gorlab

DO NOT MEME KILL ME NIGHT ONE

Chico Smeb in a bodybag rn

cleansed good lookin out

i'm back in

accept

1. Apparently we decided to suck, for no readily explainable reason. Sims as of late have gone horribly, we're currently out of a playoff spot, and even returning to the lines which put us on top of the EU has done nothing to help that. Do you have any idea what happened? What's your best guess? Probably the fact that HC Davos is a cursed franchise. Also, I may or may not have intentionally sabotaged Davos due to a long-standing fued/hatred of the team. 2. Someone has placed a curse on Davos, of course! Who's the first person we investigate? gorlab. In S50 I believe he was drafted to Davos 4th or 5th overall and immediately asked out. Other suspects include beaviss, device, and beketov. 3. All roads point to nowhere and nobody finds out who cast the magic spell. What's your favorite supernatural remedy? Drinking a jar of pickle juice. It helps for heartburn so it may help out Davos' sim luck. 4. The VHL Players' Association starts up again, after having failed the last few times it was attempted. You've been elected the representative for Davos--what's the first issue you bring up? The fact that +12 tpe jobs exist and shouldn't. Most people who are claiming +12 job pay are leeches. 5. Who's the best VHL player from your home country (either yours or your player's)? Go here and sort by birthplace; feel free to include retired players if you'd like to. Pretty sure it's Jet Jaguar tbh. I can't remember who else is from Ukraine, but all my players were and Jaguar was probably the best. No i didn't actually look at the link. 6. While you're on the portal, what was the last VHLM team you played for, and what are their chances at a cup right now? The last VHLM team I played for was Halifax 21st. Again, I didn't open the portal, but I think Houston will win the cup this season.

I usually only post new/unseen sigs in this forum, but I liked this one tbh.

it just looks like it is

vhl legend

new gens getting together and thinking they're funny.

Player Information Username: gorlab Player Name: L Recruited From: Member (kylrad) Age: 29 Position: D Height: 78 in. Weight: 234 lbs. Birthplace: Ukraine Player Page @VHLM GM

holy mother of god, Davos won a game?????

ya hate to see it

the gradient on the pts field in the rankings

Loud pack Sirkants

but he told me he hates Matthews so I used Jack Hughes for the next one.... hopefully he didn't get traded to DCD or anything like that...

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1. I just recreated! I've made a center who I plan to claim in the S75 draft. Do you think this was the right move for the team, or would a different position have served us better? No, I think that's a great idea. Since I won't be making another center, you won't have me to contend with in terms of top C's of your draft class. Goalie would have prob been better though. 2. Line chemistry is off for some reason lately. Why do you think that is? Is there anything you'd like to see tried that you haven't seen yet? I think line 2 was playing well, and I think line 1 could have been fixed by trading Big Chungus for a more developed inactive, or maybe defence-first winger. I wouldn't mind seeing Garcia - Jaguar - Jensen though. 3. Which EU team do you think we'll eventually meet in the playoffs? I have a bad feeling we'll meet Moscow and get dummied because Jaguar's career is a comedy of errors. 4. We've got three S66 players retiring this season in Jaguar, Garcia, and Paddywagon. Do we have what it takes to keep moving forward or is there a step back coming? How do you think this affects our long-term future? I think it's good because it gives room for SS Hornet / Robin Winter to take over the team as the main forward pieces. Losing Paddywagon will hurt the back-end no doubt, but it can easily be remedied via drafting / UFA. 5. The trade deadline has come and gone! Are you surprised it was uneventful? Do you think there are any moves we could have made? I was shocked at how uneventful it was. Yes, we should have traded chungus + picks for a better winger to try and fix line 1 chemistry. 6. There's a party at Robin Winter's house tonight. What are you bringing? My anime bodypillow. I don't want to be the only person there without one.

S73 DONATION - Transaction ID: 9AX03965MF664552E $1M Player Store Cash (How to Claim) 5 TPE Uncapped Doubles Week

good luck hand me off that LA Stars AGM job.

mother of god.......