Banackock

poor me. thnx CGY

gs

THOR

Bratislava claims Kraken.

I'm aware. You ruined it. It went over your head, lol.

No. We have a better goalie.

Gotta love dem Saskatoonians. God bless you. Down with the Lynx.

tbh, I'm just claiming this shit as 12/12. Doubles week.

@Da Trifecta ily

To Bern - S50 Bratislava 1st S50 Bratislava 3rd S50 Brampton 3rd To Bratislava - Kai Roberts (C) Thanks, @sterling for the talks. Adding DT adds activity to our LR, depth to our offensive lines (which have been rolling huge this season) and allows us to add talent when everyone else is doing so through waivers. We were 1st place without a goalie, and went out a grabbed one. DT will only make us stronger and more confident in our playoff rush. Very happy to have him and his player aboard as I had tried to get him earlier in the season.

boom

BRT claims Travis Gowecny

i try

I get it's the regular season, but 6-1-1 VS Ottawa this year.

BRT claims Essian Ravenwing

3-1 Vikings

Bears Legion Americans Express

Over the last while, we have seen AK-47 and his agent shoot off at the VHLM's new comer goalie, Sven Wolf. With statements such as "Hey fucker, you suck more than Kim Kardashian", "I'm #1 in yo mamma's ass" and "Wolves are the only mammals that suck my cock", attention and drama has quickly folded over and has become largely apparent in the media. While Sven Wolf isn't one to shy away from the media and sticking his ground, he's been quiet up until now. However, last night AK-47 and his agent released this statement: "So I was sitting on the sidelines of a Raptors game with my best friend Drake and I got to think how great of a goalie I am in the league. I'm pure fire, brah. That Wolf nig thinks he's got the shit on me but I got a cock down to my knees that I use as a five-hole door stop. Wolf ain't got my #1, fam. I once partied with Hillary Clinton and let me tell you something, we threw an 8ball on the floor and it said "Wolf, you a dumb fuck". After releasing the statement, Wolf quickly responded on social media. "It's unfortunate that AK-47 has to come off as such a bitch. Congrats to having Drake as a best friend. We knew the reason you put lip balm on after games was to choke on his chode. If you're #1, I'd like to invite you to the VHLMSC rankings to take a look at where we're standing currently. Seems as though AK-47 is shooting blanks and needs to reload. Your mother should have done us all a favor and should have swallowed you.

Bratislava will claim Beaver if he's not a goalie

Like last season, huh?

It happens. Wolf > Campbell though.

Hey now, even without a goalie we were #1. @sterling we want DT.

Oh wait. I'm wrong. Wolf played for the hurtin Blades too @Evans so Wolf has more wins than Bern does,

I'm aware of that. I was stating Wolf is 6-1-1 through 8 games, having half the amount of wins through 8 as the Bern Royals do as a team through 42 (12).