ColeMrtz

Why am I getting called over to games where two teams that don’t matter are playing?

Cole Mertz Available cash: 1.5 Mil The First Generation: - .5 Mil Remaining cash: 1 Mil

Oh that’s cute, how long have you two been together? Knew you couldn’t take me on your own eh?

Hey don’t call me a bust, we out here grinding TPE

Did someone want to talk shit?

Hey boys, been a minute. I was kind of a hypocrite for getting on people for disappearing with no communication but life gets in the way sometimes. I’ve had a lot to sort out in a short period of time and how my imaginary goaltender was performing wasn’t exactly my top priority. I want to apologize to everyone on the magazine because you guys are great and put in a lot of work on that, but I can’t put the time commitment to it anymore. I’ll try to come back to the league though, I just needed to drop this for a while. I lost and uncle, almost lost a brother, so as you could imagine I wanted things sorted before I came back. Once again I apologize to everyone I ended up screwing over by vanishing but I’m back for now. This league was honestly really fun and it sucked to have to leave it especially knowing how great a lot of you guys are but I promise I’ll be around here for a while now. Also I don’t remember the word count for VHL.com articles so this is like 200 words if it’s supposed to be 250 then rip. #bringbackthepeppervmertzbeef

And then there’s me who was never on the rush

That’s what I get for going for a young team

“Although his player does have plenty of time on his hands only playing half of his teams games” brutal

Clean sweep

Watch out everyone else, we’ve got shooters out here

Maybe I’m just an idiot but doesn’t this aspect of randomness kind of lend to some realism? If the team with the best guys won every time the sim wouldn’t be that exciting, but if the underdogs get lucky here or there it certainly makes things more interesting. I mean it doesn’t happen often but every once in a while the WC makes the finals in real life too.

That’s a rough way to kick off your series damn, I came in here looking for a split contest

That penalty was so early in the season too I remember that

I was going to say something about the sweep comment @Sonnet but I’m more pissed that I only have 2 penalty minutes

Heard you been talkin shit boy

Someone remind me to listen to this when I get off work

Veteran leadership

Maybe if I comment here people will think we simmed

Shawinganen isn’t eligible anymore @Tagger, past 200 TPE

Guess I've been slackin

How did Pepper earn so much TPE so quickly holy hell I've been capping and everything

Cole Mertz Goaltender