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Not a bad edit, but I feel like it's kind of overedited. The effects may be a tad bit too much although I have to say that the blending off the logo with the shirt was well done and it looks good. Overall, I'd say that if you lowered the effects a little bit and maybe made the letters of "Diljodh" smaller it would be a great image.

Alrighty I’m gonna do a quick mock draft. (First 6 Picks
 
Dont hate me this is my opinion.
 
1.  Ryan Sullivan Jr. @Advantage
D |6’6”|220lb|YUK
 
Almost a no brainer at this point Ryan Sullivan Jr. is going 1st overal. He’s been leading the draft class since I’ve joined (and probably earlier) and there was not many close to him. He’s a big kid weighing 220lb at 6’6”. He’s a forced to be reckoned with on the ice. He has 80 skating already which is absurd. He has excellent passing and amazing defensive abilities. Top of my list no doubt.
 
ACTUAL RANKING: 1
 
2. Elias Dahlberg @Nykonax
LW|6’3”|196lb|OTT
 
Damn this can f*cking shoot. He’s top of the league in goals for a reason. Other than that he is also second in points. He’s speedy, tough, and has a great defensive ability. You could probably not go wrong picking him at 1st but we have him here at 2nd.
 
ACTUAL RANKING: 6
 
3. Joel Ylonen @Esso2264
C|6’1”|187lb|LVA
 
Call me biased since he’s my teammate but he’s one heck of a player. Good skating, great passing, decent shot, and good defensive ability. Put him up this high due to activity. Other people in his position seem to only be claiming welfare or either quite away down when comparing TPE. Solid pick at 3rd.
 
ACTUAL RANKING: 7
 
 
4. Ryan Zabby @RyanZabby
C|6’8”|140lb|YUK
 
Ignoring the fact this guy is a f*cking twig,(Jesus 240lb at 6’8”) he is a solid center. He is racking up points like there’s no tomorrow. He’s fast, good scoring, good play making, and a great defensive ability. He has dropped down the rankings due to only claiming a little tpe in the last few weeks compared to others expected to go in the first round of the draft.
 
ACTUAL RANKING: 3
 
5. Brick Wahl @BladeMaiden
G|6’7”|247lb|SSK
 
One heck of a goalie. Definitely best goalie in this draft. Wahl has proven he is an absolute tank and a snipers worst nightmare. Only reason they have dropped so far down is due to their position. 
 
ACTUAL RANKING: 2
 
6. Piotr Jerwa @majesiu
D|6’3”|218lb|SSK
 
A solid defenceman who is an offensive threat. This kid can absolutely rip the puck aswell as send a beauty of a pass. Not only that he has probably one of the best defensive abilities in this defensively packed draft class. Reason for the drop in ranking is inactivity and not claiming TPE very actively compared to other players.
 
ACTUAL RANKING: 4
 
Again please no hate this is my opinion on who I would pick in which order. Obviously teams who pick in certain positions have different needs. This is just my opinion. If you would like to rearrange this to away you think is better, please feel free to!
 
 
 
 
 

@DilIsPickle

Dahlberg is a steal at second

Alrighty I’m gonna do a quick mock draft. (First 6 Picks
 
Dont hate me this is my opinion.
 
1.  Ryan Sullivan Jr. @Advantage
D |6’6”|220lb|YUK
 
Almost a no brainer at this point Ryan Sullivan Jr. is going 1st overal. He’s been leading the draft class since I’ve joined (and probably earlier) and there was not many close to him. He’s a big kid weighing 220lb at 6’6”. He’s a forced to be reckoned with on the ice. He has 80 skating already which is absurd. He has excellent passing and amazing defensive abilities. Top of my list no doubt.
 
ACTUAL RANKING: 1
 
2. Elias Dahlberg @Nykonax
LW|6’3”|196lb|OTT
 
Damn this can f*cking shoot. He’s top of the league in goals for a reason. Other than that he is also second in points. He’s speedy, tough, and has a great defensive ability. You could probably not go wrong picking him at 1st but we have him here at 2nd.
 
ACTUAL RANKING: 6
 
3. Joel Ylonen @Esso2264
C|6’1”|187lb|LVA
 
Call me biased since he’s my teammate but he’s one heck of a player. Good skating, great passing, decent shot, and good defensive ability. Put him up this high due to activity. Other people in his position seem to only be claiming welfare or either quite away down when comparing TPE. Solid pick at 3rd.
 
ACTUAL RANKING: 7
 
 
4. Ryan Zabby @RyanZabby
C|6’8”|140lb|YUK
 
Ignoring the fact this guy is a f*cking twig,(Jesus 240lb at 6’8”) he is a solid center. He is racking up points like there’s no tomorrow. He’s fast, good scoring, good play making, and a great defensive ability. He has dropped down the rankings due to only claiming a little tpe in the last few weeks compared to others expected to go in the first round of the draft.
 
ACTUAL RANKING: 3
 
5. Brick Wahl @BladeMaiden
G|6’7”|247lb|SSK
 
One heck of a goalie. Definitely best goalie in this draft. Wahl has proven he is an absolute tank and a snipers worst nightmare. Only reason they have dropped so far down is due to their position. 
 
ACTUAL RANKING: 2
 
6. Piotr Jerwa @majesiu
D|6’3”|218lb|SSK
 
A solid defenceman who is an offensive threat. This kid can absolutely rip the puck aswell as send a beauty of a pass. Not only that he has probably one of the best defensive abilities in this defensively packed draft class. Reason for the drop in ranking is inactivity and not claiming TPE very actively compared to other players.
 
ACTUAL RANKING: 4
 
Again please no hate this is my opinion on who I would pick in which order. Obviously teams who pick in certain positions have different needs. This is just my opinion. If you would like to rearrange this to away you think is better, please feel free to!
 
 
 
 
 

Alrighty I’m gonna do a quick mock draft. (First 6 Picks
 
Dont hate me this is my opinion.
 
1.  Ryan Sullivan Jr. @Advantage
D |6’6”|220lb|YUK
 
Almost a no brainer at this point Ryan Sullivan Jr. is going 1st overal. He’s been leading the draft class since I’ve joined (and probably earlier) and there was not many close to him. He’s a big kid weighing 220lb at 6’6”. He’s a forced to be reckoned with on the ice. He has 80 skating already which is absurd. He has excellent passing and amazing defensive abilities. Top of my list no doubt.
 
ACTUAL RANKING: 1
 
2. Elias Dahlberg @Nykonax
LW|6’3”|196lb|OTT
 
Damn this can f*cking shoot. He’s top of the league in goals for a reason. Other than that he is also second in points. He’s speedy, tough, and has a great defensive ability. You could probably not go wrong picking him at 1st but we have him here at 2nd.
 
ACTUAL RANKING: 6
 
3. Joel Ylonen @Esso2264
C|6’1”|187lb|LVA
 
Call me biased since he’s my teammate but he’s one heck of a player. Good skating, great passing, decent shot, and good defensive ability. Put him up this high due to activity. Other people in his position seem to only be claiming welfare or either quite away down when comparing TPE. Solid pick at 3rd.
 
ACTUAL RANKING: 7
 
 
4. Ryan Zabby @RyanZabby
C|6’8”|140lb|YUK
 
Ignoring the fact this guy is a f*cking twig,(Jesus 240lb at 6’8”) he is a solid center. He is racking up points like there’s no tomorrow. He’s fast, good scoring, good play making, and a great defensive ability. He has dropped down the rankings due to only claiming a little tpe in the last few weeks compared to others expected to go in the first round of the draft.
 
ACTUAL RANKING: 3
 
5. Brick Wahl @BladeMaiden
G|6’7”|247lb|SSK
 
One heck of a goalie. Definitely best goalie in this draft. Wahl has proven he is an absolute tank and a snipers worst nightmare. Only reason they have dropped so far down is due to their position. 
 
ACTUAL RANKING: 2
 
6. Piotr Jerwa @majesiu
D|6’3”|218lb|SSK
 
A solid defenceman who is an offensive threat. This kid can absolutely rip the puck aswell as send a beauty of a pass. Not only that he has probably one of the best defensive abilities in this defensively packed draft class. Reason for the drop in ranking is inactivity and not claiming TPE very actively compared to other players.
 
ACTUAL RANKING: 4
 
Again please no hate this is my opinion on who I would pick in which order. Obviously teams who pick in certain positions have different needs. This is just my opinion. If you would like to rearrange this to away you think is better, please feel free to!
 
 
 
 
 

1. It’s been good. Started off pretty rough but have been improving this second half.
 
2. It’s a great place to start off since everyone is extremely helpful.
 
3. Not really most of the players are quite new so not a lot of dicipline in the ice.
 
4. Probably Jasper Conmore
 
5. Not really. I love talking ?

Hey people I’m here to grab up some juicy juicy TPE. Anyways here is the story of how I signed with NETFLEX and how the brand changed the way we play hockey and do just about anything
 
There I was, practicing at the rink. I was drilling pucks at the net in hopes of making my shot better. As time went on the net started to rip. I ignored it at first and continued to shoot. I used the same net for the next couple days and I started to notice there were a ton of holes in the net. So I went out and bought some new netting. Same thing happened as the net was ripping so fast! This annoyed me so much I couldn’t sleep at nights. I kept getting nightmares about nets ripping. I became so scared I refused to shoot on a net! I practiced shooting by drawing a net on the wall. One day a man in a suit was walking through the rink and he noticed me shooting at the wall and came over to me. He asked me why I was shooting at the wall and ruining the drywall.
I told him the story of the nets ripping and he began to tear up. He gave me his business card and told me to come to his office the following week. I thought nothing of it and went back to putting holes in the wall. The following week I arrived at this large building with a “NETFLEX” logo on it. I proceeded inside and got directions from the receptionist. I went up to the mans office and we had a conversation. Turns out this man is @Romaris. He offered me a brand deal with NETFLEX. He should me their netting and I immediately got hard. The netting was amazing! It was so thick but also so soft at the same time. I immediately signed the contract and threw the pen and paper at his face. I grabbed up as much of the twine as I could and I bolted to the arena. I changed the old rotting netting with the NETFLEX one and began shooting. This was the greatest netting I have ever seen. I fell in love with it and it became my favourite thing in the world. I loved it so much I fact that I replaced my bed with a hammock made with NETFLEX twice and that is what I sleep on! I made it my mission to replace all old crappy twine with the superior NETFLEX one. I loaded up a truck with as much as I could and I went on a trip all around the continent. I gave every arena I passed by with this amazing product and they all fell in love! All around the continent (and eventually the globe) all hockey netting was replaced with the NETFLEX ones! People stopped sleeping on beds and slept on NETFLEX hammocks! They also began making sweaters and socks out of the netting! Not to mention the NETFLEX condoms! NETFLEX twine revolutionized everything we use! All hail @Romaris and his obviously superior netting.

Love it.

I'm more impressed that an emoji is part of the URL ... ?‍♂️

Hey there. I saw this 2 tpe laying around and decided to swoop in and take it.
 
Lets talk about memes. That’s right memes! Put your torches and pitchforks down and listen.
 
Creativity, Imagination and lots of emotions are needed to make art. You need these things when you make memes too. Of course you can repost a meme or make a low effort meme with no creativity and it is hard to call something like this art. But also I can make a painting in one minute with no effort and then it is also hard to call it art. So when I take upwards of 20 minutes to perfect a meme to achieve maximum kek, why do I get hated! Every time I post a meme on the VHl discord I see these old people cringing and covering their eyes! Well listen here grandpa, shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zoned sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass tf up. Memes are the foundation of which the internet is made up of. I understand you are upwards of 86 years old and wrinkly but you got to learn to love the meme! Whether it’s a crappy Facebook mom meme or a well thought out meme which has been carefully crafted in a meme labratory, they are meant to be liked and reposted and shared! To get you started I have posted a couple memes below:
 
 
 
 

Early Life
Born in Vancouver British Columbia, he grew up in a family with only his mother and his older sister. His mother was a graphic artist who despised hockey. This is because her husband was killed while playing hockey. He was brutally beaten in a fight during his hockey career. Due to this she vowed to never let her children play hockey.  Her sister was an elite soccer player who was going to move to Europe to further her soccer career. He started to play road hockey at the age of 6 with his friends. He was a fast kid and he was the most skilled player on his street. He became hated by all the kids in his neighbourhood for being a ball hog. Once his mom found out about this she put a stop to it instantly and she was afraid he would want to try to continue and play ice hockey. At this age he had still never laced up in a pair of skates and had only played hockey on the street outside his house or a ball hockey rink that was their neighbourhood. By the age of 10 him and his family moved to Russia due to his mother receiving a job offer. He was furious about leaving his home in Canada and refused to go since he wanted to learn how to skate. His mother promised that he could learn how to skate in Russia and was then forced to leave.
 

 
Russia
Once in Russia and with his sister gone to Europe, his mother was worried about how he would adjust to the new language and culture in Russia but was hoping it would work out. His mother also signed him up for figure skating once they got to Russia as he had requested. His mother had thought he wanted it so that he would have something to do but he really only wanted to do this so he could learn how to skate so that he could play hockey. He became an excellent figure skater and was passionate about skating. He joined a junior league team in his town without his mother knowing and he became his teams top goal scorer. For the next few years he continued to play for the same team and continued to grow as a player without his mother ever noticing due to being busy with her new job. On the other side of things, he wasn't doing so well at school. He spent most of his time playing hockey  so he didn't do so well at his school. His mother never knew why he was struggling so hard. She assumed it was due to the language barrier so she took him back to Canada so he could study.

 
Back In Canada
Back in Canada he was back in school and playing hockey for a different team. All he wanted to do was play hockey, so he made a choice to focus on that. Without telling his mother he began to skip school. At the age of 14 he would tell his mother he was leaving to school but wait behind his house until she left for work. Once she left he would sneak back into the house to grab his hockey gear from his basement. He would then bike to his local ice rink and try to use a portion of the ice to practice on. Usually there would be teams practicing and would not let him use the ice. He would have to go to the ball hockey rink which he used to play in when he was little. He would practice shooting at a net for hours here since he couldn't work with other players or even skate. This went on for a whole year before his mother found out. He was yelled at for hours and his mother was extremely angry. She refused to let him drop out of school especially for hockey. A sport that she despised. After weeks and weeks of convincing, she gave in. She let him drop out and play hockey. Although she said if he gets hurt even once she would make him quit and go back to school. She expected him to make hockey his career if he was going to give up his education for it.
 

His Career
Now at the age of 15 he would wake up at 6:00 in the morning every day and practice hockey. This wasn't an easy task for him though. He was unmotivated at some points and wanted to quit. He then remembered that this was his only option since he has dropped out of school and made a promise to his mother. Other than training on his own he joined a local hockey league and became the star player for his team. His teammates slowly began to despise him because his coach favoured him over others due to his goal scoring ability. He also never passed the puck. He had passed the puck 5 times all season and 3 of those times were passes to himself off of the boards. Due to this he was often bullied by his teammates and given less passes and opportunities. Due to this reason he became frustrated with playing hockey since he would come on for a shift and just skate around tapping his stick for a pass but never got one. He realised he would have to change the way he played the game if he wanted to continue to play with a team. He then started passing the puck to his teammates. Since he became a team player, his teammates started to pass to him as well. The team he played for became one of the best in the league due to their teamwork and Dil was a major part of that success. He played on this team for the rest of the year until he turned 16 and was contacted by the intergalactic-starlord himself. (Jubo07) He signed a contract and became a member of the Las Vegas Aces in the VHLM. 
 
 

@BladeMaiden

No hating on nucks fans! @DilIsPickle

Hey, it’s ya boy. I play in the VHLM for the Las Vegas Aces. I’m gonna talk about my first impressions about the league...
 
So far it’s honestly been great. At first I was confused on how to make my player better but with the help of my teammates and the Inter-Galactic Starlord (Jubo07) I have gotten the hang of it. Mostly.
 
Other than the mechanics I’m impressed with the community (and lack of Canucks fans). Not many good hockey communities like this out there and I really appreciate this being there for me to spam my memes and be the weird kid I am.
 
I think I should also address my goals. I think my main focus is to establish myself as a reliable goal producer in the league. I would like to also be helpful in the d-zone and be defensively responsible and not just pounding pucks at the net.
 
Thats about it, ya boi Dil tuning out.

Hey, it’s ya boy. I play in the VHLM for the Las Vegas Aces. I’m gonna talk about my first impressions about the league...
 
So far it’s honestly been great. At first I was confused on how to make my player better but with the help of my teammates and the Inter-Galactic Starlord (Jubo07) I have gotten the hang of it. Mostly.
 
Other than the mechanics I’m impressed with the community (and lack of Canucks fans). Not many good hockey communities like this out there and I really appreciate this being there for me to spam my memes and be the weird kid I am.
 
I think I should also address my goals. I think my main focus is to establish myself as a reliable goal producer in the league. I would like to also be helpful in the d-zone and be defensively responsible and not just pounding pucks at the net.
 
Thats about it, ya boi Dil tuning out.

Hey, it’s ya boy. I play in the VHLM for the Las Vegas Aces. I’m gonna talk about my first impressions about the league...
 
So far it’s honestly been great. At first I was confused on how to make my player better but with the help of my teammates and the Inter-Galactic Starlord (Jubo07) I have gotten the hang of it. Mostly.
 
Other than the mechanics I’m impressed with the community (and lack of Canucks fans). Not many good hockey communities like this out there and I really appreciate this being there for me to spam my memes and be the weird kid I am.
 
I think I should also address my goals. I think my main focus is to establish myself as a reliable goal producer in the league. I would like to also be helpful in the d-zone and be defensively responsible and not just pounding pucks at the net.
 
Thats about it, ya boi Dil tuning out.