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Gino’s VHL Beginnings by Pennypenny Gino is a man who went into the VHL with one thing in mind, to clap bombs and fuck moms. The issue is that the beginning of his VHL career has started with him being in his mandatory VHLM stint. This stint hasn’t been the best to start off, only getting 2 goals and an assist in his first 11 games. Regardless of these light amounts of points, Gino has been fucking moms on the side all week. “Yeah, I haven’t been doing as well as I could’ve. I was shitting all over players back in the NBA… Rest in peace Kobe… But the fact of the matter is, that I am resting for the real times. The real place to be, which is when I am drafted 1st overall in the VHL. Gino is the greatest winger of all time, and he only speaks in third person. That is what makes him so great. Speaking of great, can we talk about how Houston is going to win the Victory Cup this year led by Gino? This will show Gino’s leadership early on and prove to the VHL why he is deserving of the 1st overall pick that will be brought in by Seattle. Gino likes Seattle, as he did his first dentistry work over by there before moving to Cleveland, OH. He knows what he must do to make it through to the VHL and make a real footprint on it all. In the end, it doesn’t really matter right now, since Gino is currently in his 2nd season before the VHL draft. He has some time to grow, and really show what he’s all about. But for now, at this current time in the year – he has shown that he’s just a tremendous leader in the locker room. Gino knows how to win. And that’s what he’ll do.

Transaction ID : 66L59148VH3886043 Doubles (Feb 23 ending) Doubles (march 8th ending) 5 TPE (claimed) 1M (claimed)

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Player Information Username: pennypenny Player Name: Gino DiGiannantonio Recruited From: Other (its like my third week here bro) Age: 20 Position: RW Height: 71 in. Weight: 190 lbs. Birthplace: United States of America Player Page @VHLM GM

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Gino, The Man, The Myth, The Legend: written by Pennypenny Gino DiGiannantonio, a man of pure unadulterated strength – a man with the nicest set of hair that anyone has ever seen in this stratosphere. This man is the man who is coming into the VHL with a vengeance. After all of the hate comments and unwanted friend requests on Facebook, Gino finally had enough with showing that he was just some man with funny hair and a degree in Dentistry; Gino wanted to prove the world how physical he really was. (Gino’s first year in the NBA accompanied by his wife) Gino had been a phenomenal baller over the years, becoming an unsigned free agent in the NBA for the Los Angeles Lakers from 2011-2015, this was before he ultimately pursued into a cosmetic dentistry career. Gino had a 3PT% of 39% and was challenging even Stephen Curry to out of the arena fights that caused even his own teammates to respect the man for who he was. (Gino’s memoriam to Kobe Bryant, photographed in 2013 when they took this wonderful photo together) Gino DiGiannantonio had been debating whether staying in the NBA was worth it though, as he struggled internally with the situation of whether he should continue his dentistry career. His ultimate decision led to the events that are presented today. His retirement match against the Minnesota Timberwolves saw him start off tremendously, scoring 20 points in the first quarter, along with 3 blocks, 2 steals, and 2 fouls. Gino was going off into the sunset, but unfortunately the second quarter spelled imminent disaster for the Cleveland native. LeBron James popped out from the crowd and started whaling on poor Gino. “This is what the fuck you get for never signing with your hometown you fuck!” Gino was beaten within an inch of his life by LeBron and caused a massive controversy in the NBA for the savage attack that happened during the NBA’s line of work. Adam Silver was on record saying “These are the best ratings we’ve ever had! Maybe we should let these fucks beat on each other more.” This was the end of Gino’s career as a LA Laker and resulted in a more somber sendoff as he was brought back into the locker room. A man who was scoring at a pace of 80 points for the night was now shut down. “I can’t believe it. He fucking boomed me. He’s so good, he’s so good, he’s so good” Gino had murmured to himself furiously as he watched the game from the 20-inch monitor in the locker room. It was later found out that despite no physical injuries – Gino had suffered the worst injury of all in sports. Gino had lost his confidence, and his groove. This wasn’t supposed to be a retirement match – this was just the end of the season; but now this was the end of Gino’s NBA career. A truly remarkable man, and a truly remarkable half decade run now came to a bitter and sorrowed end. The rehab of constant positive reinforcement was now in effect, creating an even stronger man that no one would have ever saw coming… This was the beginning of Gino’s redemption to becoming the greatest physical athlete the world had ever seen. Continue reading Gino’s redemption story next week when you subscribe to Pennypenny’s News Network! Where there’s news, there’s his two cents! Only $3.99 a month! Subscribe now for a special $1 for 6 months promo!

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mee6 is a merk and so is that dumb terrence fong stinkee idiots.

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sonnet should definitely not be a bog. once again, the vhl disappoints with their shitty hierarchy. sorry for bad england.

Fuck @boubabi I hope he stays in his purgatory of hell where he belongs.

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