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hey hogan hope all is well in these trying times what program do you use to make graphics? I’d be surprised if it doesn’t have layer properties and blend mode.

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Inform the inhabitants of Helsinki that the crime rate is about to go way up and the rest of the European Conference is going way down . Time to put pucks in nets.

In my completely biased opinion I think Dan Dan should have 100% of the vote. Vote Dan Dan today

Florida Man is the truth.

1. With the off-season looming, what do you think LA needs to do the most in their off-season? Retaining players isn't going to be easy. It would be impossible to use the picks they have to build a competitive team. The best course of action is to rebuild. 2. A lot of teams likely needing shake-ups due to retirements, is this the year of the rebuild? Yep, I think it would be a detriment to both the team and players to stick around. 3. New GM in town, what is your honest suggestions to get LA back to the big time? I trust IR can get LA on track and it starts with the rebuild. 4. Toronto also got a new GM, congrats Doomsday! What are your thoughts on Toronto next season? I like the look of Toronto. They're on the cusp of being a true contender. I think they could use one more high end forward. 5. What does your player do pre-game to get FOCUSED? Chatting with the team, listening to music, bouncing around and staying in a good mood. 6. If you could add one legacy player to the team, who would it be and why? That's easy. I wanna play with the GOAT, Scotty Campbell. I'd set all sorts of career highs. Honorable mentions to Hulk Hogan and Dan Dan. Both incredible players that have carried me in the past.

1. We beat Calgary in 7, and are off to face Team Meta. Do you think we can beat them despite the hard time that Calgary gave us? I thought we could, but we couldn't. F Vancouver. 2. Have you toyed with the hybrid attribute tool yet? Nope. Haven't been on much so I missed the whole introduction. I have a very 3. Were you surprised with the outcome of the Moscow and London series? Honestly not. Moscow has an insane team. 4. Who do you think is going to win it all in the VHLM? I'm not sure to be completely honest with you. Haven't paid much attention to the M this season. 5. Has spring sprung where you live? Allergies are acting up as usually. Just the world actively trying to ruin my day every time I step outside. 6. What is your favourite beverage to consume? (alcoholic or non) Vanilla crown and root beer is probably my favorite mixed drink. Other than that I love water.

Hope you all had a great weekend! More questions: 1. We just acquired defenseman Milan Dvorak. What are your thoughts on management going all in at the deadline? 2. Despite dropping the last two games, we had a pretty strong week. Do you like our chances of finishing on top of the standings? 3. Our defensemen have been very active recently, racking up a ton of goals for us. How important is production from your defense? 4. Are you modeling your build off of another player? If so, which player? If not, what playing style are you trying to go for? 5. Do you have a favorite NHL team? If not NHL, any other hockey league around the world? 6. Spring break is just around the corner for me. What is the coolest place you have been to for spring break?

florida man is gonna go crazy. he might kidnap the commissioner and steal the cup at this rate. too much

your team has so much potential minion but you gotta make the right moves. this aint it!

If you dream hard enough you might just end up with a line this beautiful. Thankfully I did, and the Dan Dan meta came to fruition. Couldn't do it without you fellas. Let's keep it going @GreenGato @MMFLEX

Been a bit busy this weekend, hope you guys are having a good one. I've got some more questions for you: 1. We did it! We've finally overcome the difference between us and Rome. Do you think we can remain strong and finish atop the E? 2. If you were the GM, would you do anything to improve the team? Or would you rather stick with what we have? 3. We currently have the league leaders in goals(Zucarello), assists(Ranogajec), and basically every major goalie stat(Protagonist). What is it like to play with some of the best talent in the league? If you are one of the three mentioned, did you expect the season to go this well? 4. With the VHL All Star game and skills competition behind us. Which competition is your favorite? Personally, I have to go with the save streak. 5. If you could run the VHL for a day, what is one thing you would add, change or put more focus on? 6. Is hockey your favorite sport? What is the most entertaining aspect to you?

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WAIT WAIT WAIT hold on guys can we resume this conversation AFTER Florida Man retires?

Florida Man is more than just a hockey player. He is an icon for delinquent boys and girls across the globe. One that doesn’t take no for an answer, and gives his all whether he is on the ice or robbing a bank with with no regard for his own life. Many throw around the term “generational talent” like it is a football on Sundays, but there are levels to this. I preach about the Florida Man meta, and I promise you I am telling the truth when I say it is inevitable. You can relate it to an avalanche going downhill, FAST. When Florida Man establishes his presence, just know something is gonna get real deal fluffed up. All season long, in the great city of Los Angeles, Florida Man made the most of his talents. Whether it was posting up multi-point performances, stealing money from high profile celebrities, whipping his Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat through the traffic-infested streets of downtown LA, or running rooftop to rooftop in his favorite crocs. Yes, just the crocs. While he might not be the role model we asked for, he is a living reminder for kids to stay away from hard drugs and bad temptations. You might be wondering how a lunatic with a Florida tattoo on his forehead can split time playing in the world’s top professional hockey league and also be up to so much tomfoolery. The truth is, nobody really knows. Florida Man lives on his own terms. He has taken all of the restrictions set up by the team and governments across the world, and basically thrown them out of the window. When there are questions, he does not sit around and wait for answers. He seeks out the answers in any way he sees fit. Drawing back to hockey, Florida Man is the answer in all situations. He will go out there and give you a performance that will amaze you every single night. It is not in his nature to put up identical performances. Always demanding more from himself and his teammates. Whether the Stars are killing a penalty, have a power play of their own, or in the final minutes of the game. They can call upon Florida Man and expect him to deliver. Gifted a clutch gene at birth, he has had timely goals throughout his entire career to help him win some of the greatest achievements that hockey has to offer. He is just getting started, so it is only a matter of time before that clutch gene makes its mark on the rest of the VHL.

Florida Men takeover!!! idk why I’m using this emoji but I like it

no florida man???

Hope everyone is having a great weekend! Here are some questions for you: 1. Has anything surprised you about your player or the team so far? 2. Calix Pearce had a big debut sim with 6 points in 4 games. What are your thoughts on the trade and the player we're getting? 3. With a 9-3-2 record this week, we have the opportunity to cement ourselves as a top two team the rest of the season. Do you think we can keep this up? 4. If you could pick VHL players to be on a line/pairing with, who would they be? As a forward my two are Druss Deathwalker and Matty Fire. 5. If you could go on a vacation in the city of any VHLE team, which would it be? Anything specific you would like to see? 6. Say you just won the Stanley Cup. How are you spending your day with the cup and what is the weirdest thing you would consume out of it?

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