Nykonax

6 fucking shots

I knew something was up. Your chirps/60 was going down for no good reason.

I fucking knew it

Please

where's stoff? you've also distracted us in the process

Some hard hitting questions but here we go. 1. Trudeau wins. He mobilizes an army of high liberals to do his bidding with snowballs. Trump tweets furiously about it, and then fights back with a rally of republicans, all armed with maga signs. A huge battle on the 51st parallel commences. The Canadians build igloo's in camps, full of jolly old times with maple syrup. It isn't so good on the MAGA front though. They try to shelter themselves from the liberal sjw's but they can't. On the 5th day the Canadians invade and win. 2. Bacon - heard that one before 3. Hockey is my favourite sport, Canucks are my favourite team. 4. Fuck Beyonce, Marry Margot, Kill Blake 5. I would invent an on and off switch for penny

Im giving them a false sense of hope

Haha, I've hit 200 so can't do much anymore

@BladeMaiden has some competition

No, you didn't read that wrong. This is going to be a really bad S65 mock draft. "B-b-but Nykonax the S64 draft hasn't even happened yet" Good observation Sherlock. But who the hell cares about S64. S65 is where its at, with elite talent coming in that draft, you won't give a crap about S64 (unless its Dahlberg) after reading this. Now shutup and listen to what I have to say. 1. Gritty @eaglesfan036 Who can pass on this dominant player. Mascot by day, center by night. He can do it all. An elite passer, skater, fighter, and intimidator he puts fear into everyone eyes. One time in the Ottawa dressing room I heard him yell "You fucking need me. You can't win without me." He isn't wrong. I've also heard that @McWolf stopped AGMing Ottawa because of Gritty's intimidation. 2. Smitty WerbenllkgyhoutsFIUtg @Fire Hakstol Another elite player but this time on the blue line. Every equipment manager and commentator trembles in his presence, and on the ice he makes players tremble too. He picks defense's apart like a quarterback with amazing passes and skates like prime Tony Hawk. All in all a great #2 pick. 3. Donat Szita @FamishedBlanket The god damn Donut Man ranks in at #3. He finds holes in goalies like he finds holes in donuts he's that good. Donat (see what I did there HAHAHAHAH) doubt this guy. A strong, big defenseman is an asset to any team, and the locker room donuts that he brings are a bonus 4. Carles Puigdemont @Eudaldkp Puigdemont is an excellent Spanish center who slaughters ankles like the conquistadors slaughtered the Aztecs. He's a great big center who every team would love to have at 4th. 5. Dallas Jones @Trifecta A risky pick knowing Trifecta retires players faster than Garfield eats lasagna, but this one seems to be staying since he's lasted more than a day. They say everything is bigger in Texas, and this kid has to be from Texas cause he's big at 6'4 204 lbs, and his name is Dallas. A good pick at #5 if this guy can stay in the league longer than a week before he retires.

Yeah ik. It was a joke, it's because we got shutout twice.

Are you sure I was in the game. Think we need a resim.

Top 5

Yes

1. Goals and points. But you gotta take a look at it when the best player isn't capping but ever decent center is 2. Should be "does Yukon have a chance" and the answer is no 3. Saskatoon 4. Dahlberg was too low 5. I checked it out. It was fun, although the commentary could've been a little better. 6. 253ish

Steal of the draft = Dahlberg

Yeah, I'm kidding. Grats on the job. Althoguh I don't think your in the room till the season is over. Or else you'll know our strategy which is "PASS THE PUCK TO DAHLBERG"

Thank God I'm out next season

I got robbed by my worst enemy

I was going easy on these mortals in the regular season, but now I am going full strength. Vegas wasn't ready, Yukon isn't ready, and whoever is in the finals with Ottawa won't be ready

Elias Dahlberg Left Wing Goals: 58/10 = 5.8 Points 118/10 = 11.8

Claiming Dec 9

way to assume smh

But you have let all of us Lynx up... so thank you

Thought we play real teams in the playoffs