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Every movie has it's odd parts and unexplained parts. This is one of ours. Another is Trump. Hamberders etc...

Make total insane claims and argue your insane point till you get bored. Let's see which insane claim lasts the longest. I'll go first (obviously) no one can make a new claim till I give up. Then it's a free for all to see who posts the next claim. The Earth is not round nor is it flat. It doesn't even exists. Our lives are one big movies about a planet named Earth. Filmed on another planet. It's on you to be more than a background actor.

Slade laughs at how they are the underdogs.

USA

Um Orion is on team USA

As you know Orion Slade is not happy at all with his play so far this season. So much so he is putting in insane amounts of hours in at the gym. This week he spent 12 hours in the gym, the week before 16 and 28 the week prior. The undrafted VHLM rookie is looking to not come back to the VHLM next season and with this pace it's pretty obviously that he will graces the roster of a VHL team next season. Look for him to up his points totally in the coming weeks because the amount of hours he is putting in, should pay off very soon. He clearly is the best VHLM signing this season and it's not even close. Orion promised a championship to Vegas before signing and it's looking like he will hold true to his word. Much to the disappointment of people playing for the horrible Ottawa team that are struggling to keep up with Vegas. Orion has worked hard lately, so hard that Team USA has noticed and announced him to the World JR roster. Where he will be counted on to be the team leader. It's hard to say, who has the best team at this seasons tournament but if Orion has his way, the Americans will be walking away with gold which he will be adding to his championship this season in the VHLM. Couple that with his practice hours, VHL teams will be wanting to draft him in the upcoming VHL draft but they know he will not stick with the team because Orion has said he will be championship hunting so loyalty means nothing to him. So it maybe a race to get a massive steal in the 2nd or even 3rd round. Where Orion may fall because no one really comes out of the 3rd round that becomes a good player so wasting a pick on a player that will bolt makes sense in the 3rd or even late 2nd.

I cannot claim the same link more then once. But I have a backlog of answered questions and questions so here we go 1. I doubt I will come back as a player. I've built up this Orion guy as my last and he will be my last. I am far to busy to be busy on this site. I may hop on once in a while to fuck around but thats about it. 2. It's boring as fuck. Like seriously, with forwards it's exciting because the points and shit. D well that's boring also but not as boring as a goalie 3. Off and one since S2? I think. But I left for like 8 seasons one time, and like 6 another. 4. Not really following the league, never really do. So sure. I'll let you believe that. 5. Vegas destroys the whole league. Ottawa finishes last because they suck dick

Since it will not let me claim questions from the same press conference I have to open a thread for each 5 questions 1. Um it feels fucking amazing. Why wouldn't it? Vegas has a team because of me. So for me to come to Vegas with my last player, it's amazing and I know we will win because well... everyone else sucks compared to us. 2. I work in film so I will focus my job. It's a time demanding job. I will also focus on my wife and two kids. Finally I will do a ton of traveling. 3. Uh... Well I had expectations of many cups and kind of failed that unless Helsinki pulls one of their ass this season. I doubt it but we will see. Player wise he did what I thought he would do, I know I didn't put enough work into him for anything major like awards but he was considered one of the best for a few seasons. Which is good no? 4. Well this question is weeks old. But yes any team with Orion on it is a legit contender. We cannot be beat in 7 games series. 5. I will hop around from championship team to championship team like a pornstar in a gangbang.

Orion Slade is very happy with his decision to sign in Las Vegas because the team is the clear cut favorite to win the championship with no real contender to beat them. Much like the last time Orion Slade's Agent ran the team. With the team slaughtering teams and not using lube you would think that their star, mythical god would be happy but insiders are saying that he is not happy with his own play. He started off slow but as it sits at 23 points in 26 games which is nothing to scoff at. Well Orion is not happy that he is not leading the league in points and putting the fear of him into everyone in the league. Yes fear of him, he is a god so saying fear of god would make sense but fuck you. Orion has promised to work double as hard to make sure that his play in the next 26 games even better. He wants to slaughter the league just like his team is. Orion in a interview said "My play is just unacceptable it's lazy and flat hockey. I need to hold myself in a higher degree then these little mortals. If I let myself slip down to their levels I will never be better then Covington. I need to be better than him because that guy is a pure fucking ass. Calls me up all coked out of his mind and chirps me. DURING FUCKING GAMES! why do I have my phone on the bench? because I can. I am a very important person and people always tweet at me and shit. The VHLM is a joke of a league so I will continue to not a give a fuck about the game it's self. I only care about my stats and if my team is winning games. The only time I give a fuck is when we are bending Ottawa over and they are crying telling us to take it easy on them. FUCK YOU! I don't take it easy. I have two speeds Murder and slaughter. Like it or not I don't give a fuck." That's a pretty crazy statement from a player that is so far behind in the scoring race but he did not and will not back off the statement. Maybe just maybe he should focus on playing better and not so much on "fucking shit up" but that's just a thought.

Beat them again

To say i was surprised would be a lie

Fong

When you can barely beat Oslo you know you have problems

Nice wins boys

Huge game for me

To ensure they miss the playoffs

Sure anything is close when we've raped you in a few games already.

Had enough of us yet? Sure you won this one but we've been proving we're the better team so far. Will continue to do so.

Even bad teams win once in a while

Looky there, they won, I lied

Liar. You mad. You play for the inferior team. We beat you guys what? 4 times now. Suck it.

LOL Ottawa a better team my ass

LOL Ottawa

LOL you mad