BluObieZ

No. Minnesota hasn't had a line change all season

Lets change these lines already

Hatty! but still no new lines...

The changing of lines is a thing in the making... very slow process atm. Hopefully one of our GMS do it.

Go back to the Noodle Hoodle

Nope. Not in this. It's a joke that the name is misspelled so bad you have to be an alien

wrong thread

If you have not read one of my script write ups and wonder what this is, or if you want to know the story read the first part Orion:Beginnings EXT.SCHOOL.DAY Orion walks out of the school intently, girls follow him trying to get his attention but he does not care. He jumps on a motorcycle that is parked nearby. He starts and rides off like a bad ass kid. EXT.STREETS.DAY A quite street is interrupted up the sound of a speeding motorcycle. As it nears, it’s the bike that Orion stole. But he is no longer on it. I jumps a curb and smashes into a house. Just as Orion who now changed back into his adult self flies over head. EXT.SKY.DAY Orion comes out of the clouds to fly above them. He is wearing what can only be described as a superhero suit. It is Black and Grey with an “O” on the chest. An F-22 Raptor comes out of the clouds and tries to keep up with Orion but cannot. INT.F-22.DAY Pilot Base, I do not know what is going on but the UFO seems to be a man. A man flying… Not a plane or anything. He is just flying. I am at Mach 2.2 and he is well ahead of me. He must be going at least Mach 3? I don’t know Orion speeds up and disappears Pilot What? (Looks around) He’s gone! He just sped up and disappeared. How is this even possible? INT.NEWS STUDIO.DAY News Anchor The spacecraft has appeared to have stopped right above One World Trade. We at this moment do not know what they are want. If they are friendly or if they are here on an Independents Day manor. Till we are able to contact them, the nation, the world will watch and wait. This is truly history making day. Not just for us in New York but everyone alive today can say they were alive on the day we made contact with a species not of this planet. Just then something smashes into the side of the space craft and disappears inside News Anchor Something has just hit the spacecraft. Reports are that it was traveling at a high rate of speed INT.SPACECRAFT.DAY Orion slams into a wall and stops. He is quickly surrounded by VHL’ers (pronounced Whellers) Orion looks at them before punching one guard sending him clean across the ship and out the hole that Orion came in. Orion Who’s next? The VHL’ers lower their weapons when their leader Keb @Beketov approaches Keb Now, now no need for hostilities Orion. We come in peace you do not have to protect these people. We are simply here to observe Orion You do not know what peace is. I am not here to protect anyone. For I do not care about these humans. I am here because I hate you. Keb Hate is a strong word. You merely came across some bad eggs in the VHL’ers race Orion glares at Keb like Larry David does at a person he suspects is lying Orion I do not have time for this. I will keep an eye on you. But I have bigger problems then you right now. Keb Salatian Hooker problems again? Orion glares at Keb before disappearing once again just as fast as he came INT.CLUB HOUSE.EVENING A worried looking Steve Mulligan @TheLastOlympian07 walks around the club house that he built for him and his friends when a thud can be heard. Moments later the door flies open and breaks like it was made of cardboard. Kid Orion stands there, looking around the club house. He then looks at Steve Orion This is a club house? Where I come from, it’s filled with cool shit and Salatan… Steve Where are you even from? Orion Don’t ask questions that you don’t want the answer to Steve Steve But I want to know Orion Steve! Orion says in a loud thunderous voice Steve Whoa! How do you do that? Orion Steve. Shut up. I say that in the nicest way possible. We are dealing with great evil and you are fixated on something that does not matter. I need to come up with a plan before it’s too late Steve Oh boy… do I even want to know? Orion Of course! You are vital to my plan. A plan that I have not come up with, but none the less you are vital Steve Great… How long will I get grounded for this one? Three maybe four years? Orion If I do what I know has to be done, then your family unit will praising you and not punishing you Steve Does this have anything to do with Terrance? Orion The Noodletonian? Steve Le Sigh… yes him Orion He is the key to this all and tomorrow I will find out what exactly that is Steve Great… should I just start the day in the principal’s office? To make it easier on him INT.SCHOOL.MORNING Orion walks into the classroom and looks around. He sees Terrance @tfong sitting next to Steve. Orion glares at Steve before sitting in front of them but not facing forward. He glares at Terrance. Terrance What choo problem doodle? Orion SCUM! Steve Orion! Stop that Terrance Okay. No. Me fry and you lie Orion I see past your little disguise Terrance You see through noodle? Invisible noodle? Where? EXT.SCHOOLYARD.DAY Orion is stalking Terrance around the school yard. Girls hanging near him is making it hard for him to track Terrance but Orion moves them aside before jumping in the air and landing on Terrance like a lion on its prey. Orion looks down at the defenseless Terrance. Orion You die here. You can tell your little buddies to go home to where you came from Steve tries to pull Orion off but Orion swats him away and sending him into a mud puddle Orion Stay out of this simpleton! He is going back to where he came from Steve THAT’S FUCKING RACIST! I cannot be friends with a racist. I just can’t do it anymore. Steve stands up and walks up to Orion and punches him in the face. Orion doesn’t even move. Steve goes to punch Orion again but his fist is caught by Mrs Draper. Mrs Draper OFFICE NOW STEVEN MULLIGAN! INT.NEWS STUDIO.DAY News Anchor We are being told that the aliens are about to broadcast worldwide a message. So let’s go live to it for this historic broadcast. INT.SPACECRAFT.DAY Keb Dwellers of Earth. We are the VHL’ers, an advanced species from a planet that is about forty light years away. We come in peace, we have traveled this great distance to observe you and determine if you are deserve to learn of technology that is far superior to yours. Technology that can help you jump many years ahead and gain the vast knowledge waiting out there in the cosmos. All we ask is for a meeting with the President of United States. So we can determine can make such a determination. INT.PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE.DAY Principal Ted Johnson sits in his chair looking at a mud covered Steve. Ted Tell me what happened Steve It’s Orion, he has issues with Asian people. I cannot stand by and let him pick on that poor kid anymore Ted So you punch him in the face? Steve Sir, Orion. He maybe evil. He does not like Asian people. I think he may hate others but isn’t one race bad enough Ted You literally are talking to the wrong person here. I do not care about a little racism in the school. It makes everyone tougher. You Steve are weak. You must know that the Chinese are coming and they will rape your family. Do you want that? Steve WHAT? Ted Listen. I will tell you what I told that punk kid Orion. I maybe racist but you cannot prove it. I am the be all and end all in this school. You are just some snot nosed kid that needs to be shown his place in all this. So it’s either you fall in line or you will be expelled. Steve Expelled for not being racist? Ted Precisely Steve But… but, I swore if I ever came across someone that is racist or suspected to be racist that I would punch them in the face Ted Cry me a river kid EXT.SCHOOL.DAY Orion is walking like he is following someone when he spots Steve riding his bike. Orion picks up a rock and beams Steve right in the head with it. Sending Steve to the ground. Orion stands over him looking down. Orion Done being an idiot? Steve FUCK You! I got suspended for punching you Orion Good! As you should be suspended. But now I must ask you one important question Steve Which is? Orion Will you help me take down the fucking noodletonian or will you continue to be a little nat in my way? INT.NOODLE DOODLE NOODLE HOODLE.DAY Terrance walks into Noodle Doodle Noodle Hoodle and sits down at a table. He pulls out his math homework and begins doing it as an old Asian lady comes up to him with a giant bowl of noodles. Woman Son Unit Terrance Mother Unit The begin bowing to one another, it goes on for a while before an old Asian man walks up Man Son Unit He turns to the woman Man Wife Unit The bow to each other, almost like they will never stop till Orion and Steve walk into the restaurant and sit near Terrance. Orion begins to glare are Terrance who sees him sit down Steve What is it with this guy? Why do you hate him? Orion One does not simply hate a Noodletonian. One despises them. Wants to end their existence. Line them up and end them all. Steve Whoa! Hold on there lil Hitler Orion I do not know this Hitler you speak of Steve How can you not know about Hitler? Dude was fucked up Orion stands up as the old lady and man walk away. Orion walks over to Terrance and swats the bowl of noodles away from him Terrance Waste of Noodle no goodle. Why you here? Not there or where? Orion You can play the dumb card all you want but you being here with the VHL’ers this is not a coincidence. I must end you now. Before your little plan becomes a reality. Terrance Plan? I know not what you say otay? I learn hard for father unit. He want me to numbers know. So I goes to school for older human peoples and learn bigger numbers so my brain grow Orion You would like that wouldn’t you Terrance I know I would like it doodle Orions anger grows. The lights in the restaurant begin to flicker and outside becomes dark as thunder can be heard. Terrance Oh no, no the noodle must no go or noodle doodle can no be noodley Orion ENOUGH! I lightning bolt hits the building surging throughout the building bursting all the lights as Orion’s godly voice fills the building. Orion picks up Terrance by the neck and slams him against the wall. Steve dives into action and latches onto Orion’s leg Steve I will not let you do anything to him Orion ignores Steve Orion Tell me who you really are and I shall make this quik. TELL ME! Terrance Terrance Fong. Son of Yi Fong Son and Ki Fong Son. You put me down now? Okay Orion tightens his grip around Terrance’s throat Orion I shall end this before it starts. I banish you. Steve What kid says banish? Is this the kind of kid I hang out with? No wonder I get suspended regularly Just then the door is kicked open and in walks Quik Slowly @Quik and his partner Quintina Dollar @DollarAndADream. They approach Orion Quik Put the Asian down Orion looks behind him at the two detectives. He knows that he can easily get away but for some reason puts down Terrance and pats him on the head Orion This isn’t over little boy Terrance You little as I Quik STEP AWAY FROM THE ASIAN! Orion steps backwards slowly, easily dragging Steve with him INT.INTERROGATION ROOM A.DAY Steve sits at a table with his hands cuffed in front of him when Quintina enters the room. She sits down across from him. Quintina Make this easier on you guys and tell us why you went into that restaurant to spew hateful speech. You may be a minor Steven but you are in deep trouble. You want to talk to me because my partner isn’t so nice. Steve Hate crime? Hate speech? I was trying to stop him. I was holding onto his legs to stop him. I do not hate anyone. Everyone deserves to equality. Please let me explain. Its simple Orion is crazy INT.NOODLE DOODLE NOODLE HOODLE.DAY Terrance is eating noodles out of a new bowl as his father sits down in front of him Father Fong Why does boy no like you son? Terrance I no know father unit. But what he no know angers him so Father Fong If that so then no know is a go INT.INTERROGATION ROOM B.DAY Quik Now you listen here you little punk. I happen to love that noodle hut and you go in there with your little hate speech and you expect the LVPD to just let you do whatever you feel like? Orion Yes actually that’s exactly what I expect and my people though that you people were morons Quik I AM A MAN! A GROWN UP! SHOW SOME DAMN RESPECT!...KID! Orion I am. I said you are not as stupid as I thought you were. Isn’t that good enough? Quik You are in deep trouble. You are most likely going to do community service or even time in juvie Orion Gods don’t do time Quik You are not a god, you are just some kid that thinks that they can do anything they want Orion Wrong Quik Oh. Am I wrong? Please correct me Orion I know that I can do whatever I want. So much so, I will be leaving in a few minutes and there is nothing you can do about it Quik smirks Quik Oh really now. I would love to see this. INT.NOODLE DOODLE NOODLE HOODLE.DAY Father Fong Preparations are prepared son unit Terrance I make noodle calculations father unit and we be ready Father Fong They no see what they no can see coming Terrance Generally how no seeing go INT.INTERROGATION ROOM A.DAY Quintina walks back from the door to the room and stands in front of Steve Quintina Orion just told my partner that it’s all your fault. That you are the mastermind racist and he was just trying to hold Terrance away from you. Which would explain why you were on the ground. Steve Are you seriously that stupid? If he was trying to protect him then why would he have his hands around his throat? Quintina I don’t know Steve You don’t know or this is the worst attempt to play us off each other I’ve seen since episode fifty eight of CSI Toronto INT.NOODLE DOODLE NOODLE HOODLE.DAY Terrance pulls out an object from his book bag and shows it to his father Terrance Soon know we go Father Fong Slow we go so they no know Terrance Exactadoodle INT.WHITE HOUSE.DAY Keb enters the White House passing by a board that keeps track of how many days since the last person quit which is 1. Secret Service lead him to the oval office. A man stands behind the desk. As Keb approaches the man turns around and it’s Donald Trump. Trump Vladi I have to go. Talk soon about the upcoming elections INT.INTERROGATION ROOM B.DAY Quik Are you going to leave now? Orion Nope Quik How about now? Orion It’s not smart to mock a god Quik You are just a… Orion in a flash disappears out of the room, leaving a large hole in the wall. A dumbfounded Quik looks around in shock Quik Kid INT.INTERROGATION ROOM A.DAY In a blink of an eye Steve is taken out of the room the sound of two explosions can be heard. One of Orion entering and then leaving. Showing just how fast he is going INT.SKY.DAY A now adult Orion is flying through the air while holding Steve who is screaming for his life Orion Shut up. You should be thanking me for saving you from those two morons Steve Who the fuck are you? Orion I am your buddy Orion. Steve No you are not! Orion I am indeed. I am a fucking god and you will recognize. The sooner the better little Steve because I will need help with the impending doom that these two alien species bring upon earth Steve PUT ME DOWN! Orion Okay Orion drops Steve who screams as he falls towards earth. Before he hits the ground Orion swoops in and grabs him. Orion Will you shut up and listen now? Steve Just leave me be Orion So you rather be a flat Steve pancake then hear me out? I can make it happen Steve Fine Orion I as a god can grant you great powers. Powers that can and will help me defeat these alien scum and save this sad thing you guys call a planet. Steve What if I say no? Orion Then you will parish like the rest of them INT.WHITE HOUSE.DAY Trump Linda please bring the finest Hamberders for McDonalds for our fine guest. We are on the cusp of a great agreement. Linda Andrew just quit. Your new intern is Dillon Towns. Trump Send him, it’s on me but make sure he gets a receipt so I get reimbursed. But we will tell everyone I paid. I will be seen as the greatest human ever not just President. I will broker a deal for this new technology and I will keep all to myself. The world will fear me and my power. HOUR LATER Trump shuns away Dillon @Trifecta as he welcomes Kep into the dining hall. He hands Kep a diet coke and cheers it with his own Trump Gotta watch my obese figure Just then Orion literally crashes the party tackling Kep to the ground. Trump Who is (takes a bite of burger) this man Food flies out of his mouth as he talks Orion I am Orion. A god and this being is not here peacefully. He is here to destroy all lifeforms on this planet. Trump looks down at Kep in shock Trump Why didn’t you tell me this? We are not so different you and I Steve tries to talk Orion into stopping Steve Orion, enough is enough. We can get in big trouble for being in the white house without permission Orion Gods do not need permission Steve Not this again Orion Let me do what I have to since you are a wimp Orion picks up Kep by his throat and begins to choke the life out of him Trump You unhand that fine alien. He is a good alien. Not like you. You are the bad kind of hombre I am trying to keep out. Security make sure he goes back to south side of the border. Maybe find a cage to put him in. Orion tosses Kep aside Orion I’ll show myself out. Off this planet and let all you humans suffer at their hands. Orion disappears out of the room leaving a hole in the ceiling. Trump looks at the two holes Orion has created. Trump We will say Hussein did those and it was like that when we got here. He looks at Steve who is still in the room Trump Who are you? INT.SPACE.DAY As Orion leaves earth at high speed he looks back Orion Good riddance earthlings INT.WHITE HOUSE.DAY Trump and Kep are about to sign a treaty when Kep stands up as a beam of light can be seen. Terrance literally appears out of nowhere. Terrance Guess who here and no there Kep Terrance you arrive just in time Terrance In time for takeover no takedown. To uncrown a clown you must no frown. Trump looks at Terrance in shock Trump CHINA!!!!!! FADE TO BLACK End credit scene INT.SOMEWHERE NEAR MEXICO BORDER.DAY Steve is in a cage in a room with other kids in cages as he screams out “Orion”

Orion is a mountain of a man. Who will catch on soon enough... if line changes ever happen in Minnesota

Remember a few seasons ago as part of the pre build-up of Orion Slade. Robbie Entertainment a media conglomeration announced a plethora of epic superheroesque movies that the world has never seen. Well prepare yourself for the 2nd of the movies. Releasing Monday March 11th. Orion: The Rise of Fong promises to be more action packed then the first movie in the trilogy Orion: Beginnings which just setup the whole trilogy and laid down the framework for what will truly be an epic 2nd last movie for Robbie Entertainment. For those who do not know what to expect from a Robbie Entertainment movie just search the forum for Orion:Beginnings or King and Mulligan. You will get a quik, well… not so quik but informative run down on what to expect from the Rise of Fong. It truly will be an epic movie that maybe Robbie Entertainments best ever work. But that’s coming from me the person that made it. If the director of a movie does not believe in their own movie, it will fail. Watch Kevin Smith talk about Mallrats. A movie that bombed a the box office but has a cult following. He loves that movie. Where am I going with this? I have no idea. Enjoy Orion: The Rise of Fong. @TheLastOlympian07 @tfong

The Minnesota Storm going into the season were widely viewed as the best team in the league. They had a literal handful of players that were right at the cut off to even play in the VHLM. People were widely expecting them to slaughter teams. Well… fast forward to now. The team is struggling to beat teams that they should be easily beating. Teams that are bad are outshooting them like it was nothing and their star players are getting frustrated. One of those players is Orion Slade. Which comes to the surprise of no one really. For a man that is 8th in the league in scoring you would think he would be fine with his play and his teams play. But if you remember he wanted to purely dominate this season and twenty nine points is thirteen behind the league lead. Orion has been vocal in the teams locker room saying changes have to be made. One change is that he wants to be slotted on the left side or even the right side (prefers left) and let one of his line mates who is better in the faceoff circle play center. The league collectively seems to agree with him that they as a team need to get better in the faceoff circle. Yet changes have not been made. Coaching and top brass have not tried any new lines so far this season and Orion is getting a tad bit annoyed. “We come here to win a cup. On a promise to dominate. We have the talent to win. But we just can’t figure out a formula. I am not calling the GM bad or anything but he needs to take his head out of his ass and see that this team can be much better than it is right now” Minnesota sits fourth in the league on sheer luck. The way they have been playing they should be in last place. They have lost to the Reapers a few times. A team that has four wins. A team this good should be slaughtering teams like that and they are not. While the rest of the team is less vocal about their concerns Orion seems to have taken on the mantle and will speak up till the needed changes are made. “I’m not saying that I am not happy to play for this team. We clearly have the players to win games and win a championship. Last season we easily won the cup in Vegas so maybe I am expecting it to be that easy the whole time. I don’t know. I am not unhappy, I do not want a trade. I believe in this team. But that can quickly change like anything else on this planet. I know a fact everyone is fearing every time they play us. Fearing what if that is the game we finally wake up and the slaughter begins. But we as a team cannot tell you when that will happen, and there lies the problem” @Eudaldkp

Minnesota is faltering because we have not made any line changes

Orion should be 1st

1. Sure. Why not? I'm in the VHLM so I care, why? 2. First time I heard of this trade. So my morale stays the same. 3. Slaughtering the VHLM and winning yet another cup. Bettering myself so next season i can get a cup in Helsinki and the ROTY 4. I'm kinda in the grey area here. Ko Kane played last year. Good buddy of mine. But I play in the VHLM because well... It would have been pointless to have me play this season. To answer the question I love Helsinki. Always have. 5. Fuck it, I wished it was more like the VHLM where one maybe two teams load up. 6. It's called a white line. I came up with it. Lets say it involves tequila and salt. The rest is a secret.

Our new lines need to be used. This is getting old fast

Wow we suck

Well that went sideways.

Hello Vegas my old friend

Oh man... we have issues if we need OT to beat philly

Seattle 4-1

21 Riga Reign @ Moscow Menace  22 Helsinki Titans @ Calgary Wranglers 23 Toronto Legion @ HC Davos Dynamo  24 Seattle Bears @ New York Americans

they got our number so far

Well... that sucks.

Minnesota is taking the cup EASILY