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It's getting closer and closer to the end of the playoffs and a lot of speculation is surrounding the Stockholm Vikings and their current situation. Rumors have it that the team is either going to retool or rebuild and a lot of that decision is hanging onto the fate of what their starting goalie, Blake Campbell, is planning on doing. Blake has been there since he was drafted 8th OV by the team in the S42 draft and has never had no intentions on leaving the organization, but now with the team possibly blowing things up, the move could be inevitable. Earlier in the playoffs, we had talked to Campbell about the possibility of moving to another team, whether it be in Free Agency, sign and trade or by trading his rights away. During the brief interview, he stated that he would love to remain a Viking, but with all the moves happenings, he's unsure if that will be a reality. He insisted he was to win a cup which is something he's dreamed of doing with Stockholm since he was drafted there. I suppose time will tell what's going to happen to Stockholm and Mr. Campbell, but we'll surely be looking into this situation every now and then and keeping tabs on it!

It's that time of year again when the season is winding down and the Finals are quickly approaching. For quite a few of the teams, they're already sitting at home with their children and wife, likely being driven crazy by the constant complaining of both and wishing they were back on the ice. Others, are much more fortunate and are still contending for the prized championship of the VHL. In the past, we've had our share of VHLer's and other professional athletes on my show and today is another special day where we get to meet one of the VHL's up and coming hunks - I mean hockey players. He's from Denver, Colorado - so we can imagine he much more high in real life than his statistics were this seaso. He currently plays for the Stockholm Vikings, where he's called home since they had taken him 8th Overall back in the S42 entry draft. Without further delay, let's get the Sex Panther of Stockholm out here! Ladies & Gents, Vikings goalie, Blake Campbell! Let's DANCE! EG Says --> Welcome To the show, Blake. I'm glad you could be here with us today. Now before we get talking about your hockey career, how does it feel to be one of the sexiest guys in the VHL to most female fans? BC Says --> haha, I'm not sure I would completely agree with you. I'd like to think they like me for my play, but hey, whatever pumps up the building, support for the Vikings and get's people behind us - I'll take it. I've been doing a lot of squats the last little while and surely have noticed more fans out waiting for autographs than usual. EG Says --> That's fantastic. If you want, you can come over and do squats at my place. I could show you a thing or two. The crowd "Ohhhhhhhhh's". EG Says --> I mean about technique guys. How silly are your minds today! EG Says --> Now Blake, onto the actual important stuff. Can you take off your shirt? BC Says -->Haha, I'm not too sure about that. Isn't there kids watching this show? Crowd chants "Take it off, take it off, take it off". Crowd goes crazy with whistling and clapping. Old lady loses dentures as her jaws drop. EG Says --> I can see why you have a lot of support in the VHL right now. Aside from the jokes and your amazing, god like looks, you actually are a very good, successful hockey player. You started as a back up, but only did that for one season. Afterwards, you jumped into a higher role and have done very well with the team. You've won a super cup championship, a silver with the International team and have been named to all star teams. How's it feel? BC Says --> It feels great. At the start, you really have to find a way to balance the success, stardom and learn how to control the feelings which come from it. You need to know that these things are what will come if you manage to be good and successful and that you can't let them get to you. The moment they get to you, I feel as though you lose yourself and it can really affect your game. EG Says --> That's a lot to take in for a new player. I'd honestly be scared of eating Kraft Dinner and pickles for breakfast. My diet is weak. This morning I can a Red Bull and bag of doritos for breakfast. They give you wings and heartburn. It's fantastic. What does your diet consist of? BC Says --> I like my chicken made a bunch of ways, as well as my pasta dishes. I throw in a lot of protein as it helps maintain my muscle. A lot of goalies like to be taller and slimmer, I choose to throw on the muscle and manage to carry myself fairly well. EG Says --> And you never get tired of eating the same thing? BC Says --> You always get tired of eating the same thing. That's why I like to change it up. EG Says --> True. I can't say I've rocked the chicken and pasta lifestyle but let's just say the Doritos truck makes a special stop at my house every month. Now, with you being on the road all the time - do you ever find time to have an off ice relationship? You are a fairly private guy, as hard as that is to believe, and we were unable to find anything in the short time we had. BC Says --> My girlfriend actually attends a lot of our games and sits in the private booths with a bunch of the other guys wives and family and such. She rarely misses a game and is a true supporter for myself. It's tough on a relationship but she's very good at this. EG Says --> Let's see if we can find a clip of her. Oh, here we go. EG Says --> Of course she's gorgeous. Well folks, sadly we're running out on time - but stay tuned as there will be a part two on next weeks episode with Blake Campbell and Zach Galifianakis in studio. Thanks Blake for being here. Good bye everyone.

Hey man, the guy said he's gonna be around, he gonna be around.

Welcome, welcome.

After a much weaker performance from Blake Campbell and the Stockholm Vikings, it looks as though they're going to miss the playoffs for the first time in a bit. A lot of this could be thanks to the team not firing on all cylinders, but Blake Campbell feels as though he is partly to blame. It was a tough season for a few of us in the locker room. You walked in and you could just sense it. Nothing seemed to work for us. We either got out played, played poorly or lost close games. The dice just weren't rolling in our favour this season. I think I played average hockey this season and obviously average just doesn't cut it. It's not where I want to be either. As the media has pointed out over this season, I had slumped a bit prior and I had to change things. Slowly I am and look forward to getting back on my feet. Next years going to be a big year for me! Reports are also stating that big moves are coming from Stockholm .Cleaning the shelves, revamping - whatever you want to call it - changes are on their way. With that, Blake Campbell has a choice to make. He's getting closer and closer to the end of his career (which I think is fucking gay BTW VHL. Why the fuck make us retire after 8 seasons? It's hard enough making your player decent - why not let us enjoy the work we put in? If it's to protect the records of the old members, they can fuck off lol). so he has the choice: Stay or test Free Agency? Stay tuned.

gud4me

rip

Am I a FA after this season?

plz trade me. i am alone on the ice obviously

bust

Make me one for my next player <3 you've inspired me to create a chick so I can rock hot sigs all day long.

Only Thanksgiving.

Geeze, dats a hot blonde sig you got there.

go stockholm go

VHL gonna be thankful today and gimmie some free TPE? gobble, gobble. Or this would also do, commishes.

Needed some actives for our annual pool party. boub is DJing this year. You should come.

I was gonna smuggle them into Moscow.

4-2 MERICANS

285 Wranglers 286 Americans 287 Reign 288 Vikings

Made a $20 donation. (1) Free Week, (1) Free double and (2) +5 uncapped tpe I'll take, thanks. Confirmation number: 99695553J0337843Y

If you have an issue with it, trade for them. If not, shut up. We're trying to make our atmosphere more active and competitive.

When he first came into the VHLM, he had high hopes of cashing in on some of the biggest money a job could offer. Literally, you play a game for millions of dollars. How could anything go wrong? Well, he was soon about to find out. During his junior career. Campbell pushed himself to exceed expectations of those watching him in hopes that he could become elite enough to find success and a steady pay cheque. Once drafted, reality started to set in. The money is okay, but it's nothing special. When I first came into the league, I had a budget - a financial advisor and everything but lately shits been going south. I've been collecting food stamps and coupons for our local suburbs grocery store. We collect rain water when it rains and have been using that for showers lately. I mean fuck me man, I caught myself standing in line for welfare this week and it's only a shitty 2 TPE. 2 TPE! What is this shit? But enough about this. My old lady scored some coupons on some hot pocket BBQ Chicken burrito's. Instead of paying $4.00 for the box, we got the shit for 0.55 cents. We do how we do.

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For shits and gigs, we'll claim Vincen Virtanen also. Come on Brampton, gimmie.