February 23rd 2019
I got drafted!! One year ago I didn't even know how to skate and now I'm going to play in the fucking VHL! And that's not all. Hold your ass. The Calgary Wranglers drafted me! Do you know what that means? I get to play for coach Bushito, and side by side with Revchenko!! Holy shit I didn't know all these guys were on the same team, and guess what. Before taking me they drafted Roll Fizzlebeef! I'm sure I will fit smoothly in that locker room, I already know these guys. I met them once when my older cousins Demetrius and Reginald had to take care of me. Instead of doing so they invited their whole teams and some friends and threw a party... those fuckers. I had to clean all the mess by myself when they left. But hey, it was worth. I got to meet some nice guys.
Some of my cousins have already texted me. Demetrius is a prick: "bwahaha 6th pick, you're trash Fishy bwahahaha. If I was to get drafted 6th I'd retire instead haha shaaame". I know he loves me in the inside but he is a cunt. Malik called me yesterday to tell me that no matter what I have to keep grinding and wait for my time. Reginald is probably playing Pokemon on his Switch and isn't even aware of what has happened.