Kesler

2:03 of 1st period - James Faraday is hit by Phil Villeneuve and loses puck. 
 
JAMES FADEAWAY
 
17:15 of 1st period - Davey Jones is hit by Phil Villeneuve and loses puck. 
 
DAVEY MOANS

S39 VHLM Dispersal Draft
 
Round 1
1.   OTTAWA LYNX (from Bratislava): Aksel Thomassen
2.   OTTAWA LYNX (from Minot): Thomas O'Malley
3.   OTTAWA LYNX (from Oslo): James Faraday
4.   SASKATOON WILD: Mason Richardson
5.    SASKATOON WILD (from Bern): Gunnar Skovsgard
6.   OTTAWA LYNX (from Brampton): Jerrick Poole
7.  OTTAWA LYNX: Soren Douffet
8.  MOSCOW RED WOLVES: Tyler Cote
9.   TURKU OUTLAWS: Lukas Nykvist
10.   BERN ROYALS (from Saskatoon via Yukon): Devin Sundberg

Round 2
11.   BRATISLAVA WATCHMEN: King Czar III
12.   SASKATOON WILD (from Minot): Kurtis Hunter
13.   TURKU OUTLAWS (from Oslo): Ikier Manushez
14.   BERN ROYALS (from Saskatoon): Sam Keeler
15.   SASKATOON WILD (from Bern): Gunzerker Salvador
16.   OSLO STORM (from Brampton): Lloyd Light
17.   SASKATOON WILD (from Ottawa): Rami Jakobssen
18.   OSLO STORM (from Moscow): Christoph Klose
19.   BRATISLAVA WATCHMEN (from Turku): Superbman
20.   SASKATOON WILD (from Yukon): Joshua Rubin

Round 3
21.   BRATISLAVA WATCHMEN: Sepp Reiter
22.   MINOT GLADIATORS: Marcus Hurley
23.   OSLO STORM: Vladamir Komorov
24.   SASKATOON WILD: Kayl Kuzie
25.   BERN ROYALS: Jody 3 Moons
26.    TURKU OUTLAWS (from Brampton): Da'Brickashaw O'Neal Jr.
27.   BRATISLAVA WATCHMEN (from Ottawa): Wesley Matthews
28.   SASKATOON WILD (from Moscow): Bo Reinhart
29.   SASKATOON WILD (from Turku): Jarome Iginla
30.   SASKATOON WILD (from Yukon): Boris Belov
 
Round 4
31.   BRATISLAVA WATCHMEN: Leo Dalton
32.   MINOT GLADIATORS: Edgar Balthazar
33.   OSLO STORM: John Heffley
34.   SASKATOON WILD: Cody Nichushkin
35.   BERN ROYALS: Jarome Ritchie
36.   BRAMPTON BLADES: Taro Tsujimoto
37.   OTTAWA LYNX: Mike Jones
38.   MOSCOW RED WOLVES: PASS
39.   TURKU OUTLAWS: Heinrich Backenbauer
40.  YUKON RUSH: Phillip McCracken
 
Round 5
41.    BRATISLAVA WATCHMEN: Matt Gilbert
42.    MINOT GLADIATORS: PASS
43.    OSLO STORM: Aleksander Petrov
44.    SASKATOON WILD:  Benoit Dusablon
45.    BERN ROYALS: PASS
46.    BRAMPTON BLADES: PASS
47.    OTTAWA LYNX: PASS
48.    MOSCOW RED WOLVES: PASS
49.    TURKU OUTLAWS: PASS
50.   YUKON RUSH: PASS
 
 
Draftees
 
Centers (10) Aksel Thomassen, 122 TPE aNdOr DrAkOn, 0 TPE Devin Sundberg, 120 TPE John Heffley, 0 TPE Kayl Kuzie, 34 TPE Leo Dalton, 21 TPE Lukas Nykvist, 94 TPE Jody 3 Moons, 28 TPE Thomas O'Malley, 151 TPE Tyler Cote, 134 TPE   Left Wings (9) James Faraday, 137 TPE Bo Reinhart, 0 TPE Chris MacAuley, 0 TPE Christoph Klose, 52 TPE Da'Brickashaw O'Neal Jr., 29 TPE Marcus Hurley, 36 TPE Phillip McCracken, 0 TPE Rami Jakobssen, 49 TPE Superbman, 42 TPE   Right Wings (11) Heinrich Backenbauer, 0 TPE Jarome Iginla, 18 TPE Matt Gilbert, 0 TPE Sam Keeler, 96 TPE Boris Belov, 16 TPE Cody Nichushkin, 0 TPE Edgar Balthazar, 5 TPE Jarome Ritchie, 1 TPE Aleksander Petrov, 0 TPE Kurtis Hunter, 60 TPE Sepp Reiter, 0 TPE   Defensemen (9) Lloyd Light, 45 TPE Gunzerker Salvador, 93 TPE Jerrick Poole, 79 TPE Joshua Rubin, 64 TPE Mason Richardson, 134 TPE Mike Jones, 0 TPE Vladamir Komorov, 0 TPE King Czar III, 0 TPE Wesley Matthews, 0 TPE     Goalies (3) Ikier Manushez, 53 TPE Gunnar Skovsgard, 72 TPE Soren Douffet, 23 TPE

Helstinky

Love apple sauce.

I thought this turned out pretty nice. Let me know what y’all think! Make sure to click and see the full size
 
 

Yup, thats fucking rigged.

I accept, decided to compete this season.

Lol wine glass podcasts and sketchy Vancouver, fuck yeah great start.

C- Young
A- Sound
A- Stokes
 
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Well we do have the simmers so we can update ourselves for riggery

HAHAHA.

This team is perfect actually.  I officially and formally apply to return to GMing in the VHLM capacity. 
 
Credentials: 
- GM of Minot Gladiators S16-S19
- GM of Calgary Wranglers S20-S23
- S19 Founder's Cup Champion
- S19 Ken Holland Trophy Winner
- S23 Continental Cup Champion
- S23 Sam Pollack (David Knight) Trophy Winner
- VHL Commissioner, S20-present
 
I've been mildly interested in returning to GMing, and should be more involved with the VHLM, and this ought to help with both.  If I see a member(s) who I like for the job better, I'll withdraw and give him/her/them my recommendation.

Sorry about the sweep guys, it sucks how we had such a great regular season and didnt really get going in the playoffs. The guys that are going to be sent back down are more than likely going to be traded to either a team of your choice or a competing team. The rest of the guys good luck in your careers and in the draft, you guys have all been great in the locker room

If you want to know exactly what your stats do to impact your player's decision making formula, go here!
 
Players Rating

Checking - The higher the stat, more hit he'll give. 
Skating - The higher the stat, less chance to get successfully hit. Part of decision making formula*. 
Strength - The higher the stat, less chance to get successfully hit. Limited effect on faceoff. (Affect by Coach)
Puck Handling - The higher the stat, less chance to get successfully hit / less chance to lost control of puck / better chance in shot block or shot deflection. Part of decision making formula*. 
Face Offs - The higher the stat, the more faceoff he'll win.
Passing - The higher the stat, better chance to have a successful pass. Part of decision making formula*. 
Scoring - The higher the stat, better chance to score by normal shot or deflection. Part of decision making formula*. 
Defense - The higher the stat, better he'll play in defense / he'll block more shot / he'll retrieved more free puck. Part of decision making formula*. 
Weight & Height - The heavier and bigger the players are, the more hit he'll give.

* When a player has the puck, he needs to make a decision of what to do with it. There are 3 results possible: skate, pass or shot. It doesn’t matter if the player skills are at 50 or 99 for this formula. The player’s skills are compared between each other’s for this formula. 

The decision is based on 5 skills:
Skating (Primary) and Puck Handling (Limited affect) are uses to decide if the players skate. Passing (Primary) and Defense (Limited affect) are uses to decide if the players pass. Scoring (Primary) is uses to decide if the player shot. So, a players with 99 in the 5 skills has the same % of chance to shot to the net that a player who has 50 in the 5 skills.

Goalies Ratings

Skating - The higher the stat, better chance to stop a shot. (Secondary)
Size - The higher the stat, better chance to stop a shot. (Secondary)
Agility - The higher the stat, better chance to stop a shot. (Secondary)
Rebound Control - The higher the stat, less chance for a rebound
Style Control - The higher the stat, better chance to stop a shot. (Primary)
Hand Speed - The higher the stat, better chance to stop a shot. (Primary)
Reaction Time - The higher the stat, better chance to stop a shot. (Primary)
Weight & Height - No Impact. The rating Size is use instead.

dis fool prbly in class liek

I # all the time. #ShippedYouOff 

Leave Kesler alone or Weekes updates over 350 and spends his season in LA.

KESLER <3

GTFO.

Nice medal, I didn't know they let college students into the Special Olympics

Yeah and me Jericho are like best buds....

Kesler>Carlzner

Kesler-epiccumshot-Metis. I expect something more COD next time.

Your name is gorlab.

yea, i hardly see your point there Captain Obvious.