? If you’re answering after the series is over, did we advance? Game 7, clock it. We obviously beat them, the big bad Moscow. 2. Who do you believe the NA champion will be? I think Toronto is the favorite. But my vibes call for a deep Calgary run. 3. How would you rate your player’s individual performance in the wildcard round against London? 4/10. Taavetti basically did nothing lol 4. In your opinion, what makes a good player name? Simple, yet effective, stands out. A good meme name is a good meme name. 5. What is your favorite point task to do in the VHL? Podcast, whenever I get around to making one with Frosty 6. As our playoffs currently line up with the Stanley Cup playoffs, who is your favorite to win the Stanley Cup this year? oohhhh man thats a tough call. Winnipeg or Colorado from the West, Florida or Tampa from East. One of those four. 7. In a Game 7 shootout situation, which active VHL starting goalie would you want in net for you? Gotta go with my boy and our own keeper AKK! @Snussu 8. What is the most fun, obscure fact you know?

is it supposed to look like that? narrow view, scrollable.

fun fact: I was inactive the season Valmount broke the record. Imagine had I been active!

1. We’re at the final stretch of the regular season! How do you feel about Davos’ performance over the course of S98? been a bit of a up and down season. disappointed if we finish only 4th in EU 2. How many players do you think the S100 class will end with? I dont know how large draft classes usually are, but lets say a record amount or close to. 3. How is your team performing in VHFL and/or Super Coach if you participated? I havent checked at all, so it will be a surprise to me how I do! lol 4. Does your player shoot left or right-handed? If you’re a goalie, what is their glove side? leftie, unlike his big bro David Jokinen, who shot right. 5. Do you have any name ideas for your next player yet? you already know the surname! haha 6. Did your favorite NHL team clinch a playoff spot? GO HABS GO!!!!!!! DEMIDOV TODAY!!!!!!!! ole ole ole! 7. What do you believe is the most physically demanding and difficult sport to play? hockeys gotta be up there. rubgy more physical but i feel like hockey is more difficult. 8. Any movies you’re looking forward to seeing this year? too many to mention here! one battle after another, the wager, the phoenician scheme...

diego is too old to show up there

JARDY IS BACK!? Someone pinch me, I must be dreaming!!!! Welcome back boss!!

Also Taavetti is my fifth Jokinen! Diego, Fernando, Alvaro, David and now Taavetti

Nicely done!

am i the recruitment GOAT or what? bringing back gorlab should be worth 10000 tpe!

THE KING IS BACK! REJOICE! FOR HE WILL BRING ENGLIGHTENMENT! @gorlab welcome back brother! missed ya!

im gonna miss you too bro

El Victator, spoken with a spanish accent

holy shit im PAID!

wtf damn hes back

beav!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thank you king @jRuutu

@Alex draft this man! with a name like that, instant winner! great name and welcome!

1. There has been some debate over theme week these past few days. Do you believe anything about it should be changed? I think it's fine, aside from usually having a bit lame themes it's okay IMO 2. Who is your favorite all-time VHL “tough guy?” cant say I have one 3. We are about 20 games away from the end of the regular season and the battle between the top 4 in the EU is close. How would you rate Davos’ chances to sit at the top? 100% because we're gonna fricking LOCK IN! 4. Personally, one of the biggest reasons for my love for the VHL is its strong community. Are there any members you’ve become good friends with or look up to in your time in the league? Theres too many to mention! 5. If you could only dump all your TPE into one attribute, what would it be? Defense or PC. 6. The S100 recreates are pouring in! Do any player names stick out to you yet? Not really no. Keyser Soze is a great character and The Usual Suspects is an excellent movie. 7. Where was the last place you traveled to? uuhh Sweden on a cruise trip? 8. Since Alex Ovechkin just broke Wayne Gretzky’s all-time goal-scoring record, let’s start a debate: Ovechkin or Crosby? Sidney Crosby. No competition.

okay guys lets not give Victor any new ideas... remember what happened last time? The E was born.

1. Happy Theme Week! Thoughts on the theme: tough guys? hahaha im sure this guy @Thunder Bollos likes to think he's tough!! 2. What kind of prank would your player pull on April Fool’s Day? I doubt Taavetti would pull any pranks. 3. What stick tape color does your player use? White, with puck marks. Tried and true. 4. Is there any NHLer in particular you’re modeling your player after in terms of playstyle? Hmmm, not really. Maybe Jaccob Slavin. But worse lol 5. The VHL turns 18 this summer! What season did you join the league in? S42? or 43. I don't remember 6. Who do you predict will win the Victory Cup now that we are halfway through the regular season? Toronto or Moscow. 7. Do you have a lucky number? If so, what is it? nope 8. What is your favorite movie of all time? No Country For Old Men and Sicario are the two standouts. But there's too many great movies to choose from

1. As we are still off to a strong start, what is the key to Davos’ success in S98? Line chemistry! Our second line is sooo good 2. Which team do you predict will be our biggest rival this season? Moscow for sure 3. Yesterday, we were almost graced by a goalie fight between Jeremy Swayman and Darcy Kuemper— should there be goalie fights implemented in the VHL? Not really, no. They are rare enough IRL so I don't see why bother with VHL. 4. How do you think the league should further incentivize activity and content production from users? Honestly? I don't know. No idea. 5. When scouting prospects, especially first-gens, what is the most important attribute to look for? 6. If your player was an animal, what would they be? DAVID! animal lol maybe a wolverine after my VHL screen name. More likely though, like a golden retriever dog 7. How is your favorite NHL team doing now that we’re close to the final stretch of the regular season? Love how the Habs are battling for the wildcard! 8. Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, or Tekken? Never was a big fighting game guy, so neither.

1. I’m currently reporting to everyone from Las Vegas, Nevada, where I’ll be vacationing until tomorrow! This begs the question, out of all VHL/M cities, which one would you most like to visit IRL? Davos! One day I will, I made a swear years ago that I would visit Davos. 2. We’re off to a rocketing 9-0-1 start as of Monday, March 17th! Did this dominance come as a pleasant surprise? Yes! I didn't expect us to start the season THIS hot. I lovely 8 game winning streak, unbeaten to start. Hot! 3. Between the NA and EU, which conference do you expect to be stronger this season? 4. What is your favorite active player name in the VHL currently, if you have one? If you listen to the Ahmacast, you can probably guess it. Aleksanteri Kaskiniemi-Kekkonen. Love saying that name. @Snussu 5. Have any of your players ever scored a Gordie Howe hat trick? I have no idea. 6. What do you think the Utah Hockey Club’s mascot will be? Rename the team to Utah Outlaws and make the mascot some cowboy or something more unique, idk. Outlaws though, best name and branding potential. 7. As it is St. Patrick’s Day, are you wearing green? If you are answering after Monday, did you wear green that day? I literally couldn't care anyless about some random US holiday LOL 8. What is your favorite type of dessert? Cheesecake? idk.