ColeMrtz

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CK - Cinnamon Block/Danny DeYeeto/Anthony Amberback/Kenji Hachimura - 70 Only 2 of these players appear on the top 10, and neither sit in the number 1 spot. There's some shenanigans going on here. FG - Yeet Dabberson - 77 No fights, an absolute scam, I am left disappointed. DI - Duncan Jeffers - 56 Only 4 PIM, not the best in the league but respectable. SK - Jerry Wang/Benny Graves - 80 Both top 5 in points, Wang on top of the league, very good. ST - Cinnamon Block/Ricky Johnson - 70 Clearly not strong enough to make good decisions as Block is THIRD IN PENALTY MINUTES. Emotionally weak 0/10 PH - Aamon Grim - 76 Not doing much as he's invisible on the leaderboards, too busy using puck handling to handle his balls on the bench apparently. FO - Chad Gilbert - 71 Best FO% positionally, very good PA - Finnegan MacBurn/Emil Passerelli/Bud Knight - 80 Not even top 10 in assists, no passing, 1 star on yelp SC - Benny Graves/Blacker Velvet/Ryo Yamazuki II/Emil Passerelli - 80 2/4 made top 10 for goals, okay I guess. Needs improvement DF - Khalabib Stiopic/George Washington/Ryo Yamazuki II/Aamon Grim/Finnegan MacBurn/Brock Louth/Benson Kramer/Jacob Perry - 80 Defense is important kids PS - Jeff Tates/Joakim Sakic/Jerry Wang/Sade Taika - 45 Tates is the only player to have taken any and he's 50%, soft, trash, not good LD - BALLS McZherl - 55 FUTURE FUCKIN CAPTAIN RIGHT HERE BOYS WOOOOOOOOOOO LOOK AT THAT LEADERSHIP THATS THE VETERAN LOCKERROOM PRESENCE I WANT ON MY TEAM This article is bs I was going to take it seriously and then it took too long to get the attributes so I gave up gimme TPEs 285 words

also if you're going to write a flame article you could at least get the teams right

This may be the HOTTEST fucking take of all time

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I've been interested in the GM scene for a while so I'd like to apply to this position to get my feet wet.

Hatty #2 on the season boys let’s go

1. Not necessarily, we knew we lacked the depth other teams had so we’d struggle out the gate, but it’s also only been 4 games and we came out of it with a couple points so we just have to work some more and push our program to the next level. 2. I mean the seasons already started, but it’ll be interesting to see what pieces we tack on to our program to flesh it out more, I know another center to back up Kidd definitely wouldn’t hurt. 3. Not yet, I’m sure we’ll see some clear standouts soon but at the moment everyone is in a similar position. 4. Maybe a defenseman, that’s the only position I haven’t created a player for and it’s the one I play IRL so that would be a fun build. 5. That’s tough, I think at the moment I’d go with Good Kid, as all of their songs I’ve really enjoyed, Atlas in particular. 6. Let beavs get a tat.

D - Lance Flowers @Jubo07

It’s been 13 hours, @Sullvino skipped ill take F - Randoms @Jtv123

Set scoring to 99 for everybody I guess goddamn

G - Rayz Funk @Sullvino x2

o/ I’ll do it

D - Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @Jtv123

@Jubo07

If anyone is interested I think it'd be fun to run an XCOM campaign using VHL members as soldiers, everyone get's a custom recruit and I'd stream the campaign to see who I accidentally get killed. Whoever want's to be added just respond to the thread and I'll do the character creation stream in a couple days.

then F - Kastellic

D - Kastellic @Sullvino

Claiming first gen doubles

Imagine shitting on a newer player to boost your own ego

F - Matt Thompson @Jtv123

? In

Hell ye

1. I didn't know what to expect, but an early second rounder is hard to complain about. 2. It wasn't that surprising but I also didn't know where I should expect to go. 3. Halifax is usually a safe bet but they didn't pick until after I was off the board, LVA also expressed interest but I didn't exactly want to go there (no hard feelings it's for old memes). 4. We got some key pieces to build up our team, however we are still lacking in the offensive department. 5. Be at least a PPG player. 6. Toronto, DC, Prauge, Davos, Helsinki, Seattle, Malmo, NY, Vancouver, Quebec, Riga, fuck if I know. can't claim but let me get on this