fonziGG

U have cooties Also I don’t apply cause I’ll prolly go IA eventually

Thank you Josh. Sorry about that!!

How does one claim experience from the store?

Congratulations homies

1.) we just didn’t want it enough. Simple as tbh. 2.) of course but that means we probably would’ve won if we got through. Tough but unlucky. 3.) yes, as mentioned above. We would’ve cooked them. 4.) VHLM draft time baby. Lesssss get it 5.) plan to work on my scoring and skating. Gotta get elite rq. 6.) just building a nursery and sitting on Santa’s lap.

Aoplyin t0 b presidente of Afrikaans sector

Double dog dare them then.

I dare you to hire me for one of these positions.

Has grade 3 educations but speak Afrikaans

suh dude

1. I just recently joined the team so I'm not sure. I've gotten into the room and it feels like the team needs some more communication though. We'll get better at that as a group. 2. All 7 I believe. Las Vegas are a great group and we're expected to go the distance with them. We must respect them. 3. Haha I mean I genuinely believe I'm on the learning path right now. I will get better though, mark my words. 4. I wasn't on the team yet. If I had to say, it's Pipo Papa. Tendy has been working HARD. 5. Has to be DB IV. He's always yellin at us on the bench. 6. Likely staying as I'm a new player haha.

FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY

Wassup

hi im hopping in on this. 1. I'd probably chill with @Acydburn. He's my guy. 2. I'd probably chow down on some Edo and maybe hang out at GameStop. 3. Probably cocaine at the roxy. Let's just be honest with ourselves. 4. The bend on them are crazy. Also material lets them be whipped more but won't break as much. 5. I've enjoyed the ones where Dil was muted for multiple months. Sad he's gone. I guess they're free now. Anyone else willing to be muted? (up to a certain limit of course) 6. Idk he was just born yesterday. So pretty good I'd say.

Player Information Username: fonziGG Player Name: Yermolai Nabokov Recruited From: Returning Age: 16 Position: RW Height: 80 in. Weight: 250 lbs. Birthplace: Russia Player Page @VHLM GM

No u accept

Geneva Rush Press Conference 3 Questions Answered = 1 Capped TPE 6 Questions Answered = 2 Capped TPE Please answer in full sentences Week Ending June 18 1. Are you a north/south type or an east/west type of player? 2. Who do you think is going to be a steal in the NHL draft? 3. Do you have a favourite NHL team? If so, who is it? 4. Do you have any suggestions for @Zetterberg and I? 5. What is your go-to pizza order? 6. Which player on the team has the dirtiest dangles on the roster (besides yourselves ofc)?

Geneva Rush Press Conference 3 Questions Answered = 1 Capped TPE 6 Questions Answered = 2 Capped TPE Please answer in full sentences Week Ending June 18 1. What are your thoughts on the trade in the new man @Fradin99? 2. Who has the coolest logo in the VHLM? 3. Do you have a lucky charm or superstition? What is it? 4. Whats more exciting, going 5-hole or bar down? 5. Who is the stinkiest player in the change room? 6. What are your expectations for this team this season?

Geneva Rush Press Conference 3 Questions Answered = 1 Capped TPE 6 Questions Answered = 2 Capped TPE Please answer in full sentences Week Ending June 18 1. Are you excited for the new direction Geneva will be taking? 2. Who has the coolest logo in the VHLE? 3. Do you have a favorite hockey stick? Which one? 4. What is your go to move on the break away? 5. Is there a teammate you’re most excited to play with? 6. What kind of point total are you expecting to get this season?

sign me up

Applying

I’ll apply

Team Canada Proudly Selects: Forwards: Don Aven @Novanod Tim Riggins @Jayhawk Keon Jeannot @Lucas anton Braedon Panarella @ThatCasual Foster Bedwyr @Schwein ShaunYoungca @shaun1979 Swinsola @Swinsola Steven Mcdard @Zyrox Jim Benning Jr. @Jim Benning Defensemen: Bobby Bob @Baby Boomer Liv Slater @Subject056 Sigma Freud @CODENAMEJIMMY Tommy Sleeves @dasboot Goalies: Merome Dilson @MexicanCow123 Ross Glagau @Zetterberg Welcome to Team Canada! I look forward to being your GM for this tournament. Join our LR and tag me immediately so either I or any of the other staff can put you into our Canada LR where we can talk next steps. LETS GO CANADA!! Locker Room https://discord.gg/29XE6wsB

1. Fuck Mexico 2. I think I played well. I wasn't in top gear but still decent enough. 3. Save more pucks. Get bigger and I need a flowly haircut honestly. 4. VHL or VHLE. Hopeful for VHL. 5. Haha DO IT AGAIN. Was a great spot honestly. 6. I'm driving down to my best friends wedding. Gunna watch him make a mistake take a step in his life and then im going to celebrate with a pizza.

haha how did I convince these suckers to hire me