Banackock

Edition #1: We need an introduction Hello. It is me you're looking for. No, no. That's not incorrect. You are looking for me. I am me. Now listen because I am me who you are looking for. The VSN has been a hurting little pup for the last few months. I'm not going to beat around that dead bush. It took a little bit of TLC and zaps to the old ticker to get the chest components bumping again for the Victory Sports News. We heard the cries for help from the staff of the VSN who would cry out in their sleep, "Oh my sweet heavens, no. Shawn did not just put out new content", only to wake up and find it was nothing but a silly, heart-wrenching dream. The same one you've been having for weeks now. Long pause. Long sigh. We also heard the cry from the general public when they were saying that they wanted @ShawnGlade head on a platter. "Fire that dudes ass if he's active enough to even have an ass", one reader was quoted as saying (This may or may not have been @DilIsPickle Do not quote me). Or, what about Timmy Johnson from Kentucky who was caught drinking beers in Shawn's garage during this last seasons VHL Draft - the one Shawn was missing for and forgot to send in a list. The league handed him a $20,000 fine which he paid for in monopoly currency. New commissioner @Beaviss orchestrated the deal and feels as though it largely weighs out on the commissioners’ side of things for who got the better deal. The VSN is back and we're healthier than ever. I was fortunate enough to be part of the rebirthing process of the VSN and let me tell you, she's been a swell ride. The staff are hard at work, pumping out some nice quality stuff. The discussion is big and we're really seeing a lot from each member within the locker room. @FrostBeard has been dunking hard in the locker room and has been the captain of the ship. "I am the captain now", Frostbeard was heard mumbling under his breast. No, that wasn't a type-o. That's just how Frostyboy rolls for the VSN staff. As I look to take a limited, back-seat role/ride on the amazing beast, now tamed and known as the VSN, I still wish to be a contributing member on pumping out some things that will hopefully get the members involved and chattering amongst one another. When joining the VSN, it was always my goal to see it quickly take off, in the right direction, and do good things for the league. Everything like this can be a way to make it a better place for any and all members. It's a good thing about these leagues. There's almost always something for somebody. That's exactly what "Campbell's Corner" is going to be all about. Of course, the name is a play on with the late and great Coaches Corner led by the man everyone knows as Don Cherry - the man of many suits and opinions. He did cross the line a lot of times but always brought entertainment, honesty and experience to his editions every Saturday night. Little kids were pumped to see him, old people always laughed whenever they saw his goofy, clever or fancy suits. Hockey dad's often confused him, Tom Petty and Jesus as the same people. We're going to bring similar to you. At this time, Campbell's corner is going to be all over the place. We're going to touch on the latest things happening around the league, doing quick sit-downs with members to get the latest and whatever else comes along to my brain when I sit down to pump out the quality garbage to melt your beautiful eyes. It's going to be shit. It's going to be magic. It's going to be all of the good and bad ways to describe things you can think of. It’s going to be all of the above. It's going to be a mystical ride that blows your mind and lowers your IQ all at once. Remember to always wear your seat belt while driving a vehicle and never use your cellular device either - no matter how mystical the ride might be. One text or call isn't worth your life. Also, winter tires always are worth the purchase. Do not talk yourself out of it you cheap little Magoo. Go to Canadian Tire, Dennis, and buy them tires now. Moving forward, you should be able to expect Campbell's Corner to pop-up every single week, coming out at some point on the weekend (depending on my schedule and what's potentially going on for the VHL that weekend etc). Monday actually makes sense if we're recapping weeks and all that jazz. Who the hell even knows? Maybe we'll be late. Maybe we'll even be early and do some off-scheduled blabs where I try to bring you the utmost efforts to entertain and inform those who waste their days reading my dirty filth for words. As the idea grows and it takes off, who knows what we'll have in store. For now, I'm going everywhere and planning for everything. Let's go with Monday for now though. Ya. With that being said, feel free to "AMA/Ask Me Anything" and there's a chance that it'll be answered in the future. If you have any topics you'd wish for me to speak on, also feel free to comment. Executive President of the VSN Bana Edited 4 hours ago by Banackock

Fuck it. Hulk hogan D @Renomitsu Team Bana F - Dan Willinsky F - Jet Jaguar F - John Frostbeard D - Ambrose Stark D - Hulk Hogan G - Rayz Funk @DMaximus

Seattle didn't

Rice pudding mmmm

@LefLop you too What are some things you like about the VHL?

Good stuff dad

I just tag on most games for the purpose of creating activity. Toronto won this game because they scored more goals. Plain and simple. More times the puck crossed the goal line for them when shooting the puck at the net.

Phantom's doing phantom things. DUN DUN

holy, this was a big sim. Looks like we're starting the season with cup hangover and the opposite of last, haha.

IN @Jubo07 WE THRUST. (Frickin bana saving HSK by not hiring Jubo in VHLM)

I'd chalk this one up to some lucky bounces and one goalie being better than the other. Good game, Vancouver

Riga pulls one out! DAMN!

toronto played a good game here, lads.

That's a good W.

Quick read for me here @Sebster03 . Good stuff Prague is playing strong so far this season

I am secretly cheering for you again @SlapshotDragon

Send winning teams cup rings.

Not too shabby. Obviously unsure of what you're doing for but I like to go with a smaller height. Don't listen to me though. I 10/10 have no skill or experience with graphic making haha

I'm not going to touch on this much. Only this one single post because no beef is needed. I'm not the only one who criticized you for your role with VSN. A lot have. I wasn't even the one who started it like you mention. I did take a pretty strong stance with it once I joined the battle to MAKE VSN GREAT AGAIN. To this day, I still think we could of got ADV banned. It's been months since people have complained about it. It wasn't getting better and neither was your presence. I still had been getting members from within VSN asking "Is Shawn going to do anything? He isn't around at all really". You brought me onboard. It came to the point people just tagged me or went to Frosty. I made changes that the staff members liked and that were needed to pump out content and to form better organization. I also brought in amazing people who have really done awesome things so far and really stepped up for VSN. They've pumped up some cool articles and done a lot of work behind the scenes that have actually shown us that VSN's potential can once again contribute good things to the league. Frosty has been excellent in doing 90% of yours and my work, with me helping much more than you the last some time. due to your busy scheduling. Everything done has been good. Everything done, hiring Frosty etc - made your life and role easier. Legit, I had staff of VSN messaging me stating "I wish he'd show up more". That's it. The ball was rolling in a good direction. It's not like things were done unanimously. We had shit posted either in PM's or on the VSN Discord ups or discussion on decisions... you just had to be there (they weren't minute long talks, they were over the course of days etc)... We were frustrated but understood you being busy. More times than not, it was me who was telling someone "He's busy, we got this. He'll come around. His head is there but he's obviously busy". You're a busy, dude. I don't know why you're upset over that fact or coming at me like this. You couldn't handle the role and people were getting upset or noticed that. Don't be mad at me because of that fact. I came on to help. It's much better now than where it was heading not too long ago thanks to many, many great people currently in the VSN. Please, no silly drama. The leagues had enough of it lately. Let's cause some good in this league for a change. The damn weather here is cold and snow has covered the ground. Have a good rest of your weekend, Shawna. @ShawnGlade

All these damn calls out and drama

Ambrose Stark - D @DMaximus Team Bana F - Dan Willinsky F - Jet Jaguar F - John Frostbeard D - Ambrose Stark D - G - Rayz Funk

Ty for not starting Thorvald this time