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I think the signature I submitted was for last week, Green. I posted it on the 5th I believe, it just took a week before it was graded. I assume I can claim it for last week and then submit this, for this week (July 6-12).

Jody 3 Moons has stormed onto the VHL scene in recent weeks and is slowly becoming a sought after commodity heading into the S39 VHLM entry draft. Although he has been at the center of attention at times, the picture remains unclear as to what the future holds for the young Ukrainian heartthrob. As we head into the S39 preseason, 3 Moons has made himself unavailable to the media instead dedicating himself to ensuring he is in peak physical condition for the upcoming VHLM entry draft. When, or if, his name will be called at the draft has been a hotly debated topic, with VHL analysts being unable to even come close to agreeing upon a draft ranking for the outspoken young phenom. Fitness and dietary issues have been another concern for VHL scouts There is a massive upside to 3 Moons in the modern game, where big bodied physical players are exactly what you want down the middle. He posses both size and strength with his 6'1”, 202 lb. frame and is especially talented in the face-off circle. He has spent the off-season training hard to improve both his play-making ability along with his scoring touch. Despite being played out of position on the wing during his short stint with the Moscow Red Wolves, 3 Moons is confident that VHLM teams cannot ignore his nature ability at the centre position. Regardless of his off-ice antics, which seem to be a re-occurring trend in this off-season, 3 Moons is an unselfish player who likes to look for the pass just as often as he likes to dangle and snipe top shelf. His offensive skills and physicality are prominent but the defensive aspects of his game are still suspect, and to excel at both the VHL and VHLM level, the controversial rookie will have to improve on his play without the puck. His stint with the Moscow Red Wolves in their S38 playoff drive did not go as planned for hockey's self-proclaimed 'Travis Tritt'. Playing very limited minutes saw him unable to make any recognizable impact in the Red Wolves playoff run, as they were defeated in the second round by the Turku Outlaws. Through 11 playoff appearances 3 Moons averaged under 2 minutes per game and registered just a single shot on net. His physicality, a trait which was considered one of his major assets, also did not have an impact as the bruising forward ended his playoff campaign with 1 hit. He was never given a chance to line up at his natural centre position and his play completely faltered. Red Wolves' coach and GM d3vilsfire did entrust 3 Moons with 1 minute on the penalty kill, so it's evident that he was picked up on waivers to fill a defensive role on the team. Jody 3 Moons playing for the Moscow Red Wolves in the S38 VHLM Playoffs A poor S38 playoff performance with Moscow has undoubtedly caused Jody 3 Moons' already mediocre draft stock to fall even further and generated some doubt as to whether he will ever play another game in the VHLM. The drama will continue to unfold as we draw closer to the S39 entry draft, but despite his poor play in Moscow, coupled with his off-ice antics which have drawn the ire of a majority of the VHL community, Jody 3 Moons believes he has what it takes to become an unexpected success story.

sry, nvm. Will do media spot this week.

Doesn't matter which sig. Your work looks really good so I'd love to watch a video tutorial and maybe learn a technique or two.

Fair enough.

Also, I guess I'll formally apologize to all the VHLers. Like Spangs said, being from SHL I had a predisposed dislike for VHL and took it a little too far with my criticism of your league. I'll admit that I've actually enjoyed my time on the VHL thus far. I find the different avenues for producing tpe (like FM950 and Fantasy Zones) are really quite fun and the submission grading really makes you want to put sufficient effort into your work (which, like some people have said, can sometimes be lacking on SHL). Things work a bit differently, but I can tell that VHL is just as good as SHL. I also find a large number of the member base here still took the time to help me after I bashed the VHL for 50 pages, and for that you guys deserve kudos. Any time I've pm'd someone using the chat system (whether it was Draper, sball, sherf, Advantage, quite a few others) with a legitimate question about how to do something on this site, or just to chat, they were really helpful and friendly with me. So, hopefully, this will put an end to this site vs site war that I caused. Again, apologies to everyone on this site. I see myself being an active member of both the SHL and VHL going forward.

Well said Spangs.

I still really liked your podcast, if it counts for anything.

Okay.

You bash SHL for 'accommodating child molesters' yet suggested a team compare pictures of each other's dicks. Logic... gone.

>Kendrick thinks it would be funny to ask a team of SHLers (All 15 years old, according to VHL popular opionion) to post pictures of their genitalia. >Kendrick records podcast claiming SHL accommodates child molesters and is filled with high schoolers. >I'm the one who's in the wrong / trying to start shit for bringing this up. If he didn't record that podcast saying that stupid shit, I would not even be mentioning this whatsoever.

YEAH, WASTY.

He did though. Are you going to try and completely lie that CJ wasn't the person who proposed the LAP LR dick pic fiasco???? I understand it was a joke and done in a joking manner, but he still did it. Then he has the nerve to come on VHL and make a podcast saying SHL accommodates child molesters ??? Be real with yourself, Wasty. Quit dick riding your SHL teammates and just keep it 100. You know for a fact this shit isn't a lie. I understand and admit that it was done as a joke in your LR, but what I'm saying is still 100% true.

ITT: Spangs talking that shit.

^ Regardless of all this, it's not really applicable. What's applicable is the fact that my posts disputing his claims made towards SHL in his Battle of the Blades ep 18 podcast were deleted for no good reason at all, other than to protect a 'respected member' of this community and allowing him to continue to deface another league without being justified whatsoever.

He, himself, admitted to it. Although he did preface it with saying 'it was done in a joking manner and nobody took it seriously', but that doesn't negate the fact that he proposed taking dick pics and posting them online. I could have screenshotted the VHL chat convo we had where he confirms, but I closed the convo after he caught feelings and blocked me and I can't seem to bring up the history.

This did happen though. Ask Kendrick.

thanks sherf

Sick little podcast despite all of the lies/bullshit you mentioned regarding SHL & myself.

So you're a garbage man?

Is it true a pedophile from VHL started the SHL? How often do you actually do police work? Would you say that more of your time is committed to the VHL than to the police force which employs you? Thanks for the entertaining podcasts. It really brightens up my week because my life consists of trolling online hockey sim websites.

Can I get someone who's actually a respected member of the VHL to comment on why my posts, which defended the lies/bullshit that Kendrick was spewing in his podcast, were removed?

Kendrick lies about being a police officer and propositioned an SHL team for dick pics. Since everyone here is convinced that only high schoolers go on SHL, doesn't this upset you at all? A respected member of your community asked a bunch of high school kids to post pictures of their genitalia, and SHL is a place that apparently 'accommodates child molesters', according to a 'respected member' of the VHL.