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I am somehow maintaining my extreme activity by writing this. I have a feeling, it's just been a fun time for me to be back in the league so in a weird way, this is a pleasure to write. As you guys know, my current player Yermolai Nabakov, is in the VHLM so I'll be focusing on the VHLM all-stars this season. I hate to say it but the VHLE seems boring as I see 0 coverage for them. However, that's just an observation and maybe I'm just entirely wrong. Anyways, we should probably get to it right? VHLM All-Star First Team Left Wing - Forum Content @frescoelmo 29G/52A/81P +16 Forum Content has been blazing heat this season in Saskatoon and it's no surprise he would be. The frescoelmo agency has always popped out certified bangers of players and Forum Content is nothing short but that. He's been leading the points total all season long until just recently but it would be a surprise to nobody if he stepped into another gear and jumped into another level. We're excited to see where Forum Content can go in the draft as well as he's such an impressive prospect and we expect him to be the in the top 5 picks. Center - Antonia Bucatini @CowboyinAmerica 29G/30A/59P -22 Antonia Bucatini could be one of the most impressive players in the VHLM and the statistics aren't even supporting her. Antonia is another lottery pick in the upcoming VHL draft, in my opinion. Coming out of the CowboyinAmerica agency who also has been a well known commodity in the space, we can expect Antonia to explode when it comes time to head to the VHL/E. She's built to be a perennial top line center and is already somewhat showing it in the VHLM. She really can do almost everything possible. She already leads the league in face-offs won as well, which is a huge + for any team in the VHL. Right Wing - Yermolai Nabokov @fonziGG 37G/46A/83P +28 The surprise of the season, honestly. Nobody expected a player out of fonziGG's agency to really come out of the gates in the VHLM and strong arm. Actually, to be fair, their players tend to flop in the VHL but never the VHLM or VHLE. However, after seeing how Yermolai has been playing, we might see a useful player in there. They're big at 6'8" and extremely strong. Yermolai has been the engine of the Philadelphia Reapers this season and has even heard the coaching staff say he has captaincy material at higher levels. He wants to win and has been pushing his teammates to lead the way as well which is an intangible prospects don't usually have. Due to the agency of this player, we could see him drop out of the top 5. In fact, we could also see him drop out of the first round. Defenseman - Bric Sheithaus @Oldhead91 14G/58A/72P +19 Bric Sheithaus is from a newer agency in Oldhead91. What is most exciting about him is his ability to get down and block shots, leads the league in hits and is an intangible as a player. While they have been drafted to the VHL (Riiga) 3 seasons ago, it's no surprise he's been an all-star that has been included in this list. We hope to see more out of Bric and would love to see him at the VHL level. Defenseman - Enn Jinn @jhatty8 19G/52A/71P 78 Hits Lets just say, bro is cooking for a defender. 68 points is no feat and from the jhatty8 agency, we can expect only a great role player for the VHL. While they need some support, that doesn't mean that they won't turn out. I have tons of faith in this agency to get all cylinders firing and will be a huge contributor in the VHL pretty soon. 78 hits is also a great contribution on the defensive side. Lets hype out Enn Jinn cause he's going to be a legend. Starting Goalie - Jorgen Lovstrom @Pifferfish .920 SV% || 2.31 GAA || 35W/4L/3 OTL Lovestrom has to be the best goalie in the VHL at the moment. There is a reason Philadelphia is leading the league and while Nabokov and Enn Jinn are huge parts of that, I'd argue Lovstrom is the largest piece to the pie. Lovstrom is 1st in SV% and GAA with goalies who has played more than 20 games and is tied for 1st with SO's with 2. What makes it impressive is that he's faced the 5th most shots. Also he's got 5 assists so you know he's a certified banger of a pick for any team looking for a goalie for this statistic alone. Thats my all star team currently. I know there's barely any Las Vegas Aces representation but I find that their most impressive player has to be Bric Shithaus and unfortunately I don't think their top players beat out players like Bucatini, Nabokov and Content. Maybe Hugo Boss? But he doesn't beat out Lovstrom either. I'm sorry but yeah LVA isn't so impressive and if there's a huge influx of recruits soon, we could see them shedding some IA bums for players who are earning heavy TPE (considering the VHLM is about development not winning right guys?) Last but not least, I just want to say thank you to the community. A lot of you have been supportive of me coming back knowing I'll probably drop off into IA world again soon. Ya'll have been cool, especially the Philly family which gives a huge shoutout to @Lemorse7 as a GM. Can't wait to see what we do at TDL and I hope it's something BIG. Huge. Massive. All of the above. I want to see Philly go deep this season, mainly because I've never done well in the VHLM as a player (unless I'm misremembering so my bad). I'd like to notch a win title win which I think we have a surprising amount of availability to do this season. Ultimately, this is a developmental league so, lets all develop and I can't wait to see us kick off in the VHL together. 1024 words claiming for Feb 4 claiming for Feb 11

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending Feb 4 2023 1. Why do you think @Ricer13 decided to ditch us for less green pastures? 2. What is your favorite hybrid attribute? 3. Allstar week is upon us… Who do you think should be Phillys Allstar? 4. How much love does a Lovstrom Love if a Lovstrom could love? 5. What is your go-to breakfast? 6. What are your predictions for Philly the following season?

Raised in Alberta lol. I'm a berta boy

@Lemorse7 we suck eh?

He’s a pretty groovy dood

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending Jan 28 2023 1. Who on this team has the best bench press in your opinion? 2. Who is your favourite Jinn and why are they all goated? 3. Who is your favourite NHL player currently? 4. Who is your favourite player from the VHL? 5. What do you think would improve your VHL experience? 6. What is your go-to chocolate bar?

I am going to win cup with Philly. I drag them to finals and I beat the living shit out of anyone who want to come to the finals. I respect them but I will fight everyone. Watch me win trophy and cup. I will do it alone if I have to. Hockey is team sport so I know my teammates very good but they must stand by me in the pursuit of the championship. We must fight and scrap for every inch on the ice. I am ready to body check and to pass the puck to open teammate. I am ready to shoot the puck and embarrass goalie if I have to. Even if it's sloppy goal, I will score. I love to score. I love to assist. I am here to win the game and be a champion. Thats who I believe I am. I am champion on the inside. I just have to put it on resume now. I am internalizing right now. I am champion of VHLM at end of season. If not, ofcourse I am upset but atleast we try. I just want to be able to say we try. The absolute bare minimum.

Awesome list. I think Forum Content is going to be a nasty player to play against in the VHL soon!

I have to say, Yermolai has been impressive these last few weeks. 17 goals, 25 assists and 42 points in 25 games has been a huge start to this season. Yermolai is only 3rd on the scoring charts in the VHLM after having an incredibly slow start to the season. Nabakov has been putting in the work heavily in the gym and has been coming to the practice facility early to get more acclimated with the North American ice. Yermolai has been on a scoring tear but he also loves to share the biscuit with his teammates so that everyone gets a little bit of love. "My style of game is to play hard, strong and win the game. I have to score or pass to let teammate score is ok as long as we win the game. Back in Mother Russia, if I don't work harder then everyone, well theres another guy waiting to take my spot. Everyone hungry back home, I'm just the hungriest. There is saying.. He who doesn’t take risks doesn’t drink champagne. I'm willing to take risk. I'm willing to do everything for team. No stagnant here. I'm here for VHL championship. I take VHL Championship soon. You watch me." Serious words coming from the Russian prodigy. He's been hungry I suppose, maybe we can get the guy a burger or something. The way he can dominate on the ice is impressive and I genuinely believe he's ready for the next step in the VHLE. I'd even argue he might be able to crack a VHL team soon. Who knows? He is a mentality monster after all. I'm super excited to see him get drafted this coming season as well, I'm curious who he goes to and how far he falls in the draft due to him and his agency being controversial. However, he has mentioned in the past that he would like to fall in the draft. "I fall or I climb, either way... I am here to win games. I am here to win VHL Championship. In order to do that, you must take a bet on me. I hope no team drafts me so I can select where I go. I want to go to team that will win me championship. I want to win. Take me in 7th round, I don't care. If you are not taking seriously as GM, I don't stay. I will go and I will be ruthless about it." It sounds like he's not the type of person who will hesitate at all about free agency. He knows what he wants and obviously Yermolai will thrive, the question becomes where? I can't see him going to many different European teams. I could see him in a team like LA, Seattle or Malmo. However, if the tide isn't right and they're not seriously competing, I can see him going elsewhere in order to win. I suppose he really wants to challenge for a title and win and honestly, I can see that being everyones end goal I just think he will be willing to rip the bandaid off.

grats @Ricer13

I’ll apply

I love it thank you mane!!

Sounds like it’ll be aladeen

Truth. Thank you guys! also I’m screwed right@Triller?

The goat

Yermolai Nabakov is an utter disappointment to my agency and his season so far is drastically underperformed so far. 24 points in 16 games is absolutely dreadful and we should expect better statistics out of him soon. He has been working hard in Russia and produced some good statistics over there. I'm really sad to not see him top the charts with his statistics so far and I think we haven't even seen the best out of him yet. Philly's players hasn't been lighting the lamp so much for him as he's been trying to set his team up as much as possible. However, he has been playing fewer and fewer minutes and I think he's ready for a huge uptick in his minutes in order to see him really thrive and groove into his own. While Yermolai may be a disappointment so far, thats okay. What goes down must eventually go up or something like that? I don't really know to be honest. I feel like I may have wasted your time with this .com but honestly I don't give a rats ass. Yermolai is playing like shit and I figured I'd let you know. Good day everyone... Good day.

Transaction ID: 7RH966924N8570838 5 TPE Uncapped $1M Player Store Cash Doubles Week

I can confirm that I am definitely not back at all. I'm still equally as lazy as I was with my last player and the player before. I'll be honest, I don't know why I can't get myself to write an article every week or get myself to stay active within the league. I'm still incredibly lazy. However, when I was in the league, I enjoyed every moment of it. Every moment I've spent in this league, I've enjoyed. I just know that writing an article every week is apparently impossible for me to do these days. So I decided to join back in the league but with a caveat. I know I will not be a perfect user and I know I'm not going to be a top prospect in my draft like I used to be. I'm happy being an option for a team, just a decent player who will likely welfare his way through his career but enjoy himself in the league again. Some things that have been going on in my life... Well, I'm having a kid. Potentially in a month or so. I feel like this confirms that I'm an old head now and it's exactly why I won't be committing to a full career. I'm excited to enter this phase in my life in a way. I know it'll take me away from sim leagues for a bit but for some reason, I'm extremely excited by this. I probably wont be when the kid comes and I'm sleep-deprived however I'll have degen hours on Discord to look at . No, this little one will not be joining the VHL in 13 years or so. Before degends get any crazy ideas. I've been primarily an SBA user for the past little while considering they have a season pass option over there. It makes it a lot easier for me to participate in which is why you could find me over there versus over here. I know that sounds confusing but it's easier for me and the community is great over there. I hope to see some more members from over there join back over here but I know the SBA season pass isn't convertible to over here so you may not see much coming this way. Hopefully, we can see more SBA members pop over here and at least welfare. I genuinely believe the welfare system here benefits players as you can still have a great career just earning 10 TPE. I remember some great players in my time who had wonderful careers just welfaring. GM's please, encourage your players to welfare if they cannot earn well. I may or may not make an article on some great players who welfared throughout their careers. There was one on DC and I can't recall his name ( @Enorama probably remembers as he was the GM). He was the one who turned my head to a great earning career with just welfaring. Sure theres a big difference but that player did everything but earn a big 6 TPE every week.

1. I think we scouted really well and it’s showing. 2. En Jinn 3. Because I couldn’t say no. 4. Gothenburg 5. Yessssirrrr Demmers did! 6. I went on a honeymoon last year… We did Europe and Disney World.

1. I’m enjoying it. I don’t think I’ve played for Philly in the past? 2. Nothing I really like it. 3. not go inactive at this point lmfao 4. Philadelphia Scrappers 5. I’m a Vancouver Canucks fan. 6. I’m NA baby.

lol

…..yes?

Player Name: Yermolai Nabakov Render: Kiril Kaprizov Team: Philadelphia Reapers

Hey my moms on a diet