MexicanCow123

INDEX
 
I also did Devise's job so here you go.
 
@VHLE GM Index is here, pre-season should be set to go. I culled the rosters based on what the portal said so go through and let me know if your missing people. I know it's weird with the prospect pools being full of players with TPA so I just wanted to make sure I have everything correct. Shoot me a DM or PM if you have issues, concerns, or anything to bring up. Let's have a fun season 85.  

INDEX
 
So I was bored and decided to do Josh's job for him.
 
@VHL GM It's that time again! Please review your rosters to make sure they look good. Sims start on Wednesday evening so make sure you have your lines in well before that. If you don't I will purposely make really bad lines for you.
 
<Copypasta on how to do lines>
Anyway, you all know the drill by now, GM's are no longer required to email in their lines to submit them. To send in your lines please use the Team Management section of the portal. The process for downloading the client file and using STHS to make your lines is still the same, and if you have manual requests due to waiver pick ups or other roster changes please PM me your notes through Discord.
<End>
 
I think that covers it, best of luck everyone. I'll be pinging the VHL Sim Alert role on Discord before each sim so make sure you're signed up for that.

INDEX
 
I also did Devise's job so here you go.
 
@VHLE GM Index is here, pre-season should be set to go. I culled the rosters based on what the portal said so go through and let me know if your missing people. I know it's weird with the prospect pools being full of players with TPA so I just wanted to make sure I have everything correct. Shoot me a DM or PM if you have issues, concerns, or anything to bring up. Let's have a fun season 85.  

I just want the leagues PayPal information 

INDEX
 
(Thanks for the copy paste Bek!) @VHLM GM To send in your lines please use the Team Management section of the portal, if you have manual requests due to waiver pick ups or other roster changes please PM me your notes. For this first set if there any any issues in your rosters please let me know as soon as possible so I can correct them before the first sim Wednesday. I made sure all rosters can be at least valid (in fact we have re-done all the bots LAST season) so we should have no problems there but if you're missing any players, if any players are the wrong position, or anything else I need to know. A reminder that the portal and the sim are different entities so having someone on your roster portal wise does not guarantee they will be in your roster sim wise. I have to add them manually so please be as clear as possible with any requests. Last bit of house keeping is a reminder that your lines should not be renamed in any way from the default. Changing the name at all will make the auto-load lines function skip your lines and I'm not likely to notice so please be sure they are simply named after your team as is the default.
 
Also like the last few seasons the farm system is on since it needs to be on all season or not at all. While the Junior system is not in use games will still be simmed (they are done at the same time) but they won't be posted. If we click Juniors over to being active (which has yet to happen) we'll get games posted for it as well. You guys will be in charge of your junior lines as well as your pro lines when the time comes to turn it on so make sure you remember that.
 
I cannot promise you a specific time for games, although 10:00PM EST is most likely; whenever games do run they will be live at the link below. I can't promise you they will be very entertaining; in fact I can almost guarantee that they won't be. However in an effort to be more transparent with our simming you will all be able to watch me click buttons in all it's glory. I will do my best to put a message on discord whenever I go live and you can use the #roles channel to subscribe to the notifications so you won't miss when sims are going live. I also suggest downloading the VHL App which will allow you to receive push notifications when games are posted.
 
Good luck to everyone this season and let's have another good one!  
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4GnLJZRiRvJVUz2dfXhyUg
 

INDEX
 
I also did Devise's job so here you go.
 
@VHLE GM Index is here, pre-season should be set to go. I culled the rosters based on what the portal said so go through and let me know if your missing people. I know it's weird with the prospect pools being full of players with TPA so I just wanted to make sure I have everything correct. Shoot me a DM or PM if you have issues, concerns, or anything to bring up. Let's have a fun season 85.  

INDEX
 
(Thanks for the copy paste Bek!) @VHLM GM To send in your lines please use the Team Management section of the portal, if you have manual requests due to waiver pick ups or other roster changes please PM me your notes. For this first set if there any any issues in your rosters please let me know as soon as possible so I can correct them before the first sim Wednesday. I made sure all rosters can be at least valid (in fact we have re-done all the bots LAST season) so we should have no problems there but if you're missing any players, if any players are the wrong position, or anything else I need to know. A reminder that the portal and the sim are different entities so having someone on your roster portal wise does not guarantee they will be in your roster sim wise. I have to add them manually so please be as clear as possible with any requests. Last bit of house keeping is a reminder that your lines should not be renamed in any way from the default. Changing the name at all will make the auto-load lines function skip your lines and I'm not likely to notice so please be sure they are simply named after your team as is the default.
 
Also like the last few seasons the farm system is on since it needs to be on all season or not at all. While the Junior system is not in use games will still be simmed (they are done at the same time) but they won't be posted. If we click Juniors over to being active (which has yet to happen) we'll get games posted for it as well. You guys will be in charge of your junior lines as well as your pro lines when the time comes to turn it on so make sure you remember that.
 
I cannot promise you a specific time for games, although 10:00PM EST is most likely; whenever games do run they will be live at the link below. I can't promise you they will be very entertaining; in fact I can almost guarantee that they won't be. However in an effort to be more transparent with our simming you will all be able to watch me click buttons in all it's glory. I will do my best to put a message on discord whenever I go live and you can use the #roles channel to subscribe to the notifications so you won't miss when sims are going live. I also suggest downloading the VHL App which will allow you to receive push notifications when games are posted.
 
Good luck to everyone this season and let's have another good one!  
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4GnLJZRiRvJVUz2dfXhyUg
 

INDEX
 
I also did Devise's job so here you go.
 
@VHLE GM Index is here, pre-season should be set to go. I culled the rosters based on what the portal said so go through and let me know if your missing people. I know it's weird with the prospect pools being full of players with TPA so I just wanted to make sure I have everything correct. Shoot me a DM or PM if you have issues, concerns, or anything to bring up. Let's have a fun season 85.  

INDEX
 
(Thanks for the copy paste Bek!) @VHLM GM To send in your lines please use the Team Management section of the portal, if you have manual requests due to waiver pick ups or other roster changes please PM me your notes. For this first set if there any any issues in your rosters please let me know as soon as possible so I can correct them before the first sim Wednesday. I made sure all rosters can be at least valid (in fact we have re-done all the bots LAST season) so we should have no problems there but if you're missing any players, if any players are the wrong position, or anything else I need to know. A reminder that the portal and the sim are different entities so having someone on your roster portal wise does not guarantee they will be in your roster sim wise. I have to add them manually so please be as clear as possible with any requests. Last bit of house keeping is a reminder that your lines should not be renamed in any way from the default. Changing the name at all will make the auto-load lines function skip your lines and I'm not likely to notice so please be sure they are simply named after your team as is the default.
 
Also like the last few seasons the farm system is on since it needs to be on all season or not at all. While the Junior system is not in use games will still be simmed (they are done at the same time) but they won't be posted. If we click Juniors over to being active (which has yet to happen) we'll get games posted for it as well. You guys will be in charge of your junior lines as well as your pro lines when the time comes to turn it on so make sure you remember that.
 
I cannot promise you a specific time for games, although 10:00PM EST is most likely; whenever games do run they will be live at the link below. I can't promise you they will be very entertaining; in fact I can almost guarantee that they won't be. However in an effort to be more transparent with our simming you will all be able to watch me click buttons in all it's glory. I will do my best to put a message on discord whenever I go live and you can use the #roles channel to subscribe to the notifications so you won't miss when sims are going live. I also suggest downloading the VHL App which will allow you to receive push notifications when games are posted.
 
Good luck to everyone this season and let's have another good one!  
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4GnLJZRiRvJVUz2dfXhyUg
 

Hari Singh Nalwa has accepted Warsaw's offer.

19th Annual Unofficial VHL Regular Season Awards – S84
Another exciting regular season has come to a close. That means we can dole out some regular season awards! Welcome everyone to the 19th Annual Unofficial VHL Regular Season Awards honoring the highs and lows of S84! Thank you to everyone that reads this.
 
These awards have been created by me. There is no voting process and they are not officially recognized by the VHL Board of Governors. I wrote descriptions for most of these award names in the original award post.
 
For each award, I list the winners from the last 5 seasons. If you want to check out the award winners from every season, use this link: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sAZtX3bxVpPTIsKe1rSRVOenH1-iyWzbQEdR9ZvYOdU/edit?usp=sharing
 
I also document the “all-time” record for each category. Of course, by that I mean all-time for the existence of these awards, not all-time, all-time. Clear? Ok, good. Let’s get things underway!
 
 
The Pylon Award (worst +/- rating) – Ryan Li @Ryan Li 
 
After coming close to winning the award with a -59 last season, Ryan Li was determined to win it this year. His determination paid off. He captures the award with a -60 this season.
 
All-time record: S82 – creed -  -156
 
Last 5 Pylon Award Winners:
Season
Player
+ / -
S84
Ryan Li
-60
S83
Barron Kruulenstien
-66
S82
creed
-156
S81
chris foley
-96
S80
Nathan Steele
-77
 
 
 
The Gandhi Award (least penalty minutes, min 1,000 minutes played) – Florida Man @zepheter 
 
In what is probably the least likely name-award combination, Florida Man wins the Gandhi award by having only 2 PIM in 1,880 minutes played.
 
All-time record: S81 - Brendan Telker - 0 PIM, 2211 Minutes Played
 
Last 5 Gandhi Award Winners:
Season
Player
PIM
Minutes Played
S84
Florida Man
2
1880
S83
Mason Jones
2
2146
S82
Omi Aberg
2
2132
S81
Brendan Telker
0
2211
S80
Jakob Sosa
0
2052
 
 
 
The Major2 Award (most major penalties) - Cadmael Ixazaluoh @Vice 
 
Cadmeal earned nine majors this season, all of the were fighting majors. They had a symmetric 3-3-3 fight record. Rumor has it that they were going to get in more fights, but didn’t want to mess up their even record.
 
All-time Record: S77 – Randy Marsh - 14 Majors
 
Previous Major2 Award Winners:
Season
Player
Major Penalties
S84
Cadmael Ixazaluoh
9
S83
Brian Payne
11
S82
Owen Taylor
12
S81
Magnus Verlander
9
S80
Julian Nousiainen
10
 
 
 
The Timex Award (received most hits) – Duncan Idaho @OrbitingDeath  
 
The last couple of seasons, this award, the number of hits received directly lines up to the points leader. Duncan Idaho followed suit, they had the most points in the league and they received the most hits, with 316.
 
All-time Record: S82 – Bogdan Trunov - 408 Hits taken
 
Last 5 Timex Award Winners:
Season
Player
Hits Taken
S84
Duncan Idaho
316
S83
Saku Kotkakoivu
346
S82
Bogdan Trunov
408
S81
Lester Green
381
S80
Asher Reinhart
360
 
 
 
The John Wayne Award (most shots on goal) - Duncan Idaho @OrbitingDeath  
 
Duncan Idaho has always been a force on the ice. This season was no different. They led the league by taking 621 shots on goal.
 
All-time record: S82 – Jerome Reinhart - 713 Shots on goal
 
Last 5 John Wayne Award Winners:
Season
Player
Shots on Goal
S84
Duncan Idaho
621
S83
Saku Kotkakoivu
692
S82
Jerome Reinhart
713
S81
Jerome Reinhart
711
S80
Asher Reinhart
637
 
 
 
The “Hit the Broadside of the Barn” Award (most own shots blocked) - Alex Johnston @Alex 
 
In a very tight race, Alex beat out Duncan Idaho by one blocked shot (187 to 186) to claim this award.
 
All-time record:  S81 – Jerome Reinhart - 204 Own shots blocked
 
Last 5 HtBotB Award Winners:
Season
Player
Own Shots Blocked
S84
Alex Johnston
187
S83
Saku Kotkakoivu
189
S82
Taylor Mourning
195
S81
Jerome Reinhart
204
S80
Asher Reinhart
169
 
 
 
The “Can’t Hit the Broadside of the Barn” Award (most own shots missed) – Baby Bob @Baby Boomer 
 
Baby Bob netted this award by missing the next a league high 415 times.
 
All-time record: S81 – Jerome Reinhart - 532 Shots missed
 
Last 5 CHtBotB Award Winners:
Season
Player
Shots Missed
S84
Baby Bob
415
S83
Saku Kotkakoivu
509
S82
Jerome Reinhart
489
S81
Jerome Reinhart
532
S80
Asher Reinhart
455
 
 
 
The New Shin Pads Award (most blocked shots) – Jaromir Lemiuex @hockeyis66 
 
Jaromir Lemiuex used all sort of combinations to block more shots than anyone else in the league. 268 to be exact.
 
All-time record: S82 – creed - 460 Shots blocked
 
Last 5 New Shin Pads Award Winners:
Season
Player
Shots Blocked
S84
Jaromir Lemiuex
268
S83
Barron Kruulenstien
261
S82
creed
460
S81
Artair McCloud
237
S80
Chicken Wing
235
 
 
The Tired Legs Award (most minutes played) - Jerome Reinhart @MexicanCow123  
 
In an interesting twist, Jerome Reinhart was traded during the season, this led to them playing 74 games. Those two additional games gave them the extra time to win this award over normal 72 gamer, Igor Molotov @Dom. Jerome ended up with exactly 2400 minutes played.
 
All-time record: S82 – Chicken Wing – 2,512 Minutes played
 
Last 5 Tired Legs Award Winners:
Season
Player
Minutes Played
S84
Jerome Reinhart
2400
S83
Rhys Trenton
2374
S82
Chicken Wing
2512
S81
Artair McCloud and Ryan Vidot
2469
S80
Chicken Wing
2333
 
 
 
The Snap! Award (most power play minutes) - Napoleon Dynamite @thadthrasher 
 
Napoleon Dynamite danced his way to this award, spending 369 minutes on the powerplay. One minute more than runner-up Hari Singh Nalwa @Dil.
 
All-time record: S79 - Muffbeav - 454 power play minutes
 
Last 5 Snap! Award Winners:
Season
Player
PP Minutes
S84
Napoleon Dynamite
369
S83
Battre Sandstrom
339
S82
Tyler Reinhart
397
S81
Bogdan Trunov
397
S80
Scotty Kaberle
391
 
 
 
The 1 vs. 100 Award (most time on penalty kill) - Deron Nesbitt @AW13 
 
Deron was on the ice, killing penalties for 335 minutes.
 
All-time record: S79 - Gustislav Nasherov - 447 penalty kill minutes
               
Last 5 1 vs. 100 Award Winners:
Season
Player
PK Minutes
S84
Deron Nesbitt
335
S83
Zeedayno Chara
340
S82
Hulk Hogan 2
359
S81
Sven Eightnine
319
S80
Sven Reikkinen
346
 
 
 
The Sean Archer Award (highest face-off win %, min 1,000 faceoffs) – Paul Atreides @Mr_Hatter 
 
Apparently there is a big mess-up in the index for Faceoff stats.
Based on the index, the winner is Igor Molotov with 33.09% of 3,835 faceoffs taken. That number changes when you go to their individual page in the index, which shows 52.10% faceoffs won. That’s still nowhere near what the actual winner would have, so I had to dive a little deeper. The individual leaders page appears to have the actual values displayed. According to that, Paul Atreides gets the award by winning 61.22% of 3,040 faceoffs taken.
 
All-time record: S74 - Brock Louth - 63.72% face-offs won
               
Last 5 Sean Archer Award Winners:
Season
Player
Face Off Pct
S84
Paul Atreides
61.22%
S83
Zeedayno Chara
63.17%
S82
Pistil Stamen
62.10%
S81
Aloe Dear
60.70%
S80
Dakota Lamb
60.66%
 
 
 
The Castor Troy Award (lowest face-off win %, min 1,000 faceoffs) - Pistol Pete @PistolP 
 
In the history of running these awards, there’s been situations with the stats where I had to decide a tie-breaker or figure out who to give an award to on the fly. I’ve never encountered a situation like this though. The results displaying in the index itself for FO% are inaccurate. That’s really making it difficult to figure out the actual winner. The only thing I can come up with is to use the dreaded asterisk. With the previous award, I was able to get the stats of the actual winner by going to the individual leaders page. Unfortunately for this award, that page only displays the best and not the worst. So, this one is kind of a guess.
 
Pistol Pete wins it with an inaccurate 25.12% of faceoffs won, on their player page it says they won 43.73% of their faceoffs, which probably has them in the running if the stats were accurate.
 
I’m not going through an looking at every single person’s page to figure it out. Maybe I’ll change this after the fact if someone can send me proof of the actual winner.
 
I really don’t understand how this happened, but the show must go on….
 
 
All-time record: S79 - Gustislav Nasherov – 29.60% face-offs won.
               
Last 5 Castor Troy Award Winners:
Season
Player
Face Off Pct
S84*
Pistol Pete
43.73%
S83
Gregory Bates
31.86%
S82
Eeli Rantanen
30.47%
S81
Otto Numminen
44.06%
S80
Frank Funk Jr
39.19%
 
 
 
The Triple Deke Award (most penalty shot goals) - Zach Kisslinger II @Kisslinger 
 
Zach Kisslinger II finishes in first place for this award by scoring 7 penalty shot goals. The next closest was 4 goals. Great job!
 
All-time record: S67 - Veran Dragomir and S78 - Thomas Landry II - 8 penalty shot goals
               
Last 5 Triple Deke Award Winners:
Season
Player
Penalty Shot Goals
S84
Zach Kisslinger II
7
S83
Zeedayno Chara
7
S82
Baby Bob
4
S81
Armani Calamari
5
S80
Calvin Hobbes
5
 
 
 
The Rocky Award (most fights won) – Paul Atreides @Mr_Hatter 
 
Mr. Atreides brought down the house with a fantastic 4-0-2 fight record this season. The 4 wins nabbed him the award outright, but 0 losses means he would have likely won the tiebreaker if there were on anyway. For those interested in last year’s rookie sensation Brian Payne @Scurvy, they followed up their all-time great season with a much more average 2-3-1 fight record for this season. No one said winning fights is easy!
 
All-time record: S83 Brian Payne – 7 fights won
               
Last 5 Rocky Award Winners:
Season
Player
Fights Won
S84
Paul Atreides
4
S83
Brian Payne
7
S82
Owen Taylor
4
S81
Pistil Stamen
3
S80
Jared Carter
4
 
 
 
 
The Glass Joe Award (most fights lost) – Deagun Rust @Spade18 
 
Deagun Rust may have needed some oil to help them out. Their fight record was a league worst 0-3-2. Their three fight losses tied them with Brian Payne @Scurvyand Cadmael Ixazaluoh @Vice, but Rust loses on the tie breaker.
 
All-time record: S74 - Lee Xin and S69 Rusty Shackleford - 5 fights lost
               
Last 5 Glass Joe Award Winners:
Season
Player
Fights Lost
S84
Deagun Rust
3
S83
Kyle Glass
3
S82
Vasile Lamb
2
S81
Magnus Verlander
3
S80
Magnus Verlander
3
 
 
 
The Stars Award (most stars won) – Duncan Idaho @OrbitingDeath  
 
Duncan Idaho claims this award for the second time in their career. They amassed a fantastic 33 total stars this season. A very even-keel 10 1st stars, 10 2nd stars, and 13 3rd stars. Special recognition to both Nico Pearce @Spartan and Baby Bob @Baby Boomer who tied for the league lead with 15 first stars. Also shoutout to Papa Emeritus @Beketov, who led all goalies with 24 total stars.
 
All-time record: S76 - Mikko Lahtinen – 34 total stars
               
Last 5 Stars Award Winners:
Season
Player
Total Stars
S84
Duncan Idaho
33
S83
Zeedayno Chara
31
S82
Taylor Mourning
33
S81
Justin Lose
28
S80
Duncan Idaho
28
 
 
 
The “Always a Bridesmaid” Award (most stars without winning 1st star) – Asher Reinhart @rjfryman 
 
Asher was burned by never being given a first star. But they get to claim this award because of it, their 13 stars without a first start ties the all-time record and wins them the award for this season.
 
All-time record: S84 – Asher Reinhart, S72 - Lewis Dawson, and S67 Dan Baillie - 13 stars
               
Last 5 Bridesmaid Award Winners:
Season
Player
Stars
S84
Asher Reinhart
13
S83
Tui Sova
12
S82
Gustav Hjalmarsson
9
S81
Donny Carter
8
S80
Mistxh J
12
 
 
The Biggest Backpack Award (player with the largest difference in points from the rest of their team) - Nico Pearce @Spartan 
 
Nico was the centerpiece of the Helsinki offense. They scored 32 more point than their next teammate, Nezuko @Baozi.
 
All-time record: S82 – Taro Tsujimoto - 52 points more than nearest teammate
           
Last 5 Backpack Award Winners:
Season
Player
Point Difference from nearest teammate
S84
Nico Pearce
32
S83
Saku Kotkakoivu
23
S82
Taro Tsujimoto
52
S81
Alex Johnston
32
S80
Nathan Perry and Julian Nousiainen
22
 
 
 
The Anniversary Award (rank in total points matches season number) - DB III @wcats 
 
This is season 84, so the award goes to the player in 84th place in total points. Congratulations to DB III! They recorded 51 points this season, good enough for 84th place.
 
Last 5 Anniversary Award Winners:
Season
Player
Points
S84
DB III
51
S83
Robert Wilk
54
S82
Jakub Brozik
71
S81
AJ Williams
76
S80
Frank Funk Jr
71
 
 
 
 
The Eggshell Award (goalie with most overtime losses) - Cole Pearce @N0HBDY 
 
Cole Pearce and Oskar Lindbergh @Doomsday tied with 9 OT losses. Pearce gets the award because they played in less games.
 
All-time record: S82 - Sirkants Klamasteris, S78 – Calvin Harvey, S75 - Doug Dimmadome, and S71 Jaxx Hextall - 11 OT games lost
 
Previous Eggshell Award Winners:
Season
Player
Overtime Games Lost
S84
Cole Pearce
9
S83
David Davis
9
S82
Sirkants Klamasteris
11
S81
Papa Emeritus
9
S80
Aksu Maronen
10
 
 
 
The Jason Voorhees Award (most PIM by a Goalie) - Oskar Lindbergh @Doomsday 
 
Clearly being upset by the number of OT losses, Oskar Lindbergh committed 16 PIM, more than any other goalie this season.
 
All-time record: S76 - Doug Dimmadome - 29 PIM
 
Previous Jason Voorhees Award Winners:
Season
Player
PIM
S84
Oskar Lindbergh
16
S83
Ben Dahl
14
S82
Thadius Sales
18
S81
Barry Taffe
23
S80
Tater Tot
14
 
 
  
The Poke Check Award (highest % of penalty shots stopped, min 10 penalty shots against) - David Davis @Josh 
 
David Davis saved saves 80% of the 25 penalty shots they faced. That’s enough to lead the league and win the award.
 
All-time record: S81 – Tater Tot – 100% penalty shots stopped (10 shots faced)
 
Previous Poke Check Award Winners:
Season
Player
Penalty Shots Stopped
S84
David Davis
80.0%
S83
Dexter Vaughn
80.0%
S82
Tater Tot
88.2%
S81
Tater Tot
100.0%
S80
Kunibuni UnGuri
81.2%
 
 
 
That wraps it up for this season! Another year, another successful award ceremony! Congratulations and/or condolences to all the winners! As always, please provide any suggestions, insights, or thoughts in the comments. Thank you all for reading and continuing to make this a successful column!
 
 
Over 2,000 words. Will claim for 4 weeks.

I didn't know @Acydburn was still involved in the VHLE

That concludes this thread. Thank you so much to each and everyone one of you who came along for our adventures. I look forward to bringing you more content in the future!

Shut up

That concludes this thread. Thank you so much to each and everyone one of you who came along for our adventures. I look forward to bringing you more content in the future!

Im gonna miss this maybe next year we do this with the 3 of us!

Roller Skating was interesting 

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You could before, but now you have evidence to support it.

so you're saying that now I can make fun of dil for not being able to skate?

Get hyped for tomorrow's arcade adventures 🙌 
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Roller Skating was interesting 

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Roller Skating was interesting 

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form is better than cow's
 

Dil focused on the road