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Holy shit how many times are we goig to lose to Oslo?

Man, I just can't get it going!

2 please

Slow day for ol' Denning.

Dafuq, where did you come from Longrod!?

Sloppy game

Brock Dragonslayer, a promising young player from from Season 53, has seemingly returned! His puzzling reemergence has the VHLM staff stumped, they know he can't legally play, but they don't know what they can do about it. For the first three games of the season, the refs just let him play, and you can bet the Yukon Rush didn't mind. Through the first three games Brock amassed 5 goals and 3 assists for a total of 8 points, to go along with a staggering 31 shots on goal. The league has filed a court injunction, holding Dragonslayer to the rules and barring him from playing, and even the Yukon Rush management have asked him not to return for their next game. We'll find out soon if this will be enough to keep him off the ice. In the meantime, one has to wonder what other retired players, who have to much experience for the minors are thinking? I'm guessing the steps the league has taken will be enough and we won't see anymore of Brock, but you have to wonder why the refs let him on the ice at all.

That's what I'm talking about!

Not only is Dragonslayer retired, he is at 330 TPE and inelligable for the VHLM.

Claim 2

Too bad shots on goal isn't in the achievment trackera

Nice to beat the defending chapms for the first win of the season! 17 shots in two games for Denning!

Big game from Fook. Not the result I wanted from the opener, but I'll take the 2 goals and 8 shots. On to the next one.

Great draft recap! Good use of variety, especially in the opening sentences, on the player summaries. That makes for an easy read and gives it a professional tone. The .gifs are gravy on top +1 Edit: I'm glad the VHLM is getting a lot of love in the media spots!

I really appreciate the work you do on these! Good snapshot of the upcoming season and +1 for the pun. Can we count on a few of these throughout the season?