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Congrats everyone!

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending March 3rd 2024 1. We are the champions! How did you celebrate? 2. Who was our teams MVP? 3. Where do you think you will play next season? 4. Lovstrom went on a heater. How much liquor did you liquor him up with? 5. Who is your favourite team in the VHL? 6. Who has been your in season MIP and why?

Like pinning a post on your own profile?

BRB printing it on a shirt as we speak

I’ll apply specifically to Halifax. Former Hali GM right here! (I’ll apply to all 3 but preference on Halifax)

Public spanking on @Banackock hehe. Keep it private bois

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending Feb 25 2023 1. We’re in the finals…. Did @Lemorse7 pay some bribes? 2. Who is your reapers MVP? 3. How do you think this series goes with Las Vegas? 4. Who is your favourite VHLM player that’s not on Philadelphia? 5. What type of vehicle does your VHL player drive? 6. Who is your favourite NHL player?

Just wanna say GL and I love Annie Oaks as a player! Hopefully it’s a fun finals!! On a side note, everyone keeps saying Philly isn’t so great all season and we stormed in first place. That narrative continued until we made it to the finals. Maybe we’re better than just “luck”.

I’ll apply

Haha also fun fact, Malmo was the first team to ever select me in a VHL draft. Would love this pick but am happy to play for any team in the VHL of course!

No problem can we get more giant gifs?

The only reason I say this is primarily, I will eventually go inactive. Likely due to IRL reasons. I've been there where I drafted a guy first overall and then he went IA on my ass in like 20 mins (@Zetterberg) however I forgive thee. Point is, I don't want to be that guy. I don't want the pressure of a top pick to loom on me. I don't want to be the main guy on the roster. I just wanna chill and have fun and update when I want and when I can. Between having a child and tending to my wife, I really won't care about the VHL nor should I. Draft me, plan my player out and use him to win if you can if not, use him to tank I suppose? Point is, I don't really give a shit. Just don't waste a high pick on this guy cause I'm warning you now, he's gonna be a shitty earning player And if you're the GM who drafts me in the first round, I'm sorry lmao. You're a dumbass. Read this shit, I warned you fam. I'm going to be a disappointment. The rest of my build is probably going to be 99 Leadership if it was up to me.

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending Feb 18 2023 1. We face Saskatoon and our former agm in @Ricer13... How do we kick his ass on and off the ice? 2. What is your favourite 2 topping pizza? Describe the flavor as well for us! 3. Jins haven't been earning enough TPE yet. How can we get them firing on all cylinders? 4. Do we think Lovstrom can go on a heater? 5. What do we need to do in order to have playoff success? 6. Who has been your in season MVP and why?

That is a fucking giant gif

Brother in Christ I think you’re over blowing it man. However, I am curious how they test this cause most AI testers detects that the US constitution is written by AI

Nabakov has been a surprise to me mostly. I’ll be honest, I didn’t expect to end up top 5 in points (losing to Ivanov and another at the moment). I’ve been the sole provider of scoring for this team at F but if it means that some of the new guys are going to pump out some scoring, I’m freaking here for it. I think we have a scary ass team and I believe we can expect to beat out the other top teams in the playoffs as well if we maintain our form. The Jinns have been absolutely huge, as well as some of the TDL recreates. I’m excited to see how some of them develop as well. As I was saying earlier, we have a tough team and we could go deep this season if we continue earning as a team and superbly early into the week. Let’s freaking go. I’m kinda curious where I go in the draft. I know historically I’ve been wishy washy but I hope I end up in the first round. At minimum, I should be a welfare premium earner. At maximum, I’ll be a full time earner. Who knows? That’s what’s exciting! I sorta want to go for a cup considering it’s been a while since I’ve won one.

I’m just glad you’re back buddy!

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending Feb 11 2023 1. How do you think we performed at the deadline? 2. Who was your favourite player in NHL history? 3. What do you think the Mexico City players are juicing themselves with? 4. Can Lovstrom save a puck? If so how many? 5. What is your go-to lunch? 6. Nabakov is on a scoring drought now. How do we get him firing?

Hogs has returned

Not even been 20 seasons and my brain is already fried

Foh that shit is mine

Claiming for Feb 11

HELP ME ANYWAYS

Everytime I write one of these, if I'm honest, I just get incredibly lazy about it. I generally don't even know what to write about but here I am, writing about something or the other. Yermolai has been cooking so far thanks to @Zetterberg's help. Now I need to get him cooking at the VHLE level which I'm sure Z will help me with right? Right? Leading the league in points was something I never expected this season at any point but now that we're here, I'm trying to just eclipse 200 TPE so I can jump up to the VHLE next season. I'd love to play in the VHL in 2 seasons so I don't plan to stick around the E much. Whats even going on up there? I genuinely have no idea. Who sucks whos good? I couldn't even tell ya man. Whatever, I'm here for the ride I guess. The VHLM has been fun to be around in, which is great. I think the VHLE would be a huge improvement if we treated it more like the AHL for the NHL teams. Players get drafted and boom, immediately in the AHL. Teams can still trade and draft but the second they're VHL drafted, they're outta the VHLM. Thats what could make the VHLE more exciting.