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Jesus, seen your sig. Thought for a second you retired your current player.

Brovy, realistically, when do you think you can win a cup? DT, do you think Davos will win a cup this year? Both of you, what celebrity would you fuck and why? Give me a top 3 celebrity list.

1. Best player in the league? 2. Who wins the cup this year? 3. If you went on a date with me, what would we do?

Next season prediction: FA fuck around, resigns with Davos unless major things happen to the roster.

yay

HOLIK!!

You saying there's something wrong with double D's?

I honestly cannot wait to have the opportunity to create a 2nd player. It allows for more activity for myself and the league, while also allowing us to have more options and creativity when it comes to controlling and developing our players. Obviously, I haven't given it much thought as I'm likely years and year away from getting a player, however, when the time comes I feel I'd be a suitable choice. Currently, my player Sven Wolf is a Center who is aiming to be a play maker. Throughout his career, that'll likely remain the same with his passing hitting 99 and his scoring hovering around the 88-94 mark cornerstone him as a legit Play Maker. By that time, we may need a goalie or possible replacement Center for myself one day (depends if we can play on one team or has to be on a different). IF It's different, may go as center or defense. Enjoy the boring shit. Needed words for TPE.

Thinking about going another season without a cup making you cringe budd? #DontKillTheStreak #BeNUMBER1

Streetlight, Sterling. Same shit, different pile. All the same toilet paper, different brands.

All thanks to a little silly bullshit I had with updating my player (bless @Kendrick and his beautiful soul), I find myself writing an additional article this week to simply earn that sweet goodness we're all addicted to. No @Draper, unfortunately, that sweet goodness isn't pussy and sorry @eaglesfan036, It isn't Pokemon. Gotta catch em all though, Am I right? I'm talking about that sweet, addicting TPE that gets all our dicks hard come update day. The thing that allows @Ghost Reaper's ego to grow 3 sizes bigger on Sundays and keeps @Higgins up late at night writing in his diary. Higgins diary read: Dear Diary, Today I woke up, took a shit and got out of bed. On the pillow, burn marks and a cigar lay from the night before after carelessly falling asleep. Guess I shouldn't watch Cops and bash my bishop at the same-time. I thought of brushing my teeth but thought, what would Jesus do? So I didn't. I sat down, poured a bowl of frosted flakes because IMMMM GREAAAT, logged into the VHL and got my sweet fix of TPE. The rest of the day, I pretty much masturbated, listened to Adele and microwaved my cell phone because the internet told me to do it. The end. Higgins And Higgins signs his journal because he's a bad ass bitch like that. Now that I took up enough space, the idea that I came up with for my second article of the week with the question relating to the article being.. IF I took ONE player from each team.. to build a good team and having 6 forwards, 3 D and a goalie.. Who the fuck would I take? So fuck it, let's take a look and go down the list of teams and see what shit goodness we end up with. NORTH AMERICA (1G, 5 F) Calgary Wranglers Ariel Weinstein - G - @Smarch 703 TPE My boy, Smarch. Classy goalie, still got a few years left in him which is why he was taken over Winsgod (wheelchair bound yet? @CowboyinAmerica) New York Americans Edwin Reencarnation - C - @YEAH!stlemania 1056 TPE Old as balls, but what else do you take from the team other than oxygen? Eddy will still lead the way and rape shit on a stacked line. Quebec Meute Aleski Koponen - C - @Draper 1005 TPE Simple and short, always nice to have a commish on your team. Only way @brovy will one day be able to win a cup. Better do it while Raper is still there. Seattle Bears Bogdan Podarok - RW - @ADwyer87 Said if I didn't pick him, he'd publicly ask to be traded. #Cunt Toronto Legion Zach Parechkin - LW @DollarAndADream 752 TPE For some reason, I truly like this player and I have no idea why. Maybe the name? Maybe that he's a total fucking beast. Can't pick a player from each team and not take Parechkin. EUROPE (5 D, 1 F) Cologne Express Phil Hamilton - D - @Phil 1029 TPE If you're surprised at this pick, fill the tub up with water, put your head under and don't come back up. Phil is #1. HC Davos Dynamo Shawn Muller - RW - Changed his fucking username again or some shit? 529 TPE Best player on the team imo other than Sandro maybe. Muller is a beast and a great player. Robbie and his counterpart ego may think otherwise? @KingRobbie Helski Titans Wish I could take Odinsson because he's #1, but Shayne Gow - D - @flyersfan1493 246 TPE Nothing wrong with having some promising young defensive spects on your roster and if you want someone like that, Gow is the way to go. RIGA REIGN or something like that TITAN KRONOS - D - @Evans 303 TPE Oddly enough, a fan of Kronos. Gonna be good dman one day and will be the backbone of Riggg. STOCKHOLM VIKINGS Diana Maxwell - W - @Streetlight 341 TPE My fucking girl Diana. Linemates in Brampton, justa pure beast with tits. So as you can see, kinda fucked up and decided to go 6/3/1 but who gives a shit. I simply need the TPE and the idea was cool. If I would have put more thought and time into it, potentially would have turned out better with a stronger team. However, still a stacked team with strong goaltending, forwards and defense with a mix of youth. Parechkin - Koponen - Podarok Maxwell - Edwin - Muller Hamilton - Kronos Gow - ????? Weinstein

Meute Express Legion Titans

4-1 Dynamo

Good 2 points.

Close one but I'm fine with 1 point against a team that should have never went to OT against us.

Refer to above to answer your question. In seriousness, would be silly to expand the league. Not enough players, not enough active players in the junior league, not enough recruits during each recruitment drive. By bringing in the 2 player per person rule, you're simply adding fuel to the fire without adding anymore logs. Simply put, the logs will eventually run out (old members will leave). Need new members. A majority of members who leave have stated it's too much work to make a good player only to have them be forced into retirement after 8 seasons. Literally almost every person has stated this to me that has either left, died in activity and now unfortunately dwell in the cum dumpster we know as the SHL. Maybe something for @Draper @Higgins etc need to look at (maybe increase it to 10 seasons - start an "AFTER 50 season record book" - potentially having incentives to retire early for a good turnover rate? YR 8 - start with 20+ TPE, YR 9 - +10 and YR 10 - 0tpe). Sure, the old members are fine with it. Could be a reason it's so hard to attract and keep newer people. Yet, like the Oilers looking for a coach and Alberta looking for a suitable politician, we blame it on more simplistic things.. like the theme of the board (which has some factor, but limited compared to others). Good? Good.

Because.

No.

Nero is #1.

The only worthy player in HSK.. GG.

I'll remember the win. Cheers. Was expecting a much different result. GG

No offense, but it's shit. Old one was 1000% better. Needs a banner. Very boring. Go back to the old one.

@ADwyer87 You derail trains as a side job or it your main gig?

Deep down though, it's stealing. June, July.. tomato, tomato. Same thing.