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Hi @STZ, I don't know you personally but i'm told you're a pretty stand up guy. I'll cut to the point, the Lynx have room on the Third line with the possibility of moving up to a higher role with activity. We're currently high in the standings to make a run for the cup. So what do you say?

That's a very slippery slope... not sure you can guys can offer @HulkHogan's Jam. It's pretty exclusive.

<--- Beavis coming into Ottawa

If all it took was inflating your ego, I'll do the same plus but a media spot, a sig, and an ounce ...

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I guess this means you'll need a new sig now? lol

Hi @Beaviss , I am currently looking for defense to help round out the team. Currently we have spots open on the second line with the ability to move up to higher profile roles if you stay active! Come play for another Canucks fan and lets win a cup

Hi, @AndrewWarren13, unfortunately Ottawa has two goaltenders as is and wouldn't be able to offer you any minutes. Good luck in your VHL career!

Welcome @enigmatic , Some of the other GM's may throw you some offers to join there team. I am the GM of the Ottawa Lynx we made it all the way to the finals last season but could not win the cup. I am currently looking for forwards to help round out the team. Currently we have spots open on the third line with the ability to move up to higher profile roles if you stay active! If you would like to become a part of the Ottawa Lynx quote this and say accepted!

Welcome @InciteHysteria, Some of the other GM's may throw you some offers to join there team. I am the GM of the Ottawa Lynx we made it all the way to the finals last season but could not win the cup. I am currently looking for forwards to help round out the team. Currently we have spots open on the third line with the ability to move up to higher profile roles if you stay active! If you would like to become a part of the Ottawa Lynx quote this and say accepted!

50 - A bust! 51 - The Mole 52 - His goalie stick and I would take his teddy bear 53 - Olive Garden.. because when you're here, you're family. 54 - Hogan for sure 55 - Tried to have sex with @Beaviss or @HulkHogan 56 - a mom heart

Wait, who is being roasted right now?

@FrostBeard Just Cause

Questionnaire Responses And once again if you're not tagged in these and want to be please let me know.

Results: 3 uncapped TPE: @Elmebeck @JeffD @Kekzkrieg @Dominus89 2 Uncapped TPE: @TukTukTheGreat @elrune1988 @berocka @jack @Dalton Wilcox @Green @Datools @Ace

Don't worry you're going to start more ?

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Toronto 4-2

231 Moscow Menace 232 Riga Reign 233 Calgary Wranglers 234 Toronto Legion

I am always grateful for you DA

We'll have the space

Wait who is being mean to who?...

We also have a @HenrikZoiderberg

Aww man.. if only Beavis would have traded you =/ we have cookies and a bana....